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How’s it going folks? All is well here way high up in the press box of the Kapusta Kow Palace.
A great night of hockey seeing a specula game of hockey!
The Teams:
The Riverside Razors consisting of Snowpants, Beep, The Turk, Spinner, Kamikaze ,Hollywood and Razor between the pipes.Playing against the mighty….
South Windsor Falcons, playing for the Falcons were Chevy, Sparky, Soupy, Hurricane, Matador, and the Falcon standing tall in net.
Great hockey, games were played old school, up to seven , no timed games or periods. The Falcons ran away with game one 7-4. Good back and forth hockey until 4-4 tie, and then the Falcons turned it on and won that matchup.
Second game it was all Razors! 7-3 final.The Razor even played completely shirtless! Best shots of the night belonged to Kamikaze, who almost hit one of the windows on the wall side with one of his shots.
And the Matador having a Jinglesesque shot way high up on the curtains! No where near target.
No three star selection, but if there was one star, it was the Kamikaze for bringing beer, for no reason at all!
Spanky was to bring beer, but failed to do so, or make arrangements!
Not enjoying Beep being home, Kerri has somebody to snuggle with!
Phil Landerer!
By Harry Ballsonue
I will start you off with a quote from Joe Garagiola, “THAT SEASON, WE LOST OUR FIRST 9 GAMES AND THEN WENT INTO A SLUMP.”
The Black Knights: Soupy, Sunny, Spinner, Tunzie, Jingles, Killer, Rocky, Yuri and the Falcon
The White Jesters: Crow, Stevo, The Rake, Chevy, Hollywood, Doc, Snowpants, Hurricane and the Razor
Welcome back sport fans, good to be back covering the Tomcats, I was bored out of my mind, played Pebble Beach this summer and got on Augusta, sailed the Atlantic and back with two super models, and climbed the outer part of the CN Tower, using only elastics and silly putty…. boring….but now, here we are, Tomcat hockey. Great to see most of the Tomcats, The Falcon and the Razor did great in the heat.
Scores were 7-4 for the White Jesters and then 9-4 for the Black Knights. Two games, you would have thought it was mid season.
Notice anything different this year? Soupy made the teams, everyone pitched in, Stevo spoke to the Padre, asking forgiveness for all the sins he has committed.
You will also notice this year that the Tomcat Brass is a lot more aggressive in finding out if you are playing or not. Stevo does not seem to want to wait around till 5pm on the Tuesday, he is texting people I am told and asking, “Are you in for hockey’, some like Jingles never respond. (Says his phone is crap)
It was also Koozie night, with each member receiving Tomcat Koozie’s after paying their $40 bucks..
No three star selection, but honourable mention goes out to Tunzie for bringing out a 24 of MGD, just because. Tunzie was informed that that 2-4 got him 4 more weeks of hockey.
Crow, for no reason, brings a 15 of Bud Lite……and Sunny, 12 Rolling Rock….how great is that, and how great are these guys?
BREAKING NEWS: Killer wears ball hockey gloves for the first time in his 20 year career.
Next week, our net minders are Falcon, Razor and Skippy and a mini is expected.
Bring your $40 bucks if you are a full timer……and you will be given your koozies to enjoy….
Whilst your holding your new Koozie and your fingers are not cold cuz you have your Koozie going on, can I put my Harry Ballsonue?
By Harry Ballsonue
Cribzie, after retiring from the Tomcats in Late August, has rethought his decision and announced today that he will be back with Tomcats starting September 23. Holding back tears, Cribzie said, “I promised Pants I wouldn’t cry, but I am so happy to be coming back, spending time with Pants and Stevo and Sea Lion…and La Bamba, well, lets just say, it’s not time to leave” Cribzie said. “Very Happy to have him back”, indicated Coach Sea Lion.
Cribzie, after a short conditioning stint, will be inserted into the line up come September 23 and he will play twice a month.
Welcome back Cribzie!
Hey when you are welcoming Cribzie back with hand shakes and hugs do you think I can put my harry ballsonue?
The 26th Tomcat Hockey Season starts up Tuesday September 16, 2014. Please note the New Start Time…it is 6:30pm. If you can’t make the first night, then please either text or email Stevo right now or as soon as you know.
Thank You!