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By Harry Ballsonue
The day could not have been better, sure there were three holes with rain but PGA players play in the rain a true athlete will play in the rain, NFL, Soccer games, MLB, Golf, and so will the Tomcats.
The brand new trophy designed for the Tomcat tournament and now officially named Pantalon de Neige Jug….Named after the British Open Champion, the Claret Jug.
“Sure some would want to win the Claret Jug, but I think most would want the Pantalon de Neige jug”. Stated Razor, a Tomcat who could very easily win the jug himself.
Hicksee took the tournament with a solid 74. Past franchise player Crispy finished second with 78 and present day franchise player Crow finished in second with a 78. “Hicksee played well, he deserves the Pantalon de Neige Jug, Stanley’s Cup winner this year and now the Jug, what next for this great golfer?” asked Crow.
“My wife loves the Jug, but I told her, I only get to keep it for one year, she said, go out there and play as much golf as you want, this summer, so you can win it again next year,” Hicksee said
Great to see some of the Alumni. General Manager Finner was in that foursome as were Tomcat legends Crispy and Bucko.
“I certainly would love to see more alumni here, where is the Legend, where is Rexy and Miami?” Finner had asked.
Scores and prize money:
Hicksee $1,800,000.
Crispy $1,200,000
Soupy $1,000,000
Crow $700,000
Snowpants $500,000
Razor $400,000
Sauc $250,000
Lovie $175,000
Bundura $125,000
Stevo $90,000
Cribzie $ 65,000
Sparky $40,000
La BAmba $20,000
Bucko $16,000
Hurricane $6,500
Falco $4,000
Sandy Beach $2,500
Finner $1,200
Kwang $800
Chevy $400
Hollywood $80
Rocky $7.50
Turk D.N.G. Owes $15,000
Spanky D.N.G. Owes $15,000
Killer D.N.G. Owes $10,000
Sea Lion Injured owes nothing
Junior Never Showed Never Called, Owes $110,000
Razor was dressed in style as always but a fashion faux pas did occur when two Tomcats wore the same shorts.
Not going to say who the two Tomcats were, but here is photographic evidence.
So with that, the 2014-15 Tomcat season comes to an end. Until September, please have a safe and warm & sunny summer.
Watch for the summer issue of the St. Felix (out July 1) and of course the October St. Felix that will come out September 1.
Hey, while you are going over the prize money, do you think I could put my Harry Ballsonue.