Windsor Tomcats

By Howie Feltersnatch

A few weeks back, near the end of the season, The Captain gave select Tomcats orders to show their creative side and take on writing one article for the website during the summer of 2012.  So far, 2 weeks in, no article has been sent into Rocky for publishing (Keeno Beggart Shrieker and Pur Sad Yanker need to step up to the plate and provide something later in the summer – this will make more sense momentarily).

One rule for these articles was to not use real names due to the sometimes “questionable” nature of Tomcat humour.  The last thing we need is a Tomcat missing out on a new job or having their character questioned by being associated with articles written by Harry Ballsonue, Yuri Hanzomecack, Dick Fitzwell and the like. 

As such, we have been instructed to use nicknames to conceal the true identity of our Tomcat brethren.  In an effort to help all future contributors, and to really mask our names, I took it upon myself to scramble each Tomcats player’s name (typically Nickname followed by Last name), to form a new name that will not only keep real names hidden from internet creepers, but in some cases, are actually more fitting (as you will see). 

So here it is boys, a full list of Tomcat player anagrams to use for future referencing in Tomcat website articles…