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Boys, see the attached for the can’t miss event of the summer. Please let Snowpants know if you are taking part ASAP.
Rocky to Take Over, Stevo Steps Down by Harry Ballsonue
Sure, there was big news with the Toronto Maple Leafs getting first pick over all the other night, and Ted Cruz backs out of being the Republican leader, but wait, there is bigger news then that….
in the Tomcat hockey world, and the news is that Rocky is the new President of the Tomcats and Sparky and Snowpants have been added as vice presidents.
“I am very excited to be taking over, I thank the Tomcat organization for trusting me.” Rocky had said.
In other news, The tournament format will remain the same, but the periods will go to 7 minutes and there will only be 3 minutes between games and 2 minutes between periods. This is to be strictly
enforced by the refs.
A crease rule was discussed at some length, but the only thing to come out of that is that the refs will need to watch goaltender interference.
The refs are asked to make some calls come tournament time and not just keep their whistles in their pockets.
Sheep Dog and El Choppo have been added as full time Tomcats. “That’s two cases of MGD in bottles”, to the Tomcats indicated Sparky, “I’m glad we made two new Tomcats”.
The four captains for tournament….going with the original 4….Turk….May Day …Hurricane and Bulldog ….” It’s an honour to be a Captain we hope Turk accepts”. Stated Razor.
More riveting details of the Board of Directors meeting will be provided in a future St. Felix.
“We had 14 guys out to this meeting”, stated Snowpants, and added, “that is a good number of guys, these guys seem to care about the product and came out to endorse, it, discuss it, protect
it”.
Anyone interested in joining the Kentucky Fore next year, is asked to contact the Sea Lion.
This year, the Kentucky Fore got a condo, and for four nights, for 4 breakfasts, for two rounds of golf they paid $300.
They then Paid, $24 dollars at a beautiful course called The Bull at Boones’ Trace and $29 dollars for Gibson’s Bay…(look up these courses on the net if you wish.) They also played Cherry Blossom and
Longview, both very very nice courses.
“Honey Bourbon seemed to be the drink of choice when toasting a birdie this year” stated Sea Lion and continued, “and, well…we had a few birdies out there”.
While you are checking out the dreamy Cribzie in the photo, and thinking, I should go on that trip next year, I think I might like Honey Bourbon, do you think I could put my Harry Ballsonue.