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Congrats to Sparky and his beautiful dance partner Nicole on winning Windsor’s Dancing with the Local Stars. A little WD-40 goes a long way!
See the video here:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VSq-Gz7VycU&feature=youtube_gdata_player
BY HARRY BALLSONUE
I am very happy to say, that I am beating out Bob McKenzie and Darren Dregger of TSN and Nick Kypreos of Sportsnet on this story. The Tomcats have just signed former Captain, Nick ‘MayDay’ Lelyk to a one year deal. The Wiley veteran played the last two seasons for the Sault Ste. Marie Basset Hounds of the OMBHL. Lelyk comes to the Tomcats healthy and strong and plans to play a full time role with the Tomcats. Detra Connelly, Lelyk’s manager indicated that Lelyk is in the best shape of his life and his knee injury that he played with in the Tomcat tournament is all healed up and he is ready to go.
“I’m very excited to have Nikki back with us, he is stand up guy and a guy the younger Tomcats can look up to, as they don’t seem to want to look up to me”. Indicated present day Captain Paul Poisson.
Nick Lelyk will be rooming with George Metulynsky, he will wear number 27 he has been given a one way deal.
The terms of the deal were not available, at the time of this article, but it is believed the deal is worth 1.5 million for the year.
When I see you, ex Captain of the Tomcats, at the Kapusta Kow Palace, I’ll be sure to try to get my Harry Ballsonue.
RAZORS’ REPORT
How Do Tomcats Spend Their Summers?
Will be working as a street performer in Saginaw, Michigan. Dave is hoping a summer of stilt-walking will improve his footwork for the upcoming season.
Sparky
Will be working as a minnow and worm collector for a bait shop in Wheatley. Paul is hoping that being a master baiter for the summer will improve his wrist shot.
Snowpants
Will be working as a janitor at a juvenile detention home in Moosejaw, Saskatchewan. Vic figures if he’s going to swiffer floors like he does at ball hockey, he might as well get paid for it.
GRANDPA’S
TROUT
1. Rented boat = $75
2. Bait = $10
3. Digital Camera = $199.
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Dear Noah,
We could have sworn you said the ark wasn’t leaving till 5.
Sincerely,
Unicorns
Dear Twilight fans,
Please realize that because vampires are dead and have no blood
pumping through them, they can never get an erection.
Enjoy fantasizing about that.
Sincerely,
Logic
Dear Icebergs,
Sorry to hear about the global warming. Karma’s a b*tch.
Sincerely,
The Titanic
ALL NEW!