By Howie Feltersnatch
A few weeks back, near the end of the season, The Captain gave select Tomcats orders to show their creative side and take on writing one article for the website during the summer of 2012. So far, 2 weeks in, no article has been sent into Rocky for publishing (Keeno Beggart Shrieker and Pur Sad Yanker need to step up to the plate and provide something later in the summer – this will make more sense momentarily).
One rule for these articles was to not use real names due to the sometimes “questionable” nature of Tomcat humour. The last thing we need is a Tomcat missing out on a new job or having their character questioned by being associated with articles written by Harry Ballsonue, Yuri Hanzomecack, Dick Fitzwell and the like.
As such, we have been instructed to use nicknames to conceal the true identity of our Tomcat brethren. In an effort to help all future contributors, and to really mask our names, I took it upon myself to scramble each Tomcats player’s name (typically Nickname followed by Last name), to form a new name that will not only keep real names hidden from internet creepers, but in some cases, are actually more fitting (as you will see).
So here it is boys, a full list of Tomcat player anagrams to use for future referencing in Tomcat website articles…
| Tomcat Name | Anagram Name |
| Razor MacDonell | All Crazed Moron |
| Falcon Menzel | Fezman Cellon |
| Skippy Renaud | Randy Upspike |
| Bearcat Meloche | Macabre Toleech |
| The Rake Koneigsberger | Keeno Beggart Shrieker |
| Sparky Renaud | Pur Sad Yanker |
| Junior Poisson | Upjon Soirinos |
| Rocky Comartin | Crack Moronity |
| Cribz Cribley (real first name used) | Berk Nicely |
| Turk Metulynsky | Utterly My Skunk |
| Hollywood Jaworiwsky | Oh Wow! A Drowsy Killjoy |
| Doc Brewin | Inbred Cow |
| Chevy Szcewczuk | Chezevz Wysuck |
| Stevo Jaworiwsky | Joyvast Wisework |
| Spinner Dzibela | Brazened Sinlip |
| Bulldog Meloche | Humble Goodcell |
| Jingless Kuprowski | Jokers Win, Pigs Sulk |
| Youngblood Morgan | Bonny Good Glamour |
| Lovie Edgar | Rage O’Devil |
| Sunny Salaris | Sisy Anal Runs |
| Soupy Salaris | Rosilay Assup |
| Crow Crawford (real first name used) | Dwarf Cocrowr |
| Killer Colasanti | Slick Relational |
| Snowpants Ferranti | Transparent Of Wins |
| Hurricane Hann (real first name used) | He Vandan |
| May Day Lelyk | Key Madly Lay |
| Zschabba Kowalczykowski | Wacky Blackas Whizz Books |
| LaBamba Vlaminck | Lamb Van Black Iam |
| Matador Youssef | Famous Or Steady |
| The Danish Daniesh (real first name used) | Bad Heroins |
| Crispy Girard | Pricsy R Graid |
| Eagle Jennings | Jingles Nageen |
| Bubbles White | Bible Wet Bush |
| Finner Finnerty (real first name used) | Defer Rantingly |
| Mez Mezman (real first name used) | Damn Mazen |
Careful Rock, your anagrams are showing.
Very good stuff!