No Muffins, a Starbucks Line and a Grumpy Sheep Dog by Harry Ballsonue
“While playing golf today I hit two good balls. I stepped on a rake”
Henny Youngman
The Dirty Growler, Mister Gordon’s Golf League (aka DGMGGL) took the show on the road this past Monday and played in Michigan The course was Cherry Creek and it is indeed a beautiful course. Sheep Dog felt it was a bit gimmicky with different holes having different landing zones, “I’m a grip it and rip it type of guy, so yeah I found it a bit gimmicky”. Stated Sheep Dog, when asked about the course.
Before the round started, a kids golf school was taking place, well, it is very very difficult to explain some of the goings on that occur in the Golf League , but I will try, with the golf school going on, (I am snickering thinking of this) Professional Golfer, Sea Lion introduced himself to the kids at the golf schools and then started a side gyration thing. It is hard to explain, and I wish I had caught it on camera, but, unfortunately I did not and well, if you see me in the hall ways of the Kapusta Kow or up on stage, covering the Tomcats this season, please ask me to demonstrate the move.
8 golfers attended the road trip, they were, Sheep Dog, Snowpants, Bundura, Sea Lion, Sir Stevo, Little Bird, Bronco and Cribzie. With Sheep Dog a tich grumpy, he and Cribzie were not encouraging each other on, “Yes I find him dreamy”, Sheep Dog said and added, “But, well I don’t want to talk about it”.
Cribzie was seen in the mens locker room, with his security and staff but would not come out to give a comment. One of his staff members did say, ‘he had some tears in his eyes’.
A spokesperson for Cribzie did address the media after and said that everything was good between the two of them and that Sheep Dog’s grumpiness lead to a small tiff.
Bronco, Snowpants, Sheep Dog and Cribzie
Sir Stevo, Little Bird, Sea Lion and The Bundura
Winners of the DGMGGLCCA (Dirty Growler Mister Gordon Golf League Cherry Creek Award) presented to Sir Stevo, Little Bird, Sheep Dog and The Bundura
“It is a dubious honour to receive this golfing award today”, stated team Captain Sheep Dog and added, “Last year I was fortunate enough to be on the winning team of the Ride Her Cup and now this golfing accolade, well I can’t say thank you enough times, to my golf coach, to my swing coach, to my agent, to my adorable wife the Stomper, to my children, thank you thank you, thank you and to his Dreaminess, Cribzie”.
Speaking of the Ride Her Cup, that has been slated for Monday August 5, if you are interested in participating, please text the Commissioner, May Day. Teams will be made soon, so YOU DO NOT want to delay in getting on the list to play.
This weeks Golf Scores: Snowpants 78, Sheep Dog 80, Sea Lion 80, Cribzie 81, Bundura 82, Little Bird 83, Bronco 84, Sir Stevo 109
Tour Continues Monday July 22, watch for email or contact the Commissioner May Day directly, YOU really want to be part of this!
And…there were no muffins at the golf course, they had chips and hot dogs at 8 a.m.. Prior to that, there were 9 people waiting for their order at the Starbucks and 7 people waiting to order. A morning breakfast debacle on the DGMGGL.
So hey, while you are checking out the award and you are asking yourself, ‘is that a place mat’, do you think I could put my Harry Ballsonue.