By Heywood Jewblowmee
As I watched the games, from high above the rafters of the Kapusta Kow, I noticed a high spirited affair. I noticed that Dave Crawford controls the play when he is out there, what a fantastic player. Tomcats were lucky to snag Crawford on a ten year 100 million dollar deal, unlike New Jersey with the Kovalchuk signing.
I also noticed Stevo Jaworiwsky salivates when he is out there with Crawford and Crawford has the ball. The two of them are neighbours and either spent a great deal of time playing road hockey in their drive way practicing or both are gifted hockey players.
I noticed Lovie has a great shot. He used it to settle the score last night in a 5 to 4 victory for his Hellcats. I also noticed he took out a 75 year old spider web way up high in a rafters, when he tried to put the ball in the top corner, he winged it so high that lucky the roof was on the Kapusta Kow, if not, it would have caused an atmospheric problem.
Killer cracks me up, he is wack, wack, wack, but I tell you, he scores some goals.
Poor Louis Koenigsberger, the Rake went down like a sack of potatoes, when he got a ball on the family jewels. I asked him later, in the parking lot, if he was wearing a cup. “Ahh, no”, he said, and then added, “I normally do, but tonight, I let the boys roam free, bamo…not too smart on my part”.
Shamus, with his Ghost Crossing shirt, popped a few, he seems to be steam rolling along, and no doubt the Tournament Captains are paying close attention, one Captain, who did not want to be mentioned told me, “When he was scoring those goals, wearing a collared shirt, I thought, great if I want him, I will have to get collared shirts, but now that he is scoring with a regular tee, I will consider snapping him up, I just hope he is around in the fourth round”.
Although Razor, played a fantastic game, he cannot be faulted on the winner, where he was screened by Stevo. I spoke to Snowpants after, in the parking lot, and Snowball told me that Razor had organized ‘Tomcat wristbands’ for the boys, so he was happy with that and had put the loss behind him.
Is it me, or is Dave Hann missing a step or two? It really seems the Hurricane is now a Mist.
Andy ‘Doc’ Brewin, all alone (12 times) in front of the net, could not put one in. He is Phil Kessel and Tyler Bozak….watch Leafs will select him in the second round in this years draft.
Youngblood scored an Ovechkin type goal, in the fourth game and then did a superb job ordering pizza from Fuzzy’s Pizza….I got to have a nibble of the pizza as one of the Tomcats snuck it out to me and I can say it was delicious.
I am now off for the Christmas Holidays and the Tomcats do not play till January 18, so I will talk to you next year.
Fat bottom girls, dressed in skimpy red panties and bras, with a Santa hat, really do make the rock and roll world go round. For Christmas, under the mistletoe Heywood Jewblowmee.
