Windsor Tomcats

By Tomcat Management

Beer Bringers: Spinner (24) Jingles (12)

Net Minders: Falcon, The Terror

In The Line Up: Cribzie, Spinner, Snowpants, Kamikaze, The Rake, Jingles, Bulldog, The Turk, Beep, Sunny, Soupy, Chevy, El Choppo, The Matador, Tonto, Killer, Stevo.

On the Bubble:

In the Press box: May Day, Hollywood, Chico, Skippy, Doc, Scuz, Slim Jim, Sheep Dog, Sparky, LaBamba

On Injured Reserve: Rocky, Hurricane, Tunzie, Kamikaze

If you know you can’t play, let Stevo know right away. (He is in charge until Rocky is healed and able to take over)

On Tuesday February 13, 2018 Hockey starts at 6:30pm

IF YOU SEE THAT YOU ARE IN THE LINE UP AND YOU ARE NOT SUPPOSE TO BE, PLEASE PLEASE PLESE TEXT STEVO.

Tomcats Forever !

By Tomcat Management

Net Minders: The Falcon The Terror
D Man: Kamikaze, Cribzie, The Rake, El Choppo, Sheep Dog, Sunny
Forwards: Stevo, Soupy, Slim Jim, Matador, Snowpants, Doc, Tonto, Chevy, Jingles

Hockey was lopsided in the beginning but after Jingles arrived, it was made all better.

Sunny made teams for the very first time and did a great job. “I am honoured, I really am, this is one of the best days of my life”, stated a weepy Sunny.

The Windsor Tomcat Hoodie is a popular clothing item this year with usually 7 out of 10 Tomcats wearing it on any given Tuesday …Tonto was the latest to purchase one … “These are fantastic clothing items that the Tomcats have…how can I go the rest of my life without a knock down gorgeous Tomcat Hoddie? I wear Hoodies all the time,” Tonto said after donning his.

If you are reading this on Wednesday February 7, the day after Tuesday night night, then did you know there are only 18 more days before the Tournament. The Tournament starts at 8:30 a.m.

The Schedule is as follows:

Home               Away
El Choppo Vs, Crbzie
La Bamba Vs. Chevy
Full Team Picture (Kamikaze to handle)
Cribzie Vs. La Bamba
Chevy Vs. El Choppo
Chevy Vs. Cribzie
La Bamba Vs. El Choppo

On the Injured Reserve Front, Doctors are optimistic that Hurricane will be able to play before the season is done. Tunzie on the other hand, we are being told, is on the shelf for the rest of the year. “We need to save a star studded player like Tunize for next year, so we are placing him on long term IR and he will not see any action this year, well maybe the golf tournament”, stated Head Coach Sea Lion.

HOCKEY REMINDER: After the February 24 tournament, there will be no hockey on the Tuesday February 27. Hockey will resume March 6. There will be 7 more weeks of hockey after the tournament. Last night of Hockey will be April 17. Tomcats would like to do something special food wise that night, any ideas, suggestions, text or see Rocky, The Rake and or Stevo.

Tomcats Forever !

by Tomcat Management

Beer Bringers: Chevy (24) Stevo (12) But we know he will bring a 24

Net Minders: Falcon, The Terror, Skuz

In The Line Up: Cribzie, Snowpants, Kamikaze, Stevo, The Rake, Jingles, Sheep Dog, The Turk, Sunny, Soupy, Chevy, La Bamba, El Choppo, The Matador, Slim Jim, Tonto, Doc

On the Bubble: Killer

In the Press box: May Day, Hollywood, Sparky, Beep, Chico, Skippy, Bulldog, Spinner

On the Injured Reserve: Rocky, Hurricane, Tunzie

If you know you can’t play, let Stevo know right away. (He is in charge until Rocky is healed and able to take over)

On Tuesday February 6, 2018 Hockey starts at 6:30pm

Tomcats Forever !

by Tomcat Management

“You could put a Murphy bed in there now, lots of room, wow!”
Kamikaze

Line up;
Net Minders: Hollywood, Stevo
D-Man: Sparky, La Bamba Soupy, Kamikaze, Cribzie, Sunny, Beep
Forwards: Killer, Chevy, Snowpants, Tonto, Bulldog, Slim Jim, Doc, Spinner and Ogie

Yes Ogie, from having Non Of It, to having all of it with the Tomcats…..He has been working hard on his game, as he notched a few last night.

Special thanks to the boys who helped with the beer empties…Sparky (championing the cause) and Cribzie, Stevo, Hollywood and Ogie. “Thanks to those who helped out, it needs to be a team effort and we got some guys to help tonight, nice to see the Tomcat Spirit alive and well,” stated Sparky.

Also thanks to the Dryden brothers for playing in net tonight.  Hollywood and Stevo stepped up and minded the twine. Thanks boys!

Not here next week – Sparky, Doc, Hollywood and possibly Beep. If you know you can’t play, please let Stevo know

Tournament is three weeks away.  Captains are busying themselves with t-shirts and strategies. It should be a fun tournament.

Tomcats Forever!

Beer Bringers: Cribzie (24) Tomcats (12)

Net Minders: Hollywood, Skuz, Stevo

In the Line Up: Cribzie, Doc, Killer, Spinner, Snowpants, Kamikaze, Stevo, Bulldog, Sparky, Sunny, Soupy, Chevy, La Bamba, Ogie, Slim Jim, Tonto, Beep

Out of the Line up and in the Press Box, watching: El Chopo, Terror, Falcon, May Day, Chico, Sheep Dog, Tweetie Bird, The Eagle, The Rake, The Turk, Matador, Jingles

On The IR: Rocky, Hurricane, Tunzie,

In The Minors: Bullwinkle

Can’t play?  Text Stevo.

Beer Empties – Sparky is looking for a few good men to help empty the Tomcat room of beer empties.  Please arrive at 6pm to help Sparky load up his truck.  Thanks to those that are willing to help out!

By Tomcat Management

Net Minders: Falcon , Hollywood
Defence man: Kamikaze, Spinner Turk, Sunny, Sheep Dog, and Soupy
Forwards: Beep, Tonto, Snowpants, Jingles, Killer, Bulldog, Chevy, Tunzie, Stevo and Doc

Good action on the Kapusta Kow Floor. Snowpants scored 21 goals last night, not a typo, 21 (twenty one) goals last night.

Line of the night, Kamikaze said, “How Far Deep Is That”? Whoa, with the sexual complaints being lodged in Hollywood Kamikaze you better be careful.

People asked for more Boobies and More Sheep Dog…so…here you go!

Tomcats will be providing beer on stage during the tournament, Tournament costs you, $20 to play, $10 for Pizza (Give to Turk) and if YOUR captain wants to charge you for his team shirt, then you will need to spend addition $10-15 Depending what type of shirt he will be getting. (Standard set high by Tunzie and the Dry Fit one).  The party after will be held in the Tomcat Club downstairs at the Kapusta Kow Palace.  There are only four weeks to the tournament.

Next week, Tuesday January 30, 2018, Spakry is looking for a good few man to come and help with the Tomcat room and to get rid of the empties.

Please consider coming early to assist. Please be there just after 6.

Please remember if it is YOUR beer night and you forget to bring your beer on the night of, then bring it the next time you come.

There was ice on the beer last night on stage, in case you were wondering, thanks to Tunzie.

Speaking of Tunzie, he went down with a lower body injury, and did not return to action. It is believed to be minor in nature and he is listed day to day, but will be placed on the IR for next week, just to rest him for the tournament.

If you cannot make it to hockey, please let Stevo know. Next week players that are not playing are as follows, Chico, Rocky, May Day, El Choppo, The Terror.

Sheep Dog and Tunzie. IF you should be on this list, please let Stevo know.

Thanks for reading.

Tomcats Forever !

The School of Psychology, University of Pennsylvania conducted a survey called: “What really do you see?”

People were asked to focus their attention on this simple picture and then asked if they had noticed anything odd.

Now you also have a chance to test your skills and see if you can pass.

Study the picture for 5 seconds. What do you notice?  Think about it…. what is odd?

Here are the Results of the Survey:

1. 100% of males failed this test. They were distracted by the woman’s large bosom.
2. 100% of the females also failed this test. They were distracted by the wide choice of doughnuts.

The real answer:   There’s a mouse on one of the doughnuts …. don’t tell me you saw it.  I don’t believe you.

Beer Bringers: La Bamba (24) The Terror (12)

Goalies: Falcon, Hollywood

In The Line Up: Tunzie, Doc, Killer, Spinner, Snowpants, Kamikaze,  Jingles, Sheep Dog, Bull Dog, The Turk, Beep, Sunny, Soupy, Chevy, Tonto, Stevo

On the IR: Hurricane, Rocky

In the Press Box: May Day, El Choppo, Sparky, La Bamba, Slim Jim, Tweetie Bird, The Eagle, Cribzie, Chico, Rake, The Matador

In The Minors: Bullwinkle

Temporary Assignment: Stevo has been named assistant to the travelling secretary and will be running things until Rocky can get back. IF you can not make it, please text Stevo.

Important Information: If you know ahead of time, you can’t make it, please let Stevo know, 1/2 and hour before we start is not the greatest time to cancel.

Tid Bit: Down to two teams!

Tomcats Forever,

Tomcat Management

By Tomcat Management

In Net: Skippy, Stevo
On Defence: Cribzie, Rake, La Bamba, El Choppo, Sparky, Kamikaze, Turk
On the Forward Line: Soupy, Doc, Tonto, Beep, Eagle, Tweetie Bird, Matador, Jingles and the Eagle

Good night of hockey with the score being 10-10 and 8-5.

The Draft:

The Tournament Teams:
Chevy Red Devils: Captain Chevy, Big Ned, Stevo, Skuz, May Day, Tweetie Bird (Austin Jennings), Killer and the Eagle
El Choppo Tunnellers: Captain El Choppo, Sheep Dog, The Rake, Slim Jim, Kamikaze, Soupy, Chico and Showpants
La Bamba Gatos Dos Lobos: Captain La Bamba, The Big Easy, Matador, Doc, Lovie, Sparky, the Danish, Sunny
Cribzie Kings: Captain Cribzie, Hollywood, Jingles, Tonto, Beep, Green Giant, Tunzie and the Turk

Schedule for tournament is as follows: A is El Choppo, B is Cribzie, C is La Bamba and D is Chevy.
A vs. B
C vs. D
Full Team Picture
B vs. C
D vs. A
D vs. B
C vs. A

Tragic event…no ice on the beer at the end of the night.  Lucky for the Tomcats it was -15 c out and -1 in the Kapusta Kow Palace. “An investigation will be conducted to see who dropped the ball and did not fill the cooler.  This is a black mark on the Tomcats.  I vow to find the person responsible and hold them accountable,” indicated Rocky.

Speaking of accountable, The Terror (a Goalie) cancelled at 6 pm. “It made Stevo, a 58 year old with bones older than some dinosaurs, go in net.  There will be a fine levied, I just need to talk to the board to see what the fine should be,” stated a distraught Rocky.

Some re Jigging done on stage.

Kamikaze and Jingles made more room on the stage…innovation…space and creative thinking.
“We have to guard against stupidly,” stated Health and Safety Director La Bamba.
“I hope the tables don’t fall on an unsuspecting Tomcat,” La Bamba further added.

Is it true that Sheep Dog never showed because he thought Tomcat management was going to take photos of his boobs, and put them up on the website?  “He thought, there was some seriousness in photos being taken of him and shown on the website of Sheep Dog Boobs,” stated The Stomper.  Tomcats wanted more Sheep Dog and more Boobies, so the inevitable would have been Sheep Dogs Boobies.

Sparky looking for help on Tuesday January 30 with beer empties.  Volunteers are asked to arrive at 6 p.m. sharp so that the Tomcat Room can be emptied of all the empties.

If you cannot make it to hockey please text Stevo.  He is running the show as Rocky is out on Injured Reserve. It is important to let the organization know if you are not able to play.

A Happy Birthday to the Matador, who turns 34 today.  Happy Birthday Matador!

Tomcats Forever!

Bringers of the Bottles: Chico (24), Snowpants (12)

Between the Pipes: Stevo, Skippy and The Terror

Starting Line Up: Soupy, Tonto, Kamikaze, Sparky, Cribzie, The Rake, The Turk, Doc, El Chopo, Matador, Jingles, Beep, LaBamba, the Eagle, Hawkeye

PUP: Hurricane, Rocky, May Day

Healthy Scratches:  Snowpants, Chevy, Tunzie, Slim Jim, Bulldog, Hollywood, Chico, The Falcon, Sunny, Killer, Sheepdog, Scuz, Spinner

Sitting in Press Box:

With the Bad Axe Bearcats, waiting to be called up: Bullwinkle

Captains if there is a Mini: TBD

If you can’t play, text Stevo, he is running the operation until Rocky gets back.

Draft goes Tuesday night, ask your significant other if you can stay 1/2 hour longer to see whose team you are on.

Tomcats Forever!

Tomcat Management

By Harry Ballsonue

In last nights line up:
Net minders Falcon, Hollywood and Stevo
On the Blue Line, Sheep Dog, Rocky,El Choppo, Rake, Sparky, Cribzie, The Turk
On the Forward Line, Tunzie, Sunny, Spinner, Slim Jim, Killer, Soupy, Snowpants, Bulldog, Doc, Chevy, Kamikaze, Jingles

Talk about a match…Spinner wears shoes to make his Tee

Draft goes next week, Doc and Kamikaze running the show.

Tournament is Saturday February 24, 2018; 8:30 to 5pm.

$20 for tournament
$10 for Pizza
$10 to your Captain for a team shirt (Probably) Cribzie Cavaliers, La Bamba Lionfish, Rocky Racoons and the Chevy Cyclones….(As an example)

Doc and Kamikaze are looking at having the “After the Tournament Party” in the Tomcat Club, downstairs at the Kapusta Kow. Details to follow.

As for the Tomcat Featured Feature, it will be completed once someone does it.  Looking for a volunteer to take on this arduous task.

You asked for more Sheep Dog and more boobies Next week, Sheep Dogs Boobies!