By Harry Ballsonue
“Hollywood is not allowed to write any blogs in around Halloween….after the last debacle” Rocky, President Windsor Tomcats
TEAMS
Shack Shack of Whores: Shackalicious, The Rake, Squid, Lizard, Rocky, Snowpants, The Terror(in net) and Sparkalicious
Bullwinkle Big Bashtone Bats: Bullwinkle, Chico(in net) Chevy, Tonto, Stevo, Kamikaze, Soupy and Killer
First game was a ‘rollercoaster’ with the Shack of Whore (Get it, Shack of horrors: Halloween theme) taking a 3 nothing lead, but the Big Bashtone Bats fought back to take a 4-3 lead, Back and forth, forth and back and then a 7-6 final for the Shack of Whores.
The Bullwinkle Big Bashtone Bats took second game 8-4 (Refs originally called a goal back, but after the game, the league had looked at it and Bullwinkle clearly put it in off the middle post, so the Big Bashtone Bats were credited with the goal and took that game 8-4. THEN….Sparky saves the day and arrived with the clock and the last game was a timed 10 minute game (two 5 minutes halfs) (only fair) to change ends, and the Big Bashtone Bats took that one 1-0.
The Bullwinkle Big Bashtone Bats thought that the Lizard was using an illegal stick and asked the ref to have a look at it, after a ‘look see’ it was deemed to be a legal stick and the Big Bashtone Bats (also a Halloween theme, get it bats) were assessed a 30 second penalty in the five minute period. They killed off the penalty and were 1-0 on the penalty kill. The Shack of Whores were 0-1 on the power play.
Rakes first night out, season debut and it was the same for the Squid, who notched 7 goals and looked stellar out there. “I worked out all summer with Gary Roberts I felt very good out there tonight and it did not hurt having the Lizard out there with me, feeding me pretty passes”. The Lizard and the Squid, sounds like a Walt Disney movie.
Thanks to Sparky for bringing kolbassa and cheese, ‘put her there Sparky’.
If you can’t play next week, please text Rocky
Summer 2018 The Rake, Sea Lion and Killer….well maybe it wasn’t quite 2018.
Sparky sometimes (working to be full time coach ) will go behind the bench and run the D.
Coach Sea Lion appreciates his
Cerebral defensive knowledge …(Sea Lion uses him when the Ledgend is Partying with Sammy Hagar in Cabo St Lucas and partakes in the Cabo Wabo Tequila …Snowpants asks to go 4 times a year but the Tomcats always say no.
After the game, Sparky came in to talk the players, he was not impressed and expressed his concern with each and every player.
Shoutouts – Here’s to the guys that make the Tomcats great by always contributing:
Stevo – arriving early, setting up by himself and cleaning up the beer empties
Doc – while on IR, still showing up and reffing. And yes, we abide by any call he makes
Sparky – fixing the Sparky Clock in his personal time
Hollywood – bringing beer (and extra beer) even though he is injured and has not played yet this season
The Rake – for actually bringing the snacks for afterwards
Snowpants – For always putting away the sticks and for covering the $5 charge for several fellow Tomcats
Soupy – Making the teams so Rocky can warm up
REMINDER RE CHRISTMAS PARTY
REMINDER RE BATTLE CREEK
See Chevy with your deposit if you are interested.
REMINDER RE TOURNAMENT
February 29, 2020. Kamikaze to start recruitment soon, so make a decision re playing. “Lets make this the best tournament ever”, Stated Soupy
In ending, cute Tomcat story, Franchise player Bullwinkle was heading out for hockey and his wife says’ Have fun out there tonight Bullwrtinkel”. “It’s Bullwinkle”, then one of his 7 daughters said, “Yes Bullwinkle, franchise player”. Everyone loves the Tomcats
Whilst you are checking out the three hunks and thinking, is that Rick Flair, Bret Hart or Randy Savage, or is it, Stone Cold Steve Austin, Dwayne ’the Rock’ Johnson and the Undertaker…or is it, Brad Pitt, Leonardo DiCaprio and Tom Cruise, do YOU THINK I COULD put my Harry Ballsonue.
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