With Tomcat hockey cancelled, Turk still wanted to motivate you into using your time wisely. If its not going to be with the Tomcats it better be doing something just as worthy.
Beer Bringers: Chico (MVP) 24 Lovie 12
Netminders: Razor, Falcon
In The Tomcat Line Up: Doc, Killer?, Snowpants, Kamikaze,
Stevo, Jingles, Sparky, Sunny, Chevy, La Bamba, Chico, Matador, May Day, Hurricane
Not in the Line Up: Bulldog, Crow , Hollywood, Lovie, Beep, Shack, Cribzie, Danish, Turk, Spinner
On the Injured reserve list: Skippy, The Rake, Rocky, El Choppo,Tunzie
In Bad Axe Michigan waiting for a call up: Sheep Dog
Kapusta Open: The Turk is organizing a golf event and the proceeds go to the St. Vladimir’s Building Fund. (you know it better as the Kapusta Kow) The event is on June 11, it is at Ambassador (which costs &75-80 just to play golf there) In the Kapusta Open you get golf, a cart, hot dog and drink at the turn, dinner and door prizes. The cost is only $110. The hall has been great to us for over 27 years….consider playing in this year’s tournament. See the Turk for more details.
MARCH BREAK IS NEXT WEEK (March 15); Trips, excurtions, vacations, spa week if you cannot be at hockey please let Stevo know.
Also, if your child is over the age of 16 and wants to play that night March 15, please let Stevo know. If you are planning on bringing your younger kids to goof around between games, please make sure they have a helmet to wear on stage during the games, no one wants to see your kid get a Chevy or Spinner shot off the side of their melon.
After March 8: 6 weeks remain.
TOMCATS FOREVER (in hockey and in safety)
Noteable Note:
While we were particiapting in the tournament on February 27 at the Kapusta Kow, La Bamba had been lent out to the Eiger Eagles in Switzerland, he scored three goals against the Geneva Gorillas and was voted MVP in the Zurich’s Cup Tournament.
They Came, They Saw, They Played Hockey, They Conquered by Harry Ballsonue
Caption 2016 Stanely’s Cup Champions the Soupy Sex Symbols
Bunch of great looking guys, Sex Symbols is a great name for this group!
Determination, Love and Grit…the expression says it all
The full Tomcat Team Photo is a great part of the day. Check out the photo on this web site after you read this blog. You can find the photo under the Tab, ‘Tomcat History’.
The team photo is what makes the day, along with the Tomcats singing Tomcats Forever,the smiles on the faces of the Tomcats as they sing and do hand movements is a sight to be experienced like a Sun Set over the Himalayan Mountains, The Tomcat Brotherhood belted out the song with bravado Tournament Day. (and in key)
Tomcats Sing….”Tomcat’s Forever”….
Not present this year at the Tournament: Bearcat (Retired), Skippy (I.R) The Rake (I.R.) Rocky (I.R.) La Bamba (Work Commitment) Hurricane (Family Commitment) Zaba (I.R.) Junior (Disgruntled) Hollywood was able to make team photo and attend but was not assigned to a team, but he was there to do his famous ‘Ziggy Zagga Ziggy Zagga’, to which the Tomcats replied ‘Hoy Hoy Hoy’.
I asked Hollywood what the origins of the Ziggy Zaggy was. “Originally it was first introduced as a battle cry where the leader shouts Ziggy Zagga…and the soldiers reply with a hearty “Hoy, Hoy, Hoy.” But now it is used mostly as an alcohol consumption song” Hollywood stated. Non the less, always a joy to do and the laughs and the smiles are what make the tournament.
The Four Captains did a great job
A first….it was the first time in Tomcat Tournament history that a player not playing in the final won the MVP, Congrats to Chico for his Felix Potvin/Carey Price like saves….save after save after save. “I thought he was outstanding in the net and gave us a chance to win, but if you don’t score any goals it is hard to win games” Stated Lovie, who himself won the ‘Tomcat Award’ an award given to the Tomcat who best exemplifies the Tomcat Spirit.
El Presidente finally captured in a photo!!!
Doc would like to once again thank the Refs for their hard work, Hollywood for being a goal judge, The Sexy Man for being the Official Photographer of the Tomcats, to Turk and Zaba for organizing a very delicious pizza dinner and to Purples for letting us take over the bar again this year.
We are back March 8 if you are unable to make it, let Stevo know.
March 26 ‘Good Bye Purples Party’.
Purples has always been wonderful to the Tomcats please consider attending that night to show your ‘thank you’…..admission is FREE.
Ghost Crossing confirmed to be playing, The Toad, Axe, Eel, Coyote and Snake Bite. Admission is free…..it is not an all ages show.
If your significant other has never been to Purples, this would be the time to show it her in all it’s glory.
Hope to see you there…..
For other details about the tournament and other photos, please go to the latest issue of the St. Felix.
Also, check out the a great photo of the Sea Lion and the caption (Just below the St. Felix) (Self explanatory)
While you are checking out the glowing faces of the photo that shows the ‘boys on the stage singing’, and while you are thinking to yourself, is it Ziggy Zagga, Ziggy Zagga, Hoy, Hoy, Hoy….or is it Zicke, Zake, Zicke Zacke…. Hoi, Hoi Hoi …….do you think, I could put my Harry Ballsonue.
THERE IS NO HOCKEY THIS TUESDAY. The Tomcats wish to thank their fans for understanding and wish to let them know that we will be back the following Tuesday, March 8.
Stevo would like you to let him know if you cannot make it on Tuesday March 8.
St. Felix asks that since you have the Tuesday night off, you can spend the time reading the St. Felix. (Which comes out Tuesday March 1)
Harry Returns this Wednesday with a blog about the tournament.
TOMCATS FOREVER
3 More Sleeps By Harry Ballsonue
“Calculus and Booze don’t mix, don’t drink and Derive”
Teams.
Black Knights Falcon, Spinner, Kamikaze, Matador, Soupy , Jingles, Sheep Dog and Stevo
White Lightning Razor, Beep, Shack, Green Giant, Hollywood, Snowpants and the Turk (Killer was suppose to be on this team but did not show up)
Wednesday, Thursday and Friday and then the tournament, Two teams playing the week before the tournament, you would think everyone would want to get into pre tournament shape, but no, some at home doing Pilates, some at home resting.
Tuesday night Hockey was full of fun and hit goal posts and the Green Giant picking the top corners, “Save those for Saturday” Stated Matador.
The White Lightning too the first game 7-5 and the second game ended up being a tie 9-9.
With only three more sleeps remaining, the boys are raring to go. “I really can’t wait to get the show on the road”, stated a cool calm and collective Falcon.
TOURNAMENT
Things you need to know,
It starts at 8:30 this Saturday morning.
Cost is $25 to be paid to your Captain.
Captains, you are to buy a round of drinks at Purples for your team
Pizza will arrive at Purples at 4, pay the Turk $10
Tournament is for fun, I asked around and not one NHL Scout will be in attendance.
Tournament is for fun, I asked around and not one AHL Scout will be in attendance.
Tournament is for fun, I asked around and not one ECHL Scout will be in attendance.
For those wishing to attend Franca’s “Celebration of Life” On March 5, dinner is at 5:30 …and Mirella and Jerry are collecting $15 from each person in order to give it to “Transition to Betterness” .
Also ….some related Tomcat news …Ghost Crossing is apparently going to play at the “Good Bye Purples” party set for Saturday March 26 …all Tomcats are encouraged to attend the party and say good bye to Mirella and Jerry. They have been incredible hosts to the Tomcats And it would be nice to give them a ‘Tomcat Spirit’ send off …..also fellow Tomcat brothers and sister are playing …Eel (drums) Axe (guitar) Snake Bite (Guitar and Vocals) The Toad (vocals) and Coyote (Bass)…I’m sure Ghost Crossing would appreciate a great crowd cheering them on and well if some boobies are shown during the show to the band….I’m sure they will take it all in, Ghost Crossing stride so please consider coming out on the 26th.
Killer was suppose to be there but never showed up, Stevo is getting tired of the ‘no shows’ and was a bit steamed about it but offered no comment.
Razor gets honourable mention as he brought a 15 pack of OV, “Just because”. “What a super great guy Razor is”, stated Sheep Dog.
In proper Journalistic Fashion, I wish to bring your attention to the next article, just below mine for a read on the ‘prediction’ of how the tournament will go. Yurri has some interesting notions…and predictions, so enjoy.
June 17 is the Tomcat golf outing……Snowpants just starting to look into places, times, costs, but the date is set.
As you are checking out this fine golfer, do you think I could put my Harry Ballsonue.
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‘Soupy’s Sweet Science’ (By Harry Palm Press): We are a mere 3 days away away from the classic ‘Stanley’s Cup’, and by now the coaches have finished drawing up their big plays – BUT will it end as they predicted, with their team hosting the cup? For the past several years I have taken a crack at predicting the finalist – and modestly I remind my sole reader I have been bang on each time. The success has mostly come from predicting which team would end up in the championship game; whilst the prediction of which team would actually take the cup home has been a little off. This year, I again intend to predict the teams who will make it to the BIG game; but I am also going to try and predict game by game and overall standings. I’ve looked at the teams closely, and stand by the prediction it will be the Soupy’s Sex Symbols and Beep’s Honey Badgers in the final. Let’s review – Tunzie has crafted a fine team, but really lost a significant defensive boost with having Chico don the pads. On the floor Chico is a great D man, with a fine shot from the point. Relegating him to net as a result of all the goaltender injuries and Bearcats retirement may have hurt the team. It will be interesting to see how Chico fares come the 4th-6th games, considering playing net is a lot different than running the floor…..While Chico may have played a few games between the pipes this season, and done well – to play for an entire tourny is a whole different matter….Tournament day will see a Soupy/Beep near sweep, with each team only losing one time a piece to the other. Come the championship game, Soupy will take it by 2 goals. The Titans will go 2-4 and the Marlies will post a 1-5 record. BY THE GAME (TEAMS IN ALL CAPS PREDICTED TO WIN) BEEP/Tunzie +1 Regardless of how accurate I am – or NOT; here’s hoping ALL teams enjopy the biggest show of the season. And while your busy hurling things at the computer, I note your one appendage is free, cause Yurri HANDZONMECAC. Yurri |
Beer Bringers: Matador (24) Tomcats (24)
Net Minders: Razor, Falcon
In The Line Up: Green Giant, Killer, Spinner, Lovie, Hollywood, Kamikaze, Doc, Jingles, Beep, Soupy, Matador, Snowpants, El Choppo, Shack, Stevo , Sheep Dog
Not in the line up: Crow, Bulldog, La Bamba, Chevy, Sparky, Chico, Sunny, Cribzie, The Danish
Tomcat Tournament: It goes Saturday February 27, the cost this year is $25. you get hockey, beer and tee shirt.
Pizza after at Purples, price for pizza $10, pay the Turk.
Called up…but brought back down to the minors: Catfish
Empties Help: Thanks to the fine folks that helped with moving the empties out of the Tomcat Room, Sparky and the Windsor Tomcat organization appreciates your help and your Tomcat Spirit”.
Tomcat Skinny: After this week there are only 7 weeks of Hockey left….. There is no hockey March 1
NICKNAME CONTEST:
Submissions..
Razor: Van Gough
Jingles: Van Dyke
Lovie: Slipknot
Doc: Ripped
Sea Lion: Snatch
Snowpants: Ozzie
Captains: To Be Determined
Tomcats Forever !
Tomcat Family Night By Harry Ballsonue
“If you want to know what a man thinks, don’t ask him, watch him”
Nortrop Fryso
Teams
All In the Family Razor, Turk, Chevy, Stevo, Sunny, Shack and Catfish
Modern Family Falcon, Lovie, Sparky, Spinner, La Bamba, Jingles and Snowpants
Tomcat Family Night had the Tomcats playing some good old fashion two team hockey and then eating some pizza on stage after as a Family. “Great idea having pizza tonight”, stated an ecstatic Snowpants.
Spinner was on fire with 8 goals on the night. “I felt great out there tonight, I feel I am in a groove, I have made some adjustments to my stick and this has helped me with goal production”. Stated s beaming Spinner.
The Modern Family team won, with scores of 6-5, and 8-4. All in the Family won the last game 7-3.
Newcomer, Catfish came out to watch but was thrown into action as the numbers were low last night. Catfish after his first game, “OK, I thought I was in pretty good shape, but getting up from your couch and going to the fridge is not enough, to prepare you for this, man this is a great work out tonight, the hockey is unreal, I can’t believe how quick the pace of the game is”. stated Catfish.
The Tomcats are not sold on the name Catfish and are holding a contest to name the new Partime/call up Tomcat. Catfish is the new back up goalie (at least he is going to try it out) He will be on a ‘call up’ basis only, if/when the Tomcats run into goal-tending shortages. He is not to play out, he is a goalie.
However…….A rookie mistake may have cost the Catfish another call up, as he took a dump in the Turk’s private dressing room. Wiley veteran Turk had a word with the youngster and told him never ever, ever, never to drop a deuce in his private dressing room again, “If he is ever allowed back, I let him know not to pinch a loaf in my dressing room ever again” and angry and disturbed Turk stated.
Presently named Catfish ….but Tomcats looking to you to name the newest Tomcat ….submit your name to Stevo …
Some nick name Ideas being bantered around, Van Dyke (Due to his beard style which is called a Van Dyke) Van Gough for his look. Slipknot (for his love of heavy metal music), KItch cuz he is originally from Kitchener. Tomcats will give one free night of hockey to who ever picks the best name. Other points about Catfish that could help select his name. He went to a high school in Kitchener and they were called the Trojans, he uses the Trojan condom when having Sexual intercourse, 6 times a week and he played Lacrosse for the Kitchener Braves.
Get your ideas into Stevo via text.
Doc and Kamikaze working on a Tomcat Baby Carrier, “we figure some of the new Tomcats will be having children soon and thought this might be a great way to welcome them into the world as a Tomcat”, stated Doc.
“Lady Katie models the new Tomcat Baby Carrier”.
THANK YOU
Turk was to bring a 12 pack but brought out a 24. Shack brought 6 beers ‘just because’. Great Tomcat Spirit.
Thanks to those that helped with the moving of the empties from the Tomcat room. Sparky and the entire Tomcat organization thank you for participating.
Hey, and while you are checking out the photo of Catfish and thinking I can come up with a better name then that, do you think I could put my Harry Ballsonue.
Windsor Tomcats 