The night: Devils night.
The time: Around 6:50(they are supposed to start at 6:30).
The event: The Official Devils Night Mini Tourney!
The captains: Soupy, Husky Eyes and first time ever captain for a mini, Beep!
Once the teams were picked everybody was ready to go. Beep’s White Devils featured; Beep, Rocky, Snowpants, Junior, The Rake, Killer, and Zippy Skippy in between the pipes. Soupy’s Yellow Devils sported; Soupy, Cribz, Hurricane, The Doc, Yuri, lacing the pads was Razor, and making his seasonal debut last night with a gorgeous beard was Lovie. The night belonged to Sunny’s Black Devils, who were: Sunny, SteveO, Shovey, Hollywood, Sparkaroony, and wearing the equipment was the Falcon.
All three goalies played exceptionally well last night! It really could have been any team’s tournament. The White Devils were tied for overall points. The Rake was heard questioning “how did the Black Devils win exactly?” Black was tied for points with White, but had a better +/- ratio.
Three stars as selected remotely by LaBamba were; Beep with the first star, Snowpants number two, and Hollywood three (personally he looked like he ate three or four plates of food at an all you can eat buffet, running around with cramps last night).
At the press conferences after the game, it was announced “Moving forward, if you slash a goalie, you get a six pack fine.” Right away, Killer was overheard telling the Rake, and Chevy telling Snowpants, and Doc telling SteveO, something about one or two preemptive six packs in their lockers or vehicles to have on hand. Everybody assumed that the Hurricane would bring in a keg every week for the amount that he slashes! The decision came after a fair amount of chippy play that arises at these mini tournaments. Remember, everybody has to go to work the next day and “you are supposed to have fun!”
Some interesting tidbits of information; Killer did his impersonation as Zorro, and pouched Sunny, and left a K impression on his unit. Beep did not, in fact, look out of place not wearing his purple outfit! A reminder was sent out to all, about the Christmas party, November 30th. Please let Sunny or Hollywood know ASAP if you are in, or out. Snowpants, being his usual social butterfly self, was talking to a handful of Tomcats and was talking about holidays and such. He went to throw out this question, “do you guys know what the best holiday is?” Before anybody could answer Turk yells out “Superbowl!”
Speaking of the Turk. He announced he will be launching a new nutritional meal/eating plan! What is it called?…“Body by Turk.” What is involved? “Not much, you maintain your regular diet but you add spam to everything!” Spam shakes, Spam on a bun, grilled Spam, deviled Spam, Spam Jello, Spam skewers, Spamburgers, pickled Spam, Cabbage rolls and Spam……….. The possibilities are endless. While everybody is now thinking of the old Monty Python sketch. The Turk quickly added in “the best part is you never have to add salt!” Apparently he has a huge deal with some infomercials, and the shopping network, also a couple of cookbooks. The Turk is well on his way with his “Body by Turk“ diet!
Next weeks captains for the mini have already been chosen…they will be Snowpants, Shovey and SteveO. Beep was also named Minister of Mini Tournaments, moving forward. I really wanted to ask Shamus about how he felt about this, but nobody knows where he is?
Hold on to your girlfriends and wives! Phil Landerer thanks you for reading!