Bullwinkle Dozers – Hobbs, Shack, Snowpants, Professor, Skippy, Bullwinkle, Falcon in net
Animal Back Hoes – Matador, Green Giant, Max, Hurricane, Animal, Jingles, Chico, Dylan/Chico in net
Big Ned Mother Truckers – Soupy, Big Ned, Chevy, Chip, Killer, Kamikaze, Terror in net
What a night at the Kapusta…
It’s feast or famine with the Tomcats these days. We went from not having any goalies to having too many; from having to cancel weeks due to not enough guys, to last night, the first Mini Tournament in months, maybe years!
At the end of the night, it was the Animal Back Hoes taking the tourney handily. The Falcon Triplets shined bright, working hard, making great saves, and fantastic plays all night. A little bit of controversy when Dylan’s (Falcon Jr) night was cut short after feeling ill and puking. Chico stepped right up and strapped on the pads! Chico was quoted after saying, “I may get Ebola from wearing the sick guys equipment, but at least I won’t have to pay the $5 for hockey!” Jingles, who came out just to watch and bring beer, ended up playing and was dominant on defence, stepping in for Chico.
A desperate call for help yesterday morning by Soupy looking for beer, yielded 4 cases showing up! A couple guys that had missed their night due to absence, and a couple that brought a case “just because” namely Kaze and Jingles. Great move fellas!
After hockey on the stage is where the night got interesting. The beers were cold, and the jokes and laughs abundant. Soupy was showing off his “ELITE” softball skills to upcoming Coach Matador at the 1st ever Tomcats Combine. There may or may not be video evidence of Soupy hitting “dingers”, and rounding the bases, no Tarp. Some would say he has a body like a milk bag, but the clean up crew had to be called in to mop up after the ladies in attendance! Unfortunately, he was brought back down to earth, after being embarrassed by the Terror in a foot race.
That wraps it up for this week, be sure to let Rocky know if you are in for next week! There are only 3 weeks left in the season, let’s see a good turnout to finish off.
Enjoy Guys…
Guest Column by H’aida da Salami