2 Weeks Left: April 11 and April 18 by Harry Ballsonue
I told my girlfriend she drew her eyebrows on too high, she looked surprised !
TEAMS
The Black Rocky Cobra’s: Captain, Rocky, Falcon, Stevo, Sheepdog, Sparky, Soupy, La Banaba and Doc
The Albino Snowpants Boa Constrictors: Captain The Snowpants, The Terror, The Rake, The Turk, The Kamikaze,The Matador, The Chevy and The Cribzie
I must say that hockey was good, but somewhat unfair, the Black Rocky Cobra’s seemed to move the ball effortlessly where the Albino Snowpant Boa Constrictors had some difficulties. In the first game, the Cobras took it 9-4. The Boa Constrictors could not make enough sharp passes. The second game saw, the Rocky Cobra’s take it 7-2. Matador and Snowpants did what they could out on the Kapusta Kow floor, but it was just not enough to keep up with the well oiled Rocky Cobra machine.
At one time, the Cobra’s had an actual 4 on 1 break, I shit you not!
To start the second game, La Bamba was not on the bench, an upper body injury was thought to be the issue, reporters from 3 major sport networks rushed to investigate, but it turned out that it was just an equipment problem, but, after, when Soupy went into the women washroom after La Bamba had left, Soupy’s eyes started to water and he asked for a gas mask.
I can’t recall the last time a penally shot was awarded on a Tuesday night, but one was last night. Stevo on a clear cut breakaway found Kamikaze stick in his feet and went down like a sack of potatoes, in the process knocking down The Terror. He was seen with a rug burn type scrap on his left knee and was limping through the parking lot on her right knee. If you’re wondering, yes, he scored on the penalty shot.
“I was lucky Bundura or Sea Lion were not reffing tonight, or they would have given me the penalty for goaltender interference”, Stevo quipped.
Reminder to everyone, no hacking or wacking at the goalie.
Great job by Sparky bringing food, some smoked kielbasa and cheese was enjoyed after hockey, thank you Sparky!
DID YOU KNOW
Did you know that The Rake has held a summer ball hockey school for the past 24 years and that this summer he will be holding his final one. Graduates of the school include Sheep Dog, KIller, Doc and Kamikaze.
Did you know that Rocky is planning a big surprise after hockey on the last night of hockey, which is April 18 (it is food not table dancers)
Did you know Masters is on this week Thursday to Sunday Greatest show on earth.
Did you know that the Matador is the Minister of Balls.
Did you know that Shack has been handed down a life time ban from Tomcat Hockey for missing the tournament. Other players bannned in the past, Julian Gautier, Dino Mignon, never to play again.
Did you know that La Bamba has a restaurant business.
MANAGEMENT INVESTIGATING
Tomcat Management is aware that La Bamba is out of the line up quite often, however the Tomcats have discovered that La Bamba is taking time away from hockey in order to over look his restaurant business called, what else “La Bamba”.
“Play Offs are coming and we are asking that La Bamba concentrate on hockey and not his outside restaurant interest”, stated Coach
Sea Lion, “The premier defenceman can serve up taco’s in the off season, during the hockey season, we need him to serve up some hockey plays”.
Tomcats concerned too much time spent on Restaurant Business
La Bamba has asked that this mural be painted on the Kapusta Kow Wall, “North side wall , so the sun can shine on it” La Bamba had said.
GOLF
The date has been set for the 2017 Annual Windsor Tomcats Golf Tournament – Friday June 16th at Sutton Creek Golf Club. Tee times beginning at 10 a.m. Cost is $46.25/person for golf and cart.
This From Snowpants, “Dinner to follow in the clubhouse. Everyone to order whatever they want – at their own expense. Still early to finalize whether Sutton Creek will do a discounted special dinner. Format will be individual stroke play. Pantelon De Neige trophy ceremony to follow. $5 skins (optional but encouraged). Any requests for select foursomes will be accommodated as best as possible.
Please call/text me at (519) 977-4929 or send at vferranti@citywindsor.ca First 24 golfers are in”.
“The most important shot in golf, is the next shot” Ben Hogan
The Turk is also organizing a golf outing called the Kapusta Open and it is on Saturday June 3, you are asked to see the Turk for details. (Also it has been mentioned in the past on this web site) Scroll Down.
OLYPMPICS
I don’t own an NHL franchise, but I still think it is a good idea that the NHL is not going, what if a franchise player Beep, or Sunny or Soupy were sent by the Tomcats and got hurt. Plus, who is watching hockey at 3 a.m. in the morning….?
Nice Reunion – Its been almost 5 years since Stevo last saw Chiquita (on his right). When he ran into her last week while on vacation, she oddly enough, ran home so he could meet her 4 yr old daughter ‘Stevania”, and for some strange reason, her mother. Stevo didn’t stick around for the whole story.
When you are sitting there thinking, Beep is going to the Olympics, do you think I could put my Harry Ballsonue.