So the weekly antics of the Gordon Gin League took a twist this past week.
Despite the challenging weather a few in the group decided to venture out after an italian sausage at Seven Lakes Golf Course.
Chevy, Cribzy and Sea Lion experienced rain, sun, downpours and lightning in less than 2 hours. Happily walking the course, their round was interrupted by the ranger who braved the rain to come out to find the players. He said the horn had been sounding for the last 1/2 hour due to the thunder and lightning. Due to Chevy having the tunes cranked no horn was heard.
The only other players on the course were a group of ducks so fittingly the League this week was renamed to “Ducks and Dumb Fucks”
“If you did not play in this years Tomcat Golf Tournament, you missed out on a super terrific time, you missed out, I must say.” Bagz
With a great bunch of guys playing this year in the Tomcat golf tournament, known as the Pantelon de Niege, the winner this year was once again Big Poppa. “I am honoured to have won this prestigious trophy last year, but to win it back to back, oh my lord,” stated Big Poppa.
It was great to see guys like Animal, Bender and Kamikaze playing this year.
Snowpants always does a tremendous job and deserves a great deal of credit for setting it up, ordering food and for handing out prizes. “The guy is incredible, he truly is, and the guys who played benefited,” stated Cribzie.
Tonto, along with Mayday, Bagz and Turk rounded out a great foursome.
The participants in this years tournament could not have been a better bunch of guys. Everyone had a great time and four of the R 47 maintenance guys were included in the tournament. Tomcats are your generous group that welcomes everyone.
“I personally want to thank the minster of golf, pyrotechnics and floor cleaning, Snowpants for an incredible job, the smiles on everyones face tells me what a fun day it was for everyone on the course. The weather, the course and Snowpants’s hard work, all came into play like a power play goal in the playoffs, fantastic job Snowpants.” Stated Rocky
CANCELLATION NOTICE: Due to the fact that a bag of chips were taken (stolen) from the picnic table, fireworks were not attempted. Snowpants wanted everyone to have some chips and watch the fireworks, but after the bag of chips were stolen, Snowpats the organizer decided to pull the plug on the fireworks, “who F*&^*$ing stole the bag of chips?” A weeping Snowpants was heard yelling.
We hope everyone is enjoying summertime and nice weather.
Just a reminder the annual Tomcat Golf Tournament occurs this Saturday, June 17th at Royal 47 Golf Club. Snowpants, Director of Golf and Pyrotechnics, has spent a great deal of time getting this organized. Always a great time for Tomcats and Tomcat fans to get together in the off-season.
Who will win the Pantelon de Neige trophy this year?