Dear Tomcats:
My mom took me to the outdoor game this year and I got to see the Tomcats after the game, from a distance as you ‘tailgated’ in the Polish Hall Parking lot, you seemed like a very tight knit group, even with a lot of outsiders, is that the way it is on stage after at the Kapusta Kow Palace?
Francis Boulian, age 13
Tabernack Quebec
Dear Francis:
Is your mom a hottie? Next time have her come to the gate where security is and have her show her titties to the security guard, she will be allowed in (if she has a nice rack) you will have to stay in parking lot of course. She can then tell you about what it is like in the circle of the Tomcats.
Thanks for being a fan!
T.C.
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Dear Tomcats:
My mom told me that after one of your games she came into Purples and some of you were there hanging around, but security was really tight and no one was allowed near you guys. If I came around would Crow, or Lovie sign a jersey for me?
Cameron MacDonald, age 12
Little Falls Nebraska
Dear Cameron:
Is your mom a hottie? Next time have her come to security and have her show her titties to the security guard, she will be allowed in (if she has a nice rack) make sure you do not come, as you will have to stay in parking lot, outside, of course. She can then tell you about what it is like in the circle of the Tomcats.
T.C.
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Dear Tomcats:
I hear that the Windsor Tomcats are coming out with a 2013-14 Windsor Tomcat Program. Is it possible to get one. My mom and I are big fans and would love to have one. What are the chances? My mom is 45 and I’m 25…and we just love the Tomcats. We both plan to be at the opening night on September 17 as we already have our tickets!
Cindy Lopez
Slippery Rock, Alta.
Dear Cindy:
Are you and your mom a hot? On the 17th come to security and show your titties to the security guard, Gate T, you will be allowed in (if both of you have a nice rack) If one of you do not have a nice rack, you will not be allowed in, but the other will and she can grab you a Program (if there are any left)….there won’t be, but hey if you have a nice rack, then come on by!
T.C.