By Harry Ballsonue
Teams (made by The Matador):
Matador Jiffy’s – Matador, Bulldog, Tunzie, Snowpants, Chevy, Sheep Dog, Hollywood and the Terror
Killer Crickets – Killer, The Rake, Kamikaze, the Falcon, Beep, Tonto, Soupy, Stevo and El Choppo
The Matador Jiffy’s took the first game 7-4 but then the Killer Crickets took the second 8-7. Some very pretty passing and some incredible net minding on both ends.
December 1 is the Tomcat Christmas Party at Rock Bottom, That is this Friday. Tomcats are hoping you paid your money and that you are going. Great way to show support for the brethren and to have a chicken wing and a beer.
February 24, 2018 is Stanley’s Cup Tomcat Tournament expect something soon from Doc and Kamikaze in regards to the tournament. They are hoping this one will be the biggest and best ever.
4 goalies needed, get your name in when the email comes out. The Terror and the Falcon are both questionable for the tournament this coming year.
3 weeks of hockey left with December 19 being the last night and that is the Tomcat Christmas Party in the Tomcat Club. Tomcats provide the pizza, the beer, spirits, laughs, fun and maybe a poker game? If you plan to go please let Rocky know so we can coordinate with The Turk to figure out how much pizza to order. Rocky needs to know by December 12th at the latest.
Snowpants gets mentioned here, he puts stuff away everyone week, never complains. Puts away the clock, the sticks and is an inspirational leader. Tomcats and the fans love the Snowpants!
And speaking of inspirational leaders, Stevo, while not president any longer, still spends countless hours helping the Tomcats. Stevo came out early last night and set up all on his own:
Razor has now been retired for 3 months, are the Tomcats considering honouring his number?
Spinner has been out for a while, along with Rocky, Tomcats are hoping to see them back in the line up soon.
Here are some interesting facts I came across…….
- People with higher incomes generally prefer their toilet paper to come over the roll, while those with lower incomes prefer it to go under.
- A jiffy is an actual unit of time, not just an expression. In computer engineering, it is the length of one cycle of the computer’s system clock (around 10 milliseconds). In chemistry and physics, a jiffy is the amount of time it takes light to travel a distance of one centimeter — about 33.3564 picoseconds.
- You can get a rough estimate of temperature by counting the number of times a cricket chirps in 15 seconds, then adding 37.
As you sit there and think about the toilet paper, and the unit called a Jiffy and the Crickets, are you thinking to your self, wow I learn so much on the Tomcat web site, and as you are thinking that, do you think I can put my Harry Ballsonue?