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By Harry Ballsonue
I love covering the Tomcats in the off season too, last week, a fella paid $3,000 to golf with
Soupy, Stevo and Sheepdog. This week, in the May Day Open, Sandy Beach paid $10,000 to golf with May Day, the Bundura and Stevo.
“It is a great tournament and I love playing in it” indicated a joyous Bundura, then added, “There
is nothing like a round of golf with friends. This tournament is full every year in fact it is fully booked already for next year I am being told” The Bundura concluded.
The charity May Day selected this year is the Belle River Buckos Alumni Association. It benefits the likes of
Fuzzy (golf lessons) Bucko (Guitar lessons), Crispy, Finner, Uwe, Sauc, Doob, Ditty and many many others.
“I yell May Day, May Day, May Day and people come to help in this important event,” May Day said.
One item that is being looked at (donations and possible charity golf event for next year ) is a bronze, life
like statue of Cripsy, to be erected in front of the new Belle River Arena…… to give hope and faith to all young Belle River Hockey players.
“There is one of Gretzky in Edmonton, there should be one of Crispy in Belle River” stated Finner.
While you are measuring out the spot for the statue, do you think I can put my Harry Ballsonue
It is a well known fact that most NHL players have their own golf tournaments in the off season. Tomcat hockey players are no different.
Last week a few participated in the CHILL AND GRILL event, this week, Soupy had over 500 golfers playing at 4 different course in the Essex Region in the ‘Soupy’s Soup Kitchen Charity Classic. The event is organized by his lovely wife Serta and Soupy himself. “You bid to play with different Tomcats, This year a young fan bid $3,000 to play with Stevo, Sheepdog and with me”. a smiling Soupy indicated.
Soupy who holds a PGA Card and a Professional Ball Hockey Card, came in at 3 under to win the event.
IN OTHER TOMCAT NEWS…
Rocky has been busy running his Boot Camps. This year, he is focusing on Puck Bunnies who are being out muscled by other Puck Bunnies and are losing out on sitting on the back of the bus with the man of their dreams. (any Tomcat hockey player will do…please, but Cribzie is so dreamy )
“I feel I am doing something for hockey in the off season too” a stoic Rocky indicated and then added
“Some women want to get close to a player, such as maybe The Matador or Tunzie, but are fought off by Security or other Puck Bunnies, I am just trying to provide them with a slight edge, that’s all”. Rocky concluded.
Rocky charges $3,000 a week for his one week long boot camp. For that money, you learn how to tussle and box out an opponent. Food, lodging and snacks are extra.
I am hoping everyone has had a chance to review the Summer Issue of the St. Felix that came out July 1 and that everyone is waiting for the ‘Rules Issue St Felix’, that is due out August 1.
Hey, whilst you are checking out that hot hot chick getting turned up by Rocky, or wondering to yourself, why did I not pay $3,000 to play golf with Sheep Dog, Stevo, and Soupy, do you mind of I just put my Harry Ballsonue.