Tomcat Quotes

Posted by Youngblood on October 13, 2010
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“Where you going next week Hollywood? The AVN awards?” – Lovie

“The guy was flicken his nose at me” – Jingles

“Tits ass” – Hollywood

“You don’t know Soupy Sales?” – Turk

“You should look up some old Soupy Sales” – Stevo

“You have Goldie Hawn in her fuckin bikini dancing around when she was fuckin hot” – Turk

Blair Betts

Posted by Youngblood on October 13, 2010
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Bet announcement:

Shamus has bet that your Windsor Spitfire alumni Taylor Hall will score more points than fellow teammate and Swede Magnus Penjarvi Punjabi. Who took that action? Zhabba. The stakes you ask? A juicy wilfred laurier (that’s 5 CAD).

Junior also has placed a prop bet. Stay tuned for details.

Also Menzel has just announced that the movie ‘Rudy’ is gay and he was an eight line player who should have never seen the field.

Eleven Dollars for Fantasy Hockey

Posted by Youngblood on October 5, 2010
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Just reminding, for those that might be interested….we will run the NHL Hockey Pool, after hockey on Tuesday…your cost is $11.
 
We have some sheets printed off, that you can use to select your players…
 
Bring a pen and a piece of paper so you can write down you team…
 
Also, glasses for those who may need them to read the small print on stage.
 
Any questions, call Mike Jaworiwsky at xxx-xxxx (see your email for phone #)
 
See you Tuesday night.
 
S,

From the Desk of the Commish

Posted by Youngblood on October 1, 2010
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These words haunt the newly appointed captains.

Boys:

There will be a change in the Captaincy in this year’s tournament, the three new Captains will be Paul ‘Sparky’ Renaud, Andy ‘Youngblood’ Morgan and Kevin ‘Jingles’ Kuprowski.  Michael ‘ Hollywood’ will remain the fourth Captain and will be defending his title.

In 2012, the four new Captains will be Ray ‘Razor’ MacDonell, Mike ‘the Falcon’ Menzel, Shane ‘Skippy’ Renaud and Dean ‘Bearcat’ Meloche.

The reason for this change is simple, Michael Jaworiwsky is still in Windsor and he is the Captain of the defending Stanley’s Cup Champions, the Polka Kings, so he should remain Captain, which means having the other three Goalies as Captains, takes away from Razor selecting a team.

This gives a couple of new guys to be Captains for the very first time and it will be fun and merriment for everyone involved.

Tomcats Forever!

Stevo,

Week 2: News and Notes

Posted by Youngblood on September 30, 2010
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  • Game one saw the Plain White Tee’s surgically scored against by the Black Blazers. Says Stevo of White Captain Lovie’s late arrival: “He was filling the cooler while we were filling their net!”
  • In the end, the black battletoads pulled out a 7-6 win in a deceptively high scoring game. Truly the night was owned by goaltending on all fronts.
  • Youngblood pulled a thigh muscle that became an apparent injury between games one and two while attempting a Rob Lowe-esq power move up the middle. Bulldog came to the rescue witch a dirty t shirt full of ice. The appreciative youngblood to stevo: “a picture of this on the website will only make me less popular”.
  • Both Falcon and Razor stood on their heads throughout a ferociously fought game 2. Championship forms all around made Razor’s quip about his willingness to play a third game all the harsher for the fatigued skaters (runners?) to hear. Hollywood with the winner in a 7-2 victory for the White Wizards of southWest Wontario.
  • The heat broken? Surely every Tomcat was appreciative of the non 30 degree weather in the Kapusta Kow Palace. One worries, are we truly rid of summer’s humidifyingly painful grasp?
  • The lasses at Purple’s were happy to see the few Tomcat stragglers who made the cross town journey  to that hollowed lounge. New Tomcats were given a brief history lesson of those Tomcats who have been honourably discharged from service and now join the ranks of those pictured in the makeshift hall of fame. ‘There but for the grace of god go I’ was heard more than once, anonymously.
  • In an act of most amazing self control and utter zen like concentration, Youngblood did not get into the Windsor distilled whiskeys while at Purples. The City of Roses wonders how far has its native son has changed.
  • Sparky was missed as were all absent Tomcats. Here’s to week 3, lads. Check the beer schedule for spirits owed.

Tomcats steal to steel city (feat. Fancy Mustards)

Posted by Youngblood on September 29, 2010
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Darek Kowalczykowski is organizing a trip to see the Steelers play on November 21. 1pm…they are playing the LA Raiders.
Enfant stages of planning, but in order to secure a hotel room for the Saturday night, we need to act on it very quickly.
The plan would be to leave Saturday morning around 8 a.m. and get to our hotel rooms…then, some responsible guys would be in charge of securing food for the tail gating party for Sunday…so they would go off to a Meijer’s….(we will stop at Meijer’s on the way to buy beer for our room too, in Michigan, as we cross the boarder, we will also stop at duty free)
So then, once the food is secured and in coolers on ice…we can have a few beverages and maybe hit the town and have dinner some where..maybe have another beer and then hit the sack.
Get up as early as we can, in order to secure a tail gating spot on the Sunday…