Rocky, Tonto, Sunny, Snowpants is the Order

Posted by 81rocky on January 16, 2019
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by Harry Ballsonue

 
“Put your hand on a hot stove for a second and it feels like an hour, sit with 
pretty girl for an hour and it seems like a minute”
                                                                                    Albert Einstein, Theoretical Physicist  
 
Teams:
The Matador Firebirds, Matador, Hurricane, Kramdon, The Anvil, Snowpants, May Day and Stevo
The Tunzie Tornado’s, Tunzie, Big Ned, El Choppo, Squid, Tonto, Beep, Junior (But never showed up) and Falcon
The La Bamba Le Baron’s: La Bamba, Sunny, Doc, Chico, Cribzie, Rocky and The Terror
 
Good hockey last night, everyone working hard on the Kapusta Kow Floor.  New comer, The Anvil, did well on the Matador Mustangs. “I loved it, I hope I am called back up, I want more than just a cup of coffee in this fantastic team, the Tomcats,  and to be part of this League”, a bursting Anvil said.
Interesting, The Terror use to play on the same team as the Bullwinkle (Who apparently is coming out next week)  in a lower ball hockey league, when the Terror was asked about the other league he indicated, “Tomcats are way better, great camaraderie, great atmosphere within the Tomcat organization.” Stated The Terror.
Where else would you want to be on a Tuesday night.

Is there really…and think about this…is there really anything better than sitting on stage after hockey with the Tomcats and having a beverage? Answer…no there is not!

The camaraderie is truly fantastic, the upcoming 30 anniversary party exemplifies that.  “Thirty years to be doing anything is really a long time, we hope that every present day Tomcat attends, why would they not, for all the Tomcats have done for them, it would be incredible if they didn’t attend”.  Stated Rocky.  Each Tomcat is asked to sell 4 tickets. That is all, four tickets.  One ticket will go to a spouse, and two can go to a neighbour, a brother in law, Kids.
If you did not get your tickets to sell, please see Rocky next Tuesday
Thanks go out to Snowpants for always putting stuff away at the end of the night.  Clock, Sticks etc.  It does not go unnoticed.  Thanks to La Bamba, for taking the Green shirts home to wash.  Ask yourself, in all the years you have played, have you ever taken the shirts home to wash?
 
30 Year Anniversary Tickets on Sale
 
Tickets are now available for the April 13, 2019 Windsor Tomcats 30th year anniversary dinner, dance. Please see a Tomcat representative to purchase your tickets
Ghost Crossing and Disaster Strike 
 
Tomcats own Ghost Crossing will be one of the bands at the Tomcat Gala April 13. At band rehearsal Monday, held at Stevo’s house, Joad the Toad was going to use Stevo’s
on suite bath room, Jingles tells her, “Don’t pay any attention to the blowup doll in there, apparently Stevo is holding it for a friend”, to which Bucko says, “I’m sure he is doing
more than just holding it.”
Whilst your are thinking about your own blow up doll and thinking maybe it’s time for an up grade, do you think I could put my Harry Ballsonue.

What the Tomcats Think They Know…January 15, 2019

Posted by 81rocky on January 14, 2019
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By Management

Bringers of the Beer:  Chico 24, Snowpants 12
Bringers of the Beer on Deck: (January 22) LaBamba 24, Rocky 12
Netminders: Falcon, Terror, TBD (Chico or Stevo)
In The Line Up: Doc, Rocky, Snowpants, Hurricane, Stevo, Sunny, Chico, Matador, Tonto, Squid, Junior, May Day, Killer, LaBamba, Beep, Tunzie, El Chopo, Kramden, Cribzie, Big Ned and Matador’s buddy (possibly)
Although inserted into line up, still waiting to here, if they are actually be there: N/A
Not in Line Up: Hollywood, Soupy, Kamikaze, Slim Jim, Sparky, The Rake, Bulldog, Chevy, Jingles
On The I R:  Sheep Dog, Skippy, Big Easy
Out for the season: The Turk, Spinner
Skinny: Right now we have 21-22 players, but knowing what we know, that can easily slide to 18 or 17.
NOTES: Draft will occur on January 22nd.  Doc and Kamikaze to have list of players to Captains this week
In other Tomcat News: The Tomcats will be hosting a 30 year anniversary party/bash April 13.  Date and venue set.  Two bands will perform, speeches will be made.  Great way to mark 30 years of Tomcat hockey.  $20 per ticket will get guests a great meal and all the fun.  Mark it on your calendar, tell your family and friends.  Each Tomcat is expected to take and sell 4 tickets.
TOMCATS FOREVER !

Free Shack…Free Shack…Free Shack

Posted by 81rocky on January 9, 2019
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By Harry Ballsonue

There is a push to have Shack re instated.  Board of Directors to decide the fate of Shackalious.

The Shack camp was not available for comment.

Shack pictured here with Stevo was a good Tomcat. He played in net when asked and should not be banished from the Tomcat world.

IN OTHER TOMCAT HOCKEY NEWS

TEAMS:

The Chico Black Knights : Chico, Matador, Tonto, Jingles, Stevo, Doc and Skuz

The Rake Rooks: Rake, Tweetie Bird, Eagle, Snowpants, Squid, Junior and Falcon

The Sunny Bishops:  Sunny, Chevy, Rocky, May Day, Kamikaze and Hollywood

Good work out there by everyone last night, I must say, the goaltending by the three net minders was super stellar.  Compliments to Hollywood, the Falcon and Skuz.

Great to see the Eagle out there with Tweetie Bird.  

Shoutout to The Rake for bringing out post-game snacks and as always, to Snowpants for bringing the sticks back upstairs for everyone!

If you know you can’t play next week, let Rocky know, he is back running the Tomcat Organization.  

IN OTHER EXCITING TOMCAT NEWS:

The Tomcats are having a 30 year anniversary dinner/dance April 13.  Date and venue set, along with some entertainment, and speeches, (President Rocky, Alumni President Sea Lion and Assistant Captain Sparky) Are said to be some of the speakers that evening for this momentous evening.  Mark it on your calendar, tell your family and friends.  Tickets will only be $20 and you will get a full meal.  Rocky is urging every Tomcat to attend, no excuses, it is the 30 year anniversary gala and everyone should attend. It really is a once in a life time thing, Next gala may be at the 50 year mark, but why wait, why not go to this one, while you still don’t need a walker. So please come to the this event!

ON THE INJURY FRONT

Tomcats announced on Tuesday afternoon that the Turk and Spinner have been scratched for the rest of the season. This will be first time the Turk, in 28 glorious years with the Tomcats, (2 with the Fabulous Thunderbirds) has not played a game at the beloved Kapusta Now, where he grew up honing his basketball and hockey skills.  For those of you who may not know it, the Turk was better then most NBA players in the fade away shot.  

Spinner has also been shelved for the rest of the year with an upper body injury.

In happier injury news, Skuz returned from his long absence from the Tomcats and indicated that his lower body injury felt good. “I felt good out there tonight, seemed to be great, it is super fantastic being with all the boys”, a weepy Skuz said.

The Four Captains this year are Rocky, Snowpants, Sunny and Tonto.  Should be very interesting as to what they each come up for their tournament team name and shirt log design and idea.  Every year it seems to get better and better.

La Bamba’s shirt from a few years back has to be one of my favourites. I was fortunate enough to buy one at a trade show in Vegas about a year ago. I wear it only on special occasions and at least and I mean this when I say it…at least 3-4 random people will come up to me and compliment me on my shirt ! Great job La Bamba!

While you bleeding hearts are thinking, yeah, a life time band for Shack is too much, they should bring him back, to you think I could put may Harry Ballsonue.

What the Tomcats Think They Know…January 8th, 2018

Posted by 81rocky on January 6, 2019
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By Management

Bringers of the Beer:  Falcon 24, Rake 12
 
Bringers of the Beer on Deck: (January 16) Chico 24, Snowpants 12
Netminders: Falcon, Skuz, TBD
In The Line Up: Doc, Rocky, Snowpants, Hurricane, Kamikaze, Stevo, The Rake, Jingles, Sunny, Chevy, Chico, Matador, Tonto,  Squid, Junior, May Day, Cribzie (yes, Cribzie) and potentially Eagle and Tweetie Bird
Although inserted into line up, still waiting to here, if they are actually be there: 
 
Not in Line Up: Hollywood, Soupy, Slim Jim, Killer, Sparky, El Choppo, La Bamba, Beep,Tunzie, The Terror, Bulldog
 
On The I R:  Sheep Dog, Skippy, Big Easy, Kramden
Out for the season: The Turk, Spinner
 
2019 NOTES: Draft order for Draft to be decided on the first night of hockey, January 8
 
Skinny: Right now we have 21 players, but knowing what we know, that can easily slide to 18 or 17. It’s the way it goes sometimes, 2019 will probably be no different.
In other Tomcat News: The Tomcats are looking at having a 30 year anniversary party/bash April 13.  Date and venue set, along with some entertainment, and speeches, (President Rocky, Alumni President Sea Lion and Assistant Captain Sparky) Are said to be some of the speech makers on this momentous evening.  Mark it on your calendar, tell your family and friends.
TOMCATS FOREVER !
 

More Tips to Have the Best Day Possible

Posted by 81rocky on January 2, 2019
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 by Harry Ballsonue

1) Consider earplugs or headphones if you work in a noisy or open office environment as this will help reduce cortisol

2) Fill your glass with water and drink green tea to boost metabolism and control appetite

3) Make time for a at least a short, quiet break.  If you did not get outside in the morning do so at lunch time

4) Dim the length in your house until bedtime to increase serotonin and melatonin while decreasing cortisol.

5) Have a hot bath or shower in the evening to prepare you for sleep

6) Try to get to bed by 11pm and sleep in COMPLETE darkness so your hormones can balance.

7) Masterbate whenever you can preferably in the comfort of your own home or car on the ride home from work

Hope this help you !

Kamikaze needs you…

Please make sure you let Kamikaze know if you are playing in the February 23 tournament.  Draft is January 22

We now look at a tournament tee from a tournament past

This shirt was designed by Serta, you may notice the clever way she put two cymbals in place and called it ‘Soupy’s Sex Symbols’, she also put the year the team was formed, in this case 2016 and she gives a shout out to the Windsor Tomcats in the lower portion of the shirt.  The sexy legs of course hold the two cymbals, like a high hat. Cleverly done Serta.

Jingles Jets shirt is a classic, worn by many Tomcats.  The design comes from the Winnipeg Jets of course, as there is no such thing as a Jingle Jet, that we know of.

Greta Van Fleet

I caught the Great Van Fleet show at the Fox this past week, if you ever get to see them, go see them.  Very tight, great vocals, some fantastic guitar work and the drumming is spectacular.  I high highly recommend them.  The song you would know is the Safari Song, check it out after you read this blog.

I saw Ghost Crossing’s Stevo in the crowd and chatted with him about the band.  Stevo noted, “After watching them perform, I feel guilty for even owning a guitar, they are so damn good.”

Whilst you are checking out number 7 and saying ‘what a fucking great idea’, and singing the Safari Song, do you think I can put my Harry Ballsonue

Windsor Tomcats Hope You Had a Great Christmas

Posted by 81rocky on December 26, 2018
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By Harry Ballsonue

Tomcats want to provide you with some tips to have the best day possible
 
1) Try to wake within one hour of the same time every day
2) Wake without a loud alarm clock to decrease cortisol
3) Open your blinds/curtains right away to increase serotonin, decrease melatonin and boost energy
4) Start your day by drinking 1 glass of room temperature water with 1 tsp of organic lemon juice or fresh lemon to activate detoxification and promote a healthy bowel movement
5) If you are not working out first thing in the morning, try to get outside for 15 minutes in the natural sunlight to raise serotonin, testosterone.
6) If you drink coffee, consume organize only
7) Listen to music, books on tape or whatever you enjoy listening to on your way to work to reduce the stress of driving. (Especially in Windsor)  This will lower cortisol and increase serotonin (No body really knows how to drive in Windsor FYI)
 
I will provide you with 7 more in the January 2 blog.  Hope you enjoyed these tips to have the best day possible.
 
 
The long-term activation of the stress-response system — and the subsequent overexposure to cortisol and other stress hormones — can disrupt almost all your body’s processes. This puts you at increased risk of numerous health problems, including: Anxiety. Depression.

We will be looking at Tournament shirts in next few blogs …some creative Tomcats ( and wives) are out there !

Where did the 14 weeks go? Hell, where did the 30 years go? By Harry Ballsonue

Posted by 30falcon on December 19, 2018
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“Do you know why Santa is so jolly, he knows were all the Bad Girls live.“ George Carlin
 
 
TEAMS
Beep’s Black Widows Captain Beep, Snowpants, Chevy, Terror, Cribzie, Squid, Jingles and the Rake
Soupy’s Wolf Spiders Captain Soupy, Sunny, Falcon, Killer, Big Easy, Kamikaze and May Day.  Spinner was also picked on this team but never showed up?
Matador Brown Recluse Spiders Captain Matador, Tunzie, La Bamba, Chico, Sparky, Doc Stevo and Hollywood
 
Intense hockey at the Kapusta Kow on the very last night of hockey for 2018. Te three Net Minders, The Falcon, Hollywood and the Terror were all spectacular.
Special thanks go out to Ministers of Pizza, The Turk and Jingles.  Also to Sea Lion, and Rocky for providing rye and rum for the party.  Special thanks to Hollywood for bringing a bottle of Wiser, just because and a great Tomcat Skippy, who is still on the DL but brought a pack of 15 beers for no other reason, other then he is a such a great Tomcat.  Thanks boys, the Tomcat Spirit is alive.
Playing in his first Tomcat night of hockey, Squid.  “I thought he did well out there for us”, stated Beep. “I know he had a lot of fun out there” Beep concluded.
It is not a misprint, Cribzie was indeed on the Black Widows. “I felt a bit winded out there, but Nylander and I worked out together during the last few months, so that helped”. Stated a grinning Cribzie and added, “Geez it’s good to be back”.
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Ceremonial Christmas Face off …Chevy and Sunny, Ref Chico with with official Christmas Reffing Jersey


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The Big Easy Sports his new Tomcat shirt …Sweet Feet is super excited !

Managerial Positions 
 
Both the Sea Lion and the Bundura have accepted their managerial positions for the up coming Canada Ukraine game.  The Bundura has even gone one step further and has named an assistant coach, The Legend, a fellow Ukrainian.  The Sea Lion following suit has named two assistants, Buckol and Miami.
One interesting fact about this game is that, due to cuts, it will be played on a totally different day and ‘according to sources’, could actually be played at 10 o’clock at night or on a Sunday afternoon. “We are thinking their may be some upset players and we don’t want the game sabotaged, so the game will be played on a totally different day and time, and there is some thought to keeping the guys cut from coming and spreading shaving cream on the floor or Canadian Maple Syrup, the players may only be give an 2-3 hour notice about the game”. Stated May Day.
‘Try out’’ information was distributed through out the tables in the Tomcat Club, it might be hard to read, but here is the information:  (In large it on your computer)
 
Tomcat Christmas Party
Celebration after hockey in the Tomcat room and no, ’Tomcats Forever’ did not ring out through the halls of the Kapusta Kow Palace. “I think if the new kid Squid was in attendance Stevo would have had everyone sing it, but the kid was not there, so he let it slide.  Maybe at the tournament”? La Bamba finished with a question.
Hockey Resumes January 8
 
If you cannot make the first night of hockey, please let Rocky know.
Alumni Represented
 
The Legend attended the Tomcat party.  He was the only one this year.  Sea Lion was on a fact finding hockey mission to Florida and Rexy gave his regrets stating he could not attend.
Photo of Hurricane Me and The Legend 
 
A very Merry Christmas from the Windsor Tomcats
From the Windsor Tomcats have a very safe holiday and  Merry Christmas to you and your entire family. The Windsor Tomcats wish to leave you this, from Dr. Seuss, ‘How the Grinch Stole Christmas’ …  “Then the Grinch thought of something he hadn’t before! What if Christmas, he thought, doesn’t come from a store, What if Christmas…perhaps….means a little bit more”.
And while you are considering the team names and thinking, Hmmm the Red Widow Spider, did he make that up or is it better known as the Latrodectus Bishop, do you think I can, just this once, put my Harry Ballsonue

What the Tomcats Think They Know…December 18

Posted by 81rocky on December 16, 2018
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December 18 is Pizza Night, so if you are not going to be there, let Stevo know now, so the correct amount of Pizza can be ordered. 

ALSO !  DOES anyone have either the green or burgundy ‘Property of Windsor Tomcats’ tee shirts? I know they are cool, but they are not yours to keep, please return them as we will need them for next week. 

Beer Bringers: TOMCATS Beer, Spirits and Pizza

Beer Bringers On Deck: FIRST NIGHT BACK JANUARY 8: Falcon (24) Rake (12)

Net Minders, The Terror, Falcon, Hollywood

Playing: Kamikaze, Jingles, Sunny, Soupy, Matador, Tunzie, The Rake, Doc, May Day, Snowpants, Beep, Killer, Chevy, Sparky, Junior, Chico, Stevo, the Big Easy

Not Playing:    Rocky, Bulldog, Slim Jim, Hurricane and 

On the IR: Skuz, Skippy, The Turk, Sheep Dog, Tonto

Possibly being called up from the Bad Axe Bearcats: Squid 

The Tomcat Skinny: Right now, we have  21  players, that means a mini. But, anything can happen. just like LAST WEEK   3 guys will bail on Tuesday and it will be down to 2 teams.

IF YOU KNOW YOU CAN’T PLAY JANUARY 8 LET ROCKY know  (ROCKY IS BACK running the franchise)

Something You Probably Already Know: In a mini, if there is a tie after a game there will be 2 one minute overtime periods with teams changing ends if no one scores after the first overtime period. In regular two team play, If there is a tie after two periods of play (one game) there will be two-2 minute overtime periods.  It is sudden death, so if someone scores thats it Goalies will change ends. 

Bringing Back the Canada Ukraine Game

Posted by 81rocky on December 12, 2018
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By Harry Ballsonue

“If the XFL can make a comeback, then why not the Canada Ukraine Game”. May Day
Teams
Sunny Green Hornets: Sunny, Stevo, La Bamba, Rocky, Jingles, Rake and Snowpants.
Soupy Red Dragons: Soupy, Falcon, Chevy, El Choppo, Sparky and Bulldog
 
The Sunny Green Hornets took the first game, 9-7 and then the Soupy Red Dragons came back taking the second game 5-4. “I was impressed with La Bamba out there tonight” indicated Red Dragons team Captain Soupy, “He was like Bobby Orr out there, with his moves and passes,” Soupy added.
The Rake also had a stellar game on Defence for the Green Hornets.

When you don’t where shin pads ..this can happen …Thanks Killer! (and Killer was not even there tonight).

Next week, is the Tomcat Christmas Party, beer, spirits and Pizza being taken care of by the Tomcats.  IF YOU KNOW NOW YOU ARE NOT PLAYING, LET STEVO KNOW, SO THAT THE CORRECT amount of pizza can be ordered.  Check the ‘What The Tomcats Think They Know’ (out this weekend)  to see if you are listed as playing, if you are not suppose to be playing let Stevo know.
At this time, listed as not playing:  Bulldog, Hollywood, Slim Jim, Chico and Hurricane. (if any of this is incorrect, let Stevo know…he is waiting for your text)
WE ARE ALSO LEARNING
 
Tomcat Medical Staff are telling us that Sheep Dog is being put on the shelf for a few months with an undisclosed injury, Coach Sealion indicated “When you have played as hard as this Blue Chip Defensemen, I can see where the body starts to breakdown.  A perennial all star eventually needs a break, so we will give him the rest he needs, the medical attention that he deserves and hope we can have him back in the lineup in February sometime.”
BLAST FROM THE PAST
Oh my God, who are these young young gentleman? 30 years and counting.  I can’t wait to see the 50 year anniversary clothing item.

Why are we getting 30 year Tomcat Anniversary Jackets? Cuz of moments like these way back when…back row Timmy Timmy Coco Puffs, The Rake, Bulldog The Turk…Front row Hollywood and Stevo.

TRACK SUITS
 
33 Track Suits ordered, You have till next Tuesday (December 18) to get on the list?  Here is who will look stylish come Tournament Time:  Razor, La Bamba, Jingles, Chico, Sea Lion, Hurricane, Bulldog, Sparky, Hollywood, El Choppo, Skuz, Big Ned, The Terror, Skippy, Stevo, the Danish, Kramdon, Green Giant, Matador, Turk, Sunny, Tunzie, Rocky, Soupy, Snowpants, Beep, Tonto, Crow, Eagle, Tweetie Bird, The Rake, The Falcon and Lovie.
Do you really want to be the guy who does not get one, really?  $40 bucks!
In Canada Ukraine NEWS 
Organizers are in the early stages of looking at doing another Canada Ukraine game, very popular in the 90’s at the Kapusta Kow Palace. No one was willing to talk about it, except May Day who gave us some information and some very usable quotes.  The format would be the same as it use to be, except with so many players now, there would be try outs and cuts. Each team would select two goalies and both would not  necessarily get in the game as it would be the coaches decision.  Yes, coaches, in the same vein as the recently suggested Legendary players as Captains of the main tournament in February as suggested by La Bamba, the two coaches/mangers have been selected and they would be The Bundura for Ukraine and The Sea Lion for Canada. Both Coaches would select 10-13 players for the event and then go with their best 10 players (4 defensemen, 4 forwards and 2 goalies) “Yes some players would be selected, attend a tryout and then possibly get cut”, stated May Day a perennial player for Ukraine for years often compared to the great Alexander Yukashev.  It is not known if this will stir some interest from past players to come back and try out for their team. One player that comes to mind is Canada’s top player,  Crispy.  “I have not talked to him personally,” stated May Day, “But it would not surprise me that if and when he hears of this game, that he comes out of retirement and tires out for Canada.”  In the meantime, The Ukrainian government was granting Ukrainian citizenships to Crowchuck, Beepsky and Sunnyostalvitch….and here is the thing the game will be Broadcast on Tomcat Radio, CLIT-FM but will not be on Tomcat television as it will be a ‘Pay per View’ event. More to come, but stick around, this could prove to be a very interesting night of hockey.
As you are checking out the Photo of the Rake from 20 years ago, do you think I could put my Harry Ballsonue?

What the Tomcats Think They Know…by Management

Posted by 81rocky on December 9, 2018
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Beer Bringers: Sparkalicious (24) Killer (12)

Net Minders: Falcon, Matador and Stevo 

Playing: Kamikaze, Jingles, Sunny, Soupy, Tunzie, La Bamba, Chevy, Bulldog, May Day, The Rake, Squid, Junior, Snowpants, Killer, Sparky, El Choppo and Rocky

Call Up from the Bad Axe Bearcats, a 2015 3rd round pick:  Squid

Not Playing:  Slim Jim, Doc,  Spinner, Terror, Chico, Hurricane, Big Easy, Beep, Tonto

On the IR: Skuz, Cribzie, Skippy, Turk, Sheep Dog, Kramden

Tomcats Find assistant to the Minister Of Pizza:  Congrats Jingles.

29 Track Suits ordered, Do you want on this list?  Razor, La Bamba, Rake, Jingles, Chico, Sea Lion, Hurricane, Bulldog, Sparky, Hollywood, El Choppo, Skuz, Big Ned, The Terror, Skippy, Stevo, the Danish, Kramdon, Green Giant, Matador, Turk, Sunny, Tunzie, Rocky, Soupy, Snowpants, Beep, Tonto, Crow and Lovie

The Tomcat Skinny: Right now, we have players, 19 players, Show Casing 1, that means a mini. BUT, you never know, someone always bails last minute. 

IF YOU KNOW YOU CAN’T PLAY RIGHT NOW:  Let Stevo know, why wait until Tuesday?

Something You Probably Already Know: But did you know in a mini, it is two 1 minute periods. Goalies Change Ends after one minute.  In regular play, two teams, if there is a tie after two periods of play (one game) there will be two-2 minute overtime periods.  It is sudden death, so if someone scores thats it Goalies will change ends.  This will apply in mini Tournament play as well.

What type of drum are you not able to play? A conundrum!

Posted by 81rocky on December 5, 2018
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By Harry Ballsonue

Teams:
Tunzie Black Mamba’s: Captain, Tunzie, La Bamba, Sunny, Kramden, Jingles, Bulldog and Hollywood

Beep’s King Cobra’s: Captain, Beep, El Choppo, Kamikaze, Soupy, Spinner, Rocky and Chico

Matador Tiger Snakes: Captain Matador, Sparky, Hurricane, Snowpants, Tonto and Stevo

First Mini in a long time, “I think, you will see with us getting closer to the Christmas Break, more and more guys will show up, I think you might see two more mini’s in the next two weeks,” stared Sparky and added, “Don’t complain, it’s better them one spare.”

 

Goalies are a vital part of any organization …when Falcon and Terror could not play Stevo Hollywood and Chico stepped up !

“Tomcats are getting older, we need some new players,” said President Rocky at the Press Conference on Monday December 3.  Enter Kramden,  New kid on the block, a Tomcat 4th rounder in 2006, Kramden, finally made it to the big club.  He took a regular shift and even killed a penalty. “I knew if I worked hard and just kept my nose to the grind stone, that maybe one day I could play in the big league and here I am, pinch me, I must be dreaming,” Kramden said, holding back tears.

Track Suits were on display, if you are interested, please get sized and hand in your $40 to Stevo. You do not want to be the only one not wearing a 30 year anniversary Windsor Tomcat Track Suit on Tournament day in the picture do you?  It’s only 40 dollars and…you can keep it for the next 40 years.  NOTE:  The Tomcat BoD decided the suit will be a dark grey jacket with black pants.  Also, jacket can be ordered with or without a hood.

Snowpants had his own take on what the pants should be.  Should Snowpants be renamed to Jammy-pants?

KUDOS
This is how great it is to be involved with the Tomcats, The Turk, who is unable to play due to a lower body injury, shows up and brings a 24. The Sea Lion who only refs helping the Tomcats a great deal, brings a 40 banger of Rye for the Tomcats to enjoy in a few weeks, because he is unable to be there.  Rocky, just because, brings a bottle of Rum for the Tomcats to enjoy at the Christmas party because he is not able to be there and El Choppo, who missed a few weeks, felt bad, is not a drinker brings a 24, just because.  Put her there boys, you are the Tomcat Spirit that everyone talks about.

A Legendary idea
La Bamba, future Vice President with the Tomcats, hell, maybe the world, suggested that next year, Tomcats who no longer play, would/could be Captains of a team, you could have the Bundura, Sea Lion, The Legend, Rexy pick a team, they would have to be out a few weeks in a row to see the players, they do not know.  Then why not add Bucko, Crispy, Mez and Finner as a coach behind the bench.  You could have a coach and a GM.  What a novel Idea, by La Bamba.  I am sure the Tomcats will be pursing this idea.

December 18 is last night of hockey, it is the Tomcat Christmas Party downstairs.  Tomcats paying for pizza, beer and spirits.  All they ask is that you have a designated driver if you plan to indulge.

Hey whilst you are thinking of riddle that is similar to the headline, such as ‘ How can people without noses smell?…. ANSWER ‘If they don’t shower’, do you think I can put my Harry Ballsonue

What the Tomcats Think They Know…by Management

Posted by 81rocky on December 2, 2018
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Beer Bringers: Tunzie (24) Hollywood (12) Brought a few weeks ago

Beer Bringers:  Sparkalicious (24) Killer (12)

Net Minders:  The Terror, Stevo, Hollywood

Playing: Kamikaze, Jingles, Sunny, Soupy, Matador, Tonto, Tunzie,  Hurricane, Spinner, La Bamba, Snowpants, Beep, Killer, Sparky, El Choppo, Rocky, May Day and Kramden

Not Playing:   Chevy, Slim Jim, Doc, Bulldog,  Big Easy , Sheep Dog, The Falcon

On the IR: Skuz, Rake, Cribzie and Skippy

Out for the Season: The Turk

The Tomcat Skinny: Right now, we have 22 players, that means a mini. 

IF YOU KNOW YOU CAN’T PLAY RIGHT NOW:  Let Stevo know, why wait until Tuesday?

Something You Probably Alredy Know: If there is a tie after two periods of play (one game) there will be two-2 minute overtime periods.  It is sudden death, so if someone scores thats it Goalies will change ends.  This will apply in mini Tournament play as well.