By Harry Ballsonue
Beeps Injury Listed as ‘Dad to Day’
Windsor Tomcats announced minutes ago, that Beep was assessed by the Tomcat Medical staff today and that he is probable for the tournament this Saturday.
The extent of the injury was not revealed, but it is thought to be an elbow and a shoulder injury. The Tomcats are calling it an upper body injury.
Dr. Buster Hyman indicated, “Although not serious, we are closely monitoring Beep’s condition. It is too early to say if he will be playing this Saturday. If it was up to me, my recommendation would be that he not play. But if you know the Beepster, he would play with a cast on. Right now, he is being listed as day to day. If the Tournament was tomorrow then I would say he would not be playing”.
Speculation around the dressing room, is that Beep will probably play, “He missed the team picture the first year he played”, Stated Sunny, then added, “You know he is not going to miss another team picture”. Sunny concluded.
Hey, while you are all gathered around Beep as he is laying on the examining table, do you think I could put my Harry Ballsonue.
By Harry ballsonue
“It’s not the men in your life that matters, it’s the life in your men.”
Mae West
Teams:
Matador Muskrats Matador (Captain) Hollywood, Snowpants, Hurricane, Jingles, Sparky, Rocky and Razor
Soupy Spotted Hyenas Soupy (Captain), La Bamba, Chevy, Killer, Chico, The Turk, Spinner, HIcksee and Rake
Beep Honey Badgers Beep (Captain) Sunny, Falcon, Cribzie, Stevo, Sheep Dog and Kamikaze
Love the opening Quote by Mae West….if you are too young to know who she is, Google her after you read my article.
Pretty packed house at the Kapusta Kow saw some dynamic action between the Matador Muskrats and the Beep Honey Badgers…and the Matador Muskrats take the tournament.
The Three Star Selection as selected by La Bamba, the 3rd star, # 25 L a Bamba the 2nds Star, # 84 Hurricane and the first star, Et la premiere etoile, # 81 Rocky
Solids… Cribzire brings a 24 of Rolling Rock, Just because and Rocky brings a 12 of MGD…for no good reason….awesome guys!
Couple of injuries out there….Killer got an elbow to the face.
Killer gets one off the beak …( Jingles elbow )
After killer bled like a stuck pig ….he got stitched up and was back in the line up ….Don Cherry would be proud !
Beep went down on a partial breakaway…status is not not know…….being listed as an ‘upper body injury’.
Only a few days left before the Main Event Tournament. Guys were pretty geeked up on stage after hockey talking about it. The day is a great deal of fun. For $20 you get about 4-5 new tee shirts, hockey, all the beer you can drink and you get to hang with some of the best guys in the City of Windsor. It cannot get any better than that. Tournament is to start 8:30…..but usually starts by 9…everyone is asked to be there early to set up…clock…beer etc.
TOMCAT FUN FACT: Before Cribzie started wearing number 23, Finner wore that number for 10 years.
Hey while you are laying there in bed, dreaming of winning the Stanley’s Cup do you think I could put my Harry Ballsonue.
Boys getting ready for Saturday
Ball park chili dog $4.50…how can you beat that?
Boys say …”boys gone crazy “!
By Harry Ballsonue
“Life is like a Penis, – simple, relaxed and hanging free…..it’s woman who make it hard”
Profound Phulosphical Statement on Life, Author Unknown
Teams
Spinner Enterprise Spinner Captain, Sunny, Shack, Cribzie. May Day, Kamikaze and Hollywood
Stevo’s Deep Space 9 Stevo Captain, Beep, Soupy, Jingles, Tunzie, Rake and Razor
Snowpants Next Generation Snowpants Captain, Sparky, Rocky, Doc. Turk, Sheep Dog and the Falcon
After some close battles, it was the Spinner Enterprise that took the night of hockey in the mini. “I thought we played well and we got solid goaltending when we needed it.” Indicated Spinner the team Captain.
Super solid by Sunny for brining 14 Yuengling ‘just because’ and interestingly enough, it was the first beer to go.
Sheep Dog stepped up and did the Minster of Beverages job, loading up the cooler and bringing in the ice as Doc was a tich late and The Matador was off for the night.
Fine Cases’ were brought by Razor 24 and Snowpants 6.
I speaking of fines, Bearcat was to play last night but never showed up and has been fined 12 the next time he comes to hockey. “It was my fault totally for not attending….not sure what I was thinking. I will gladly pay my fine’. a sad Bearcat had stated.
The Three star selection as Selected by La Bamba, the 3rd star, #20 Sheepdog, the second star, #17 Sunny and the first star, the net minder for the Spinner Enterprise, # 32 Hollywood.
“I scored a goal tonight and I hope to score again tonight” he had texted the Stomper, maybe more to that story, in a future article called ‘Stardust’.
Super solids to Soupy and Shack for buying a round at Purples after the festivities ended at the Kapusta Kow Palace, well done boys, but you don’t need to do that….but very very nice of you.
Next week of hockey is the last week of hockey, before the big tournament. Anyone who has not played this year will be given full consideration to be in the line up….please look over ‘What the Tomcats think they know,” When it comes out to see if your name is in the line up to play.
Captains for next week, will be the Matador, Tunzie and Beep.
Hey, while you are searching the cooler for another Yuengling, do you think I could put my Harry Ballsonue.
Howie Feltersnatch here on special assignment. Once in a while, when Harry is away on official business, I am asked to step in. Just so happens I was back in the Windsor area visiting former colleagues from my years as an OB-GYN. It is rare I get back from my retirement life in Puerto Rico, and it was nice to see the hockey action live as opposed to reading the website every week.
Captains were Doc, May Day and the Rake and rockin’ selections were made all around:
Mayday’s Little Red Corvettes – Mayday, Beep, Bulldog, Tunzie, Rocky, Yuri and Matador
Rake’s White Weddings – Rake, Snowpants, Sunny, Sheepdog, Killer, Hollywood and Chevy
Doc’s Back in Blacks – Doc, Hurricane, Chico, Soupy, Jingles and Lovie
But wait, you say…what goalies were selected? Three goalies were to show up, but Razor was no where to be seen. He was supposed to play for the Red Corvettes, but in an effort to save the night, Shack and the Falcon agreed to play all evening, never changing the net they were in. Super solid goes out to both goalies for such an effort!
The Corvettes faced the Back In Blacks in the first match and fell behind huge in the first periof 4-1. A valiant effort was made in the second but could not muster enough fire power, and the AC/DC inspired crew took the game 5-3. Red avenged the loss in the next game against the Billy’s boys in white, by taking the game 3-1. Great saves were made by Shack in that one.
The next two games were hard fought battles between evenly matched teams. White edged the boys in Black 4-3. In a one minute stretch of this game, and a first in Tomcat History, we saw a goal scored off of a foot (not an intentional kick) and then a goal scored when a defender handed the ball into his own net. What a crazy sequence and likely to make ESPN’s weekly Best/Worst play highlights. In the 4th game, Red had a one goal lead in the final minute, only to end in a tie when Lovie riffled a blistering shot to the top left corner to even up the score 4-4.
The team formerly known as a song about a red Chevrolet written by the artist formerly known as Prince gave themselves a chance to win the mini with a convincing 2-0 win against White. But is was all for not as the boys in black won the evening by taking the final game 3-1. It was a close one…only winning by 1 in the plus/minus over Red.
Another nailbiter ending!
Star selections as selected by LaBamba were:
3rd Star – Lovie
2nd Star – Shack
1st Star – The Falcon
After a disappointing week where play got out of hand, forcing the President to take a week off to contemplate his future and the future of the Tomcats, this week was much better…however, one or two moments of extra-curricular activity occurred that management is still hoping to see go away. Word in the halls of the Kapusta is that the BoD are closely monitoring each night and looking for trends in play that may warrant further action. Play hard, but play fair and remember that every guy on the floor is a Tomcat, a brother, and a great friend. Give full effort, play the ball and then enjoy a beer with your buddies after the game!
Signing off,
Howie
Hello all, Phil here standing in for Harold! Wow, what a night, way high up here in the press box at the Kow Palace!
All sorts of stuff going on, very entertaining hockey, high scores all around, some “He said, He said”, Whhoooo weeee,
we also had a Mexican gun fight, sort of, without the Mexicans, and also no guns.
The White Snow Stars consisted of Hurricane, Chevy, Steve-O, Soupy, Sparky, Kamikaze and, Jingles. With the always fascinating in net, Razor.
The Black Snow Shovels were Beep, Snowpants, Bulldog, Doc, Husky Eyes, Spinner,and Hollywood, donning the leather was Chico.
That is right, you read that correctly, Bulldog back in the line up after missing out several weeks for spending some time in Hamilton,
with the Hamilton Bulldogs doing a bunch of training! Lots of it! Word around the campfire was that Junior was to make his return to the Tuesday Night Hockey Club?
It would have been his kind of night, a two team night, no mini, just how he likes it, but withdrew at the last minute, for an undisclosed reason!
Hurricane was back from his one month Asian/Australian Hockey clinic tour. He said it was good to be back!
Back to hockey action. There must have been a kajillion shots on both nets with both goalies making stupendous saves .
Chico was overheard thanking Spinner for blocking a bazillion shots, after the first period the game was 8-6 for the Snow Shovels.
The snow shovels widened their swath in the second frame, and destroyed the Snow Flakes 13-8. The killer combination of Beep and Snowpants seemed unstoppable!
Everyone all around seemed to score tonight? In the third quarter, the score was reset to zero’s. Fresh game OK, so at about the 17:57 mark. The Shovels get a goal. Steve-O announces;
“Stop the clock, that goal counted, we are switching sides, you guys go over there and we are coming over here”, goalies switched sides.
Everyone seemed to look at Steve-O like he was a cross between Brian Wilson, a Canadian Loon, and the Mad Hatter?
But, that is what happened and it seemed like his evil, (crazy) genius plan worked, the Snow Stars seemed to put the brakes on the scoring machine Shovels and were up at the end of that period 9-5.
So the Black Shovels try to regroup, and score but the Snow Stars answer back and get a goal. Matador and Steve-O were passing and scoring machines, as were the forward lines of Chevy and Soupy.
Again it seemed like everyone was notching goals on both goalies tonight. And then at about the 3:37 mark, Jingles and Snowpants were in the corner, neither of them wanted to give up the ball. so what happened in the corner?
Words were exchanged;
There once was an X from place B
That satisfied predicate P
The X did thing A
In a specified way
Resulting in circumstance C
Well those words weren’t exactly said, but let us use our imaginations! Fast forward the 2:09 mark, Hurricane, and Snowpants were going by each other, and words were exchanged something like this;
An Argentine gaucho named Bruno
said sex is one thing that I do know
women are fine
and sheep are divine,
but llamas are numero uno
And that wasn’t it, hurricane responded back with;
There once was a woman from Wheeling,
Who had a peculiar feeling.
She laid on her back
And opened her crack
And pissed all over the ceiling.
There once was a girl in Mobile,
Her vag was made of cold steel.
To give her a thrill
Took a rotary drill
Or a number 9 emery wheel.
There was this one guy from Butte,
Who had several warts on his root.
He put acid on these
And now when he pees
He must finger the thing like a flute.
Benches cleared, people had to be separated, everybody paired up, the lights quite did not have to be turned off (it did not get to that point)! “He said, He said” had to be sorted out.
Now you may say, it seems slightly obscure that Hurricane was chosen by the coach, to go and be the Enforcer (for Jingles), (whether that was the case or not) but, that is what you do (if you have to)! You stick up for your teammate (if you have to).
Remember Tuesday Night Hockey Club is supposed to be fun. With minis getting to be more and more chippy in play, and now a two team turnout results in a melee like this? What is the big tournament going to bring? Gentlemen, there are no scouts in the crowd! You are not getting called to the show! You are supposed to be brothers in arms, friends, comrades(I hate using that word). You are supposed to play hockey, have fun.
So come February tournament time the referees will have a lot to say, and deal with. Are they there to be the Police, no, they are there to ensure fair play (and to have a good time as well)!
Should they have to, penalties will be issued , and you will have to suffer the consequences. First a verbal discussion from The Rake, then a three week suspension, and then you will be voted off of the Tomcat Island. Trust me, that my friends, is a lonely place, especially after you have sipped the sweet Tomcat Nectar!
Back on stage Snowpants apologized to Hurricane, Hurricane to Snowpants said an apology. Razor even quipped in with a “hey Snowpants, the only one you didn’t hit tonight was me”. Then the theme from the Blue Oyster bar started playing, and everybody was slow dancing the night away, together, in their ass less chaps, and leather hats and jackets and such.
OK, last part, not really, just looking forward to see what national media syndication picks up my story this time?
And that my friends is how it went, so while you are at hockey next week, I will not be in the press box, but hopefully, I will be somewhere!
Phil Landerer enjoying the moment………..
By Harry Ballsonue
“Why is a Puck called a Puck? Because ‘dirty little bastard’ was already taken.”
Martin Brodeur
Teams;
Cribzie Cardinal Stars Cribzie Captain, Beep, Matador, Snowpants, Spinner, Flintstone, Kamikaze and Skippy
Rocky’s Raven Stars Rocky Captain, Lovie, Soupy, Chevy, Falcon, Sparky, Doc and the Rake
Hollywood Hawk Stars Hollywood Captain, Sunny, Eagle, Jingles, Stevo, Chico and Shack
It was all star night at the Kapusta Kow Palace and the stars shone brightly. Rocky’s Raven’s, sent out an all star line up, that some NHL teams would kill for, they won the tournament with 6 points.
Another close one. Can you say parity.
The Three Star Selection, as selected by La Bamba, 3rd Star, #23 Cribzie, the Second star #18 Soupy and the first star #22 Lovie.
All Star night, and the Windsor Tomcats gave away a car to the highest scorer. Yes a VW was awarded to Soupy who scored something like 12 goals. “Wow a VW, nice, thanks……” indicated a beaming Soupy.
The McFly brothers…Soupy and Chico
Lovie was selected first star for his play but could have been easily selected because of his super solid, when he brought a 24 of tall boy Rolling Rock. Super Solid Lovie, Super Solid!
The Rake also gets mention with a solid for brining Kielbasa, cheese and some delicious bread. “I thought it would be a nice thing to do for the boys, being one of the more ‘popular’ Tomcats, it’s something nice to do.” indicated The Rake. Put her there Rake, great job!
The hockey, over all was good, a bit intense at times, it is the NHL after all, so you can understand why some guys just go full bore.
4 weeks left before the Main Tournament and I hate to see if the Minis are so intense, how will the Main Event turn out…Yeeeshh!
On the Rumour front, the hot Rumour is that Junior has cleared waivers and will be inserted into the February 3 line up. Also, Zaba has been re- called from the European Ball Hockey League (EBHL) and should see some action, he has been playing for the Warsaw Eagles and the team is struggling, the Tomcats felt his development would be better served in North America then have him stay in Europe.
As for the Tournament teams…Lets go over one team again, I could not help notice that the Rake, (an Austrian) Selected a German, Falcon, an Englishman, The Eagle, Four Ukrainians, Hollywood, May Day, Chevy and Stevo and two Polish fellas, Jingles and Zaba…..Interesting.
With Junior and Zaba back in the line-up, I asked Rocky if there would be any four team mini tournaments leading up to the main Tournament , he laughed and said, “well with the amount of guys that we have coming out…and some of our full time guys are not coming out, we could probably have a night with four teams, but we will just cancel our part timers if something like that is even close to happening,” Rocky had indicated. Stevo is interested in giving as many guys as possible a chance to play and practice for the tournament, so therefore, it is anticipated that minis will be the flavour of the month for February.
“Personally I can’t believe how many guys we have coming out each night”, stated Spinner, “10 years ago, we would have 2 spares, this whole Tomcat thing has really taken off, it’s the Cat’s Meow,” the Spinner concluded
Miss Canada or Spinner…who has the better costume?
In other media related news, The March 2015 Issue of the St. Felix comes out February 1, please give it a look…it is loaded with information on the upcoming Main Tournament and there are some photos from last year’s Golf Tournament. It is four pages….packed with interesting information and stories.
Hey, whilst you are sipping a nice cold beverage after hockey, on stage, do you think I could put my Harry Ballsonue.
By Harry Ballsonue
“Before you’ll change, something important must be at risk”
Richard Bach (Novelist)
Teams
The Matador Bulls Matador (Captain) Sparky, Jingles, Shack, Rocky, Snowpants, Doc and Rake
Tunzie Tornadoes Tunize (Captain) Killer, Stevo, Cirbzie, Eagle, Spinner, Kamikaze and Razor
Beep Bob Cats Beep (Captain) Hollywood, The Turk, Soupy, Chevy, Lovie, Falcon and May Day
Great night of hockey and it was close, with The Matador Bulls needing to win their final game to take the Mini and they did just that with authority, beating out the Tunzie Tornadoes by a score of 4-0, taking the Mini. All four teams had 4 points, but the Bulls managed to score more…and took it all. “A great feeling, I can assure you, winning tonight….it means a great deal not just to me, but everyone one the Bulls and the hard effort they all put in tonight”, indicated Team Captain, The Matador.
Can you say close!
3 Star Selection, as selected by La Bamba the 3rd star, # 44 Spinner, the second star # 10 the Matador and the first star #45, Shack.
Falcon wanted to thank two players, “on two separate plays, both, Spinner and the Eagle had a chance to whack at a semi lose ball that was clinging on to me, but they didn’t, I wanted to thank them for that” indicated the Falcon
There was a pair of new shoes out there last night……
who was that out there lay night ….Batman ? Did anyone notice ?
Soupy gets a ‘Thanks’ for bringing a big container of ‘Bar Mix’ for the boys to enjoy with their beer.
Soupy also gets mention for bringing a 12 pack for his fine, for calling the Sea Lion, ‘Sheep Dog’ last week, thanks for paying up on the fine Soupy.
I also want to mention that The Eagle came out to hone his skills for the tournament, a one time main stay of the Tomcats, it was great to see him out there and the fans loved seeing him dipsy doodle and make his sweet passes.
On a side note, Tunzie and the Matador, wearing ‘Non Tomcat’ matching outfits last night, can you say ‘ Siegfried and Roy’? what are these two Tomcats doing, raising White Siberian tigers?
Matador and Tunize raising Seberian white tigers in their basements …”yesss …we have six right now …” Said a grinning Matador …” Louis …is our best one ….but Victor, Sammy and Vince are coming along …..” Matador said.
I wanted to go over the drafted teams again, so here they are again:
Doc’s Devils: Doc, Shack, Soupy, Spinner, Crow, Rocky, Hicksee, Skippy, Killer…….. I like this team a great deal, Crow can win the tournament on his own, but throw in Soupy and Spinner and Rocky Wow! Hicksee and Killer can buzz, they can make the opponents nervous. But here is a difference maker. Shack. Great play maker, will only help this squad get into the finals and probably win, if they get goaltending. Goaltending wins Championships.
Kamikaze Kanucks: Kamikaze, Tunzie, Sunny, Sparky, Chico, Hurricane, La Bamba, The Green Giant and Bearcat…….This is a very solid team. Tunzie is well on his way to being a number one center with the Tomcats, throw in franchise player Sunny and stellar D-Man Chico and Sparky, well, incredible. The difference maker here is the Green Giant. Very hockey knowledgably and a great hockey mind. I see them very easily making it into the final, if they get goaltending. Goaltending wins Championships.
Sheep Dog Pound: Sheep Dog, Cribzie, Snowpants, Flintstone, Lovie, Bulldog, Beep, Razor and Sheep Dog……..How did Sheepie get all stars, Lovie, Cribzie, Snowpants, Beep and Razor on all one team? Did the other 3 Captains fall asleep and he just wrote them in on his sheet? Then you throw in the likes of Junior and Flintstone on D how are you going to get by that tantrum and they also have Bulldog…wow, impressive, I see them in the finals, in fact, why play the tournament, just award them the contest now.
The Rakecoons: The Rake, Jingles, Falcon, Stevo, Eagle, Hollywood, Chevy, Zaba and May Day…….Chevy and Falcon are proven Stanley’s Cup winners year after year after year. Teams are built around the Eagle….Try stopping one of Jingles shots….and throw in ‘Sweet Hands’ Stevo, with Hollywood and May Day on D…..The other teams should be thinking ‘why are we going to even play…these guys are way too good for us’.
Bottom line, all four teams are very even, if I have to give an edge right now and predict a final two, Devil’s vs. the Kanucks. But they need to play it out, to see who the winner will be.
Pool
I wanted to show the hockey pool and for you the reader to see how everyone was making out.
Lots of hockey left….$70 first prize, $30 second…lots at stake.
(these stats pulled from January 20 at 3pm)
Team Total Points Points behind Leader
Soupy 473 ——
Sheep 463 10
Padres 445 28
Sparky 445 28
Sea Lion 437 36
Matador 429 44
Chico 428 45
Razor 413 60
Lovie 430 73
Stevo 396 77
Hey, while you are reading about your team for the tournament and thinking, ‘man, we have a pretty good team, I might be sipping from the Stanley’s Cup this year’, would you mind if I put my Harry Ballsonue.
by Harry Ballsonue
“I just wish I had more time to seek out the dark forces of evil and join them on thier hellish crusade” Morticia Addams
Teams
The Kings Falcon, Stevo, Rocky, Flintstone,, Spinner, Jingles, Hicksee and Shack
The Bishops Razor, Snowpants, Sunny, Cribzie, Hollywood, Doc,
The Jesters Skippy, Tunzie, Matador, Soupy, Chico, Turk, The Green Giant and The Rake
It was an interesting start to the night, when Rocky flanked by the Board of Directors, gave out the instructions for continued rough play. The rule is simple, keep it clean out there…if the play is too rough you will be spoken to by the Discipline officer, The Rake…if you get a second warning, you will be suspended for three weeks…if rough play continues, then you will be asked to leave. Money will not be cheerfully refunded. Rocky did a great job delivering the message, some thought that if Stevo delivered it, it would be gruff. Rocky did a great job and the games were great!
Hicksee celebrating his birthday with fellow Rock Shack and Flintstone
Kudos goes out to Hicksee for bringing a bottle of Forty Creek and sharing with the boys…apparently his wife Hickey’s idea! Another angel amongst the Tomcats!
Three Star Selection as Selected by La Bamba 3rd star, #19, Stevo, second star # 13 Flintstone and the first start,. #29 Razor
Tunzie paid his fine of a case of beer for throwing his stick, brought a beautiful case of Budweiser 24/.
Draft for the tournament was held, and here are the Teams:
Doc’s Devils: Shack, Soupy, Spinner, Crow, Rocky, Hicksee, Skippy and Killer
The Kamikaze Kanucks: Tunzie, Sunny, Sparky, Chico, Hurricane, La Bamba, the Green Giant, Bearcat
Sheep Dog Pound: Snowpants, Cribzie, Flintstone, Lovie, Junior, Bulldog, Beep, Razor
Land of the Rakes: Jingles., Falcon, Stevo, Eagle, Hollywood, Chevy, Zaba and Mayday
Sea Lion finds out he has two sons..green giant and Hicksee …
Sealion finds out he has three sons and two grand sons …grand sons …Kamikaze and Soupy
All four teams look solid, I can’t predict one team to win over another…it should be a very good tournament and the four Captains, did a great job selecting their teams this year. Unfortunate news that came out at the end of the day was that the Matador could not attend the tournament.
Kamikaze does a supper solid by bringing 24 of Coors Light…way to go Kamikaze.
Kamikaze, also brought out a friend to play last night and his nick name was given as the Green Giant. Great work out there last night Green Giant.
It should be noted that the Kings needed to win by two goals, as they played their final game against the Jesters. During the second intermission, Hicksee said, “C’mon Stevo, score two goals for me, it’s my birthday.” Stevo thought it was a great task, but he went out and tried his best, scoring two goals for Hickseee. The Kings won the Mini.
Close!
Thanks go out to Sea Lion for reffing the MIni, thank you sea Lion!!
While you are on stage, reviewing the four teams for the tournament, do you think I could put my hairy balls on you?
By Harry Ballsonue
First of all you should know, there is no rooster in this story…but I needed a word that would rhyme with Booster. No Tomcat is nicknamed Rooster or Brewster, but maybe that is something to think about…
We have a Falcon, an Eagle, a Crow….why not a rooster….
Hope everyone had a Merry Christmas and that 2015 has started miraculously. Quiet on the Tomcat Front, except for a few items………
Tomcats also wanted to acknowledge the President of the Tomcat Booster Club, Ms. Melanie. Ms. Melanie, was presented with the beautiful Beer Koozies in appreciation of her hard and diligent work over the years. “I must say, I am a big fan of the Tomcats. but my favourite is the Falcon”. Ms. Melanie indicated.
President Stevo presenting a gift to the Tomcat Booster Club President Ms. Melanie ….her 20 years of hard work And dedication to the Tomcats has not gone un-noticed !
The Tomcats washed/mopped the stage floor and the Kapusta Kow Floor….it was felt that the floor was getting to gritty and needed a good cleaning. “It was Doc, Kamikaze, Jingles, Hollywood and I that thought up the idea”, indicated an enthusiastic Soupy, “So we set a date and showed up, well except for Doc, Kamikaze, and Jingles, but Hollywood and I mopped and cleaned the floors”. and concluded. The floors look super clean now, the press was allowed to go in and see the finishing touches.
Soupy lends a hand with dirty floors by helping Mop up stage and the Kapusta Kow Palace floor …”I want it to be a better world out there for everyone “, Soupy said.
“In all my years of playing here, I am yet to see a greater bunch of guys, who are so dedicated and willing to assist”, stated The Rake “Well done boys, well done”. Rake concluded, with a slight tear in his left eye.
Hollywood mopping up Kapusta Kow Floor ….” The floors have not been cleaned since the Bishop was here in 1988 “, Hollywood indicated.
A secret Board of Directors meeting was held on Saturday January 3, this is not the norm, I am told and the Board of Directors met to discuss a number of issues. Most were hush-hush but one Board of Director who asked for anonymity ,”Just don’t print my name, but, being an old Tomcat from the early years now with a bad knee and a Captain of a team this year, I can tell you we met on the issue of Hacking and Wacking, The February Tournament and some other smaller items”, the wishing to remain anonymous Board of Director member indicated. Details were not released, but it is my understanding that the Tomcats will know soon enough of the outcome of that meeting.
The season starts back up January 13. The draft goes that night so, you may want to grab an extra beer that night on stage and stick around to see where you end up….Doc has the first pick and Crow is likely to go first. but there are offers by the Kamikaze for that draft pick of beer, Hookers, blow and a photo of Snowpants just wearing his thong. “I’m tempted” indicated Doc and added, “I’m tempted, but he is still going to have to sweeten the pot”.
Exciting times for the Tomcats in 2015….the secret meeting and the result of that meeting…..the upcoming draft…..January 13 start back up date and a new start up time of 6:30pm
Hey whilst you are admiring the clean floors, do you think I could put my Harry Ballsonue.
ANYTHING FOR TOMCATS…TOMCATS FOREVER!
See everyone next week! Tournament draft will take place that evening after hockey.
Windsor Tomcats 