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“Every Moment Counts”

Posted by 81rocky on August 29, 2018
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By Harry Ballsonue
 

Soon the boys will be back and soon the fun times begin, Hockey sure, but being buds and sharing a laugh that is what makes Tomcat Tuesday Night Hockey.

I wanted to start with a bright photo, El Choppo, Chico, Sparky and the Matador, if you sliced a piece of Tomcat Cake, if you got these four flavours you would be loving it. Reminder, season starts Tuesday, September 18th. It is a 6:30 start time this year. Please be on time.
Stevo is running the operation on an Acting Capacity, until Rocky gets his lower body injury better. “I sent out an email, everyone should have my texting machine number, if you can’t make it, then please text me, so I know, so I can pass it along to one of the team makers this year”. stated Stevo.
There are four team makers this year. They are, Soupy, Sunny, Matador and Beep. Teams will be made on a rotational basis, one of the four to decide who will make the teams.
Slim Jim has been promoted to full time player this year with that comes the responsibility of being the Minister of Beverages. He along with Tunzie, will make sure Ice is on the beer for everyone to enjoy after hockey, the Tomcats ask that you drink responsibly.
Speaking of Slim Jim, now that he is a full time player, he will be added to the beer list. Along with the beer list (expected to be out soon), he will also bring his initiation case, which we all know is a 24 of MGD in Bottles, we know it, cuz we all paid it. And then his third case, is a case for missing the Tomcat Golf Tournament. “I will bring all three” stated Slim Jim from his summer home in Strathroy, “I missed the golf tournament, which was very lame on my part, so that case of beer is a given, I will bring my regular case, because i am now a full time player and I will bring the MGD cuz that is the initiation case and now that I am a full time Tomcat, my life is complete.” stated a weeping Slim Jim.

Rocky is looking to organize a crew to go in and clean up the hall, if you are interested,
let Rocky know. Remember, working together to make a better Tomcat Tomorrow.

Rocky is indeed looking for helpers to clean up the hall, screw in the metal plates on the walls and to do some other small tasks. Rocky will be sending out some dates and asking for assistance, please consider helping out. Season Starts September 18, so not too many dates available.
Battle Creek Training Camp goes September 11-14.  The Tomcats are going with 10 strong this year. Two more spots could be considered if you are interested, you are asked to contact Stevo.
At the start of the season, $50 is the cost to each player this year, it gives you, your first night of free hockey and a beautiful ’start of the season’ gift. Goalies, yes you pay and it gives you the opportunity for the players to whisk balls past you all year long.
It is the Tomcats 30th season, remember it all started in 1989, (look at your clothing) and next year is 2019.
BREAKING NEWS…
At the time of writing this blog, we were advised that Cribzie would not be playing this year. I am trying to confirm this information. It is not known why, Tomcats are expected to make a comment to the press in the next day or two. Watch, Sportsnet or TSN for any updates, but I repeat, Cribzie out of the Tomcat lineup this year, is what we are being told.
Hey, While you are checking out the picture of the Matador and saying to yourself ‘man he is handsome man’, do you think I could put my Harry Ballsnoue.

Tomcats know how to party!

Posted by 81rocky on August 22, 2018
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A great turnout of Tomcats at Rocky’s summer bash. Not all stayed late enough for the picture below. Ghost Crossing performed as well.  Another great event!

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RIDEHER CUP A RESOUNDING SUCCESS

Posted by 81rocky on August 14, 2018
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RIDEHER CUP A RESOUNDING SUCCESS

August 13, 2018

By Dick Fitzwell

The first ever Ride Her Cup tournament was held on August 6, 2018 at the Deer Run Golf and Country Club. It was a grudge match between the Sea Lion Shamrocks and Stevo’s Black Aces. The Shamrock’s prevailed downing the Black Aces 14-9.

Black Aces; May Day, Bunny, Hatchie, Stevo, The Howler and Little Bird

Shamrocks: Big Poppa, Chevy, Sealion, Sheepdog, The Rake and Snowpants

The format was Alternate Shot, Two Man Scramble ( not to be confused with Best Ball for the critics who piss and moan about the time of day), and Match Play.

Barriers Broken

The Howler, who was making her tournament debut with the Gordon’s gang was the first female ever to compete in a formerly all-male event. “We are an inclusive and diverse league”, stated Commissioner May Day. “The Howler was very impressive. Great team mate, superior golf etiquette and I would welcome her back next year”, added Hatchie, who was also a Black Aces team member. The Howler defeated the Rake in match play. “Considering we made her tee off from the tips and the rake was teeing off from the front tees, this was impressive”, stated Black Aces captain Stevo.

The Howler was named tournament MVP, despite not playing for the winning team. “I was honored to play in this event. I advocate for women everywhere and being included in this tournament is a big step for women’s rights. I had a great time out there”, said the Howler.

Shamrocks Victorious

Sea Lion Shamrocks beat the Black Aces by 9 points …” This is the best day of my life “..stated Captain Sea Lion.

Commissioner presents the ‘Ride Her Cup’ to Team Captain Sea Lion ..” this turned out to be a great day …I thank all participants for playing …maybe we will have 16 next year and get two new Captains”. Stated the Commissioner

With the exception of the Howler cleaning the Rake’s clock and May Day narrowly defeating Chevy, the Shamrocks prevailed and were deserving champions. “I am extremely proud of my team”, said an emotional Shamrock’s captain Sea Lion. “Even when Snowpants went down on one knee for the national anthem and refused to wear a green shirt, somehow we found a way to win. Sheep Dog and Craw were the anchors of this crew”, said a happy Seal Lion.

Craw and Sheep Dog were not available to reporters after the match as no interpreters were available to translate.

Hatchie and May Day have been named captains for next year’s tournament and details will follow. One suggestion was not to have the alternate shot on the first nine.

LITTLE BIRD’S FLIGHT PATTERN OFF THE MARK

Posted by 81rocky on August 1, 2018
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August 1, 2018

By Dick Fitzwell

The Gordon’s Gin League was back in action on July 30th at Sutton Creek. The star studded line – up included Stevo, Seal Lion, May Day, Bunny, Sheep Dog and Little Bird.

Sealion had a great day on the course on Monday and was awarded by getting to play with Sheep Dog’s cock ring…

About 1:15, the guys were wondering where Little Bird was. The 1:30 tee time was fast approaching. May Day sent Little Bird a text asking if he was still playing. Little Bird had apparently flown to the wrong golf course, ending up at Belle View.

Little Bird left Belle View at 1:20, took the most direct route, as the crow flies, and ended up teeing off with his group. “I did that with a doctor once. I had an appointment with the urologist and ended up in a gynecologist’s office. I didn’t realize it until I asked the doctor why my legs were up in the stir ups”, said Little Bird. Little Bird was fined one pitcher of beer by the Sea Lion.

The golf tour continued on Monday with a motley crew attending ..Stevo , Sea Lion, May Day, Bunny and Sheep Dog and of course Little Bird, who instead of being at Sutton Creek went to Belleview Golf and Country Club. Little Bird was photo shopped in ! ( Next week Little Bird …Deer Run )

Scores for the day were Stevo, 80, Sea Lion 81, May Day 90, Sheep Dog, 73, Bunny, 74 and Little Bird 76. Little Bird also shot a 40 for 9 at Belle View.

With the up coming Ride Her Cup, Blonde Bombshell Golfer Candy was on the practice green. “I love the dirty growler golf league and I’m looking forward to the Ride Her Cup, can I be a prize?”, Candy asked.

The fellas are gearing up for the league’s tournament Monday at Deer Run. Tickets are sold out.

Rocky, Chico, Crow and Stevo

Posted by 81rocky on July 18, 2018
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By Harry Ballsonue

In a medical press release by the Windsor Tomcats, it was announced yesterday that Rocky’s ‘lower body injury’ is not healing as quickly as the medical staff thought it would, so another MRI’s has been ordered and at this very moment, Rocky is a doubtful starter for the September 18 opening night of the 2018-2019 season.
Chico has indicated that he is hoping he can play full time this year and is just waiting or some details to be worked out with his son’s baseball schedule.  It certainly would be nice to have Chico back in the fold, playing goalie or playing out, his contagious smile is a welcome any Tuesday night on stage and on the Kapusta Kow floor. Let’s keep our fingers crossed for Chico’s return.
Crow has signed a two year deal to play in Europe with AKA Bargirl.
Stevo…The Tomcats can’t shake this guy.  He started to take on a lessor role with the Tomcats and then found himself running the organization when Rocky went down with an injury, it looks like he might be back at the helm for the start of the 2018/19 season.  “Its like the line from Godfather 2, “Just when I thought I was out, they pull me back in,” stated Stevo.
It’s the 30th year anniversary this year of the Windsor Tomcats, Rocky is looking to you for suggestions on how to celebrate this momentous occasion.  Your Input is Important, so please give it some thought and let Rocky know.  The BoD have some ideas in play already which include a special event and commemorative gift.
Terror and others who are thinking of attending Toronto Maple Leaf hockey games this year, are asked to go to 41 other possibilities and not the one on Saturday February 23, 2019. That is the Tomcat Tournament date so mark the tournament date down today.
From the President
I hope my fellow Tomcats are enjoying the summer thus far. It won’t be long now before we are back at the Kapusta, so enjoy your free Tuesday evenings while they last.  This season marks a great milestone for the Tomcats…30 years and going strong!  We’ll look for ways to build our 30 year legacy into this season, but as Harry noted, if you have any ideas, let me know.
The Tomcats are looking to have a “clean up” day at the Kapusta some weekend morning in August. This gives us a chance to get into the facilities and make small repairs, and get the place ready for the season. There is some discussion about stripping and re-waxing the floor so more to come. We will need a few good Tomcats to volunteer to make this happen.
Outside of that, we are looking forward to another year of clean hockey and good laughs over beer on stage.
Finally, Mrs. Rocky and I are holding our annual “Splash Bash” pool party on Saturday,  August 18th, 4pm onward. Any Tomcat is welcome to attend. Ghost Crossing will perform a small set of songs. BYOB, no glass, bring a dish to pass (BBQ food provided), come ready to swim and adults only.  Let me know if you plan on attending.
Yours in all things Tomcats,
Rocky
And while you are checking out the picture and saying to yourself, gee that Rocky looks handsome, do you think I could put my Harry Ballsonue.

SHEEP DOG JOINS GORDON’S LEAGUE – CHEVY INJURED AT CANADA DAY BBQ

Posted by 81rocky on July 4, 2018
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By Dick Fitzwell

July 4, 2018

The Gordon’s Gin League was back in action on July 2, 2018. The boys played the very prestigious Willow Ridge Golf and Country Club in Blenheim, ON. It was a beautiful day for golf.

Fans welcomed Chrispy with a big ovation and the commissioner also signed Sheep Dog for the remainder of the season. Sheep Dog is now off for the summer. He teaches English in Saudi Arabia during the school year. “I love teaching in Saudi. If a kid is caught with a cell phone in class, they just cut his hands off. The Windsor/Essex School Board allows kids to have their cell phones at school”, said Sheep Dog.

Chevy who was scheduled to play withdrew because of an injury he sustained at his annual Canada Day BBQ held at his estate in Amherstburg. Sources say Chevy tweaked something while climbing a 50 foot flag pole with the Canadian flag. Sources describe it as an upper body injury. We wish Chevy a speedy recovery.

Scores for the day were Chrispy 67, Sea Lion 71, Sheep Dog 73, Stevo 75, Bunny 77, Bundura 78 and May Day 79.

“I couldn’t put two good shots together in a row”, said May Day. “I will be calling my coach, hitting the range and try and figure this out”.

The guys will either be at Sutton Creek or Belle View next week.

Announcements:

The annual Gordon’s Gin Tournament will be held on August 6, 2018. A Ryder Cup format will be used over 27 holes of golf. In other words 9 holes, two man scramble, 9 holes, alternate shot and 9 holes match play. Don’t miss out on this exciting day. Let May Day know by July 13th if you are interested in playing. Costing to be announced soon.

Congratulations

Our congratulations go out to Mr. and Mrs. Turk, whose son, Turk Jr. was married this past Saturday to his lovely bride Sheena. Several Tomcats were in attendance and the ceremony and reception were lovely.

Commissioner May Day with his Bride former Miss Malta 1981 in Attendence at Turks son wedding

“I have no idea who she is…she recognized from Ghost Crossing said she was a huge fan and brought me drinks….danced with me and told me funny jokes …I think I’m in love “ stated Hollywood

And hey, whatever became of Miami?

TOUR SUSPENDS PLAY JUNE 25 BUT THERE IS A TON GOING ON

Posted by 81rocky on June 29, 2018
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  • By Dick Fitzwell AP

Tilbury ON: The Gordon’s Gin league was off on June 25, 2018 as many of the pros had stuff going on. I will try and catch our fans up as to what has been going on the past few weeks.

June 15, 2018 – Tomcat Open

The Tomcat Open was held at Sutton Creek on June 18, 2018. Snowpants did an amazing job organizing the event. He was literally the Chief Cook and Bottle Washer. Snowpants was at the course at 5:30 am grooming the greens and selecting pin placements for the day. At 8:00 am, he runs over and sets up the registration table. At 8:30 Am, Snowpants holds a meeting with the staff at Sutton Creek. He basically laid down the law and told the staff every Tomcat should be given the Red Carpet treatment.

At 8:45 am, limousines started arriving and Tomcats were greeted by boisterous fans as they got ready for their yearly golf outing.

Snowpants gave his annual welcome speech at 8:55 am and the boys were then directed over to the 1st hole where Tunzie had a mobile photo studio set up to take pictures of the foursomes.

Great job by Snowpants and thanks to Tunzie for taking the photos. They will be life long memories.

The Ride Home

May Day was in charge of the Bucko Bus as it picked up and dropped off players Stevo, Bucko, The Big Easy, and Hatchie. With Hatchie in the rig, who needs a GPS? “His directions to and from the course were the best directions I ever followed. Better than MapQuest”, said May Day. “I was impressed. Hatchie even knew the start and end dates for construction and even knew what company won the successful bid”, said Stevo.

First drop off was the Big Easy. As you probably guessed, he lives on Easy Street in Tecumseh. The Big Easy’s fine family was home to greet him as he returned from a gruelling day of golf. Bucko and May Day met the family for the first time. The Big Easy’s wife, Sweet Feet and daughters Paris and Nicky were on hand to greet the guys when they pulled in. Paris is engaged to Ned, Stevo’s son. The Big Easy and Stevo signed a pre-arranged marriage contract when the kids were 7. “I couldn’t ask for a better son in law in Ned”, said the Big Easy. Look for a Wedding Bans announcement soon.

Next, it was off to Hatchie’s place. Hatchie’s dog Bandit was home to greet the guys. Hatchie treated the boys to some cold beer and major league baseball on the big screen in his garage. “It’s a Belle River thing”, said Hatchie of the big screen in the garage. “But it really brings the community together. There must have been 75 people here watching game 7 a few weeks back”.

“Hatchie really knows how to be a host. He actually offered me his last pepperette”, said May Day. “I was almost in tears”.

A thanks to Hatchie for the car wash gift certificates he provided the guys as a parting gift. What a guy.

June 18, 19 & 20th

The annual Bundura tour was held in London, ON and the boys were at Otter Creek, Forest City National and Firerock. A great time was had by all and most of the guys are looking forward to the Battle Creek trip in the fall. Lots of stories but everybody is sworn to secrecy so details are under a publication ban.

July 2, 2018

The league is resuming play at Willow Ridge in Blenheim on July 2, 2018. Fan favorite Chrispy is joining the pros for the first time with the appearance, he qualifies for the year end banquet.Get there early if you want an autograph.

 

And hey, whatever became of Crow?

If a pig loses it’s voice, is it disgruntled?

Posted by 81rocky on June 16, 2018
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 By Harry Ballsonue
“Why isn’t the number 11 pronounced unity one” A Question for the ages
 
June 15 the annual Tomcat Golf Tournament took place and Hicksee won with an easy 69. “It is an honour to win this tournament, I won two years ago and today, I get to bring the Pantolon de Neige Jug home for a year,  love the Tomcats” Hicksee said weeping.

Last years champion hands the Pantelon de Neige Cup to this years champion Hicksee

“It is a fantastic tournament and I love playing in it, I look forward to this event every year” state Bagz.

Snowpants does a tremendous job organizing the event, but what is that spewing from his head?

Snowpants does a fantastic job, this year everyone had a swag bag on their golf cart seat and then after dinner he drew names and guys won different prizes.  Special thanks go out to prize contributors. Kamikaze, Chevy, Ghost Crossing, Rocky and the Tomcats and Razor “I appreciate everything that is donated to me, and every golfer benefits from the generosity of the prize contributors”, stated Snowpants.
You can see the leader board and where players finished, Slim Jim, who was suppose to be at the tournament never showed up, when asked about it, he indicated, in full honesty that he forgot about the event all together.  The Tomcat Golf Committee  (the TGC) had a ruling in place and announced that Slim Jim would be fined a case of beer for his oversight and that he was is to bring the beer to a Tuesday night of hockey in either week, 2,3 or 4.  “This is a PGA sanctioned event and we can’t have guys just forgetting about it”, stated a confused La Bamba, “How do you simply just forget about such a great and magnificent event”, La Bamba further added.
Non Tomcats are permitted to play and the field saw Tiny and Hatchie in the line up, “What a great bunch of fellows, I will come back every year, if they will have me”. Hatchie stated.
“It would be nice to see Hatchie come out and play on a Tuesday night “ quipped The Rake and added, “He appears to be Tomcat material”.
Hatchie who was going to organize a further 9 holes with everyone just wearing flip flops and bringing only 3 clubs was actually approached and asked if he was indeed going to organize an additional 9 holes.  He was asked, “Are you not a member here”, to which Hatchie responded, “Member is a strong word, I play in a league here”. Hatchie stated and everyone at the table laughed. 9 additional holes were not played.
In a surprise golf announcement Snowpants stated that the Tomcat Golf Tournament event next year would be a 2 man scramble and that it would be held on a Saturday to which the crowd ooooed but excepted the new format.  “Rocky the new President felt that it was time to change it up and make it something different, so next year a two man scramble will be the format”, stated Snowpants to the Tomcat golfers.  He then spoke to the media after the awards ceremony during the dance, but had nothing further to add.
The format would be a two man scramble with the Ferranti Formula put in place, where (if 24 golfers were playing) 12 top golfers, on the day of the tournament would then select the bottom 12 golfers, from a hat,  “You would not know who you were golfing with until  the day of, how cool is that”, stated May Day.
Again, Kudo’s to Snowpants for a great great job, to St. Felix (Patron Saint of Floor Hockey) for making sure the weather was spectacular and to all the golfing participants.
And whilst you are thinking about  why 11 is not pronounced  onety one, think about this, if it’s true that we are here to help others then what exactly are the others here for? While thinking about these things do you think I could put my Harry Ballsonue.

A Parrot a Sea Lion and What a Bunny Saw

Posted by 81rocky on June 12, 2018
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by Harry Ballsonue

“This is a game of misses. The guy who misses the best is going to win” Ben Hogan
The Mr. Gordon’s Dirty Growler Windsor Tomcat Golf League (MGDGWTG) played Sutton Creek this week. A fantastic day of golf was had by all. The weather has a
lot to do with the day and the day was beautiful with a slight wind, on the last 3 holes. 3 Birdies in the foursome today, which meant, Honey Bourbon made an appearance, (Mr. Gordon always hates being shown up).

 

Participants this week, were Sea Lion, Cribzie, Stevo and Bunny. Not much is known about Bunny, so here is some tidbits information that you can mark down and talk to him about on the next Dirty Growler League Night. Bunny was a one time Tomcat who was
a speedster. He use to score quite a few goals and is listed as number 14 in ‘all time scoring for the Tomcats’, often compared to Guy LeFleur. He played for the Tomcats from 1989 to 2001 and then just walked away from the game never to return. He owns a parrot named Sid. He told me that he had a choice between
a parrot and Little Bird. (League golfer) I asked him why he picked the parrot and he said that Sid shits in two spots, so he puts a towel down for the parrot, with Little Bird, “I know he would just
shit everywhere, so I went with the parrot”. Stated Bunny. A Parrot can live up to 30 years old, “I have had Sid for 10 years now, so he has 20 more years to go, I guess it’s like being married,
 I’m stuck with Sid for another 20”, stated a smiling Bunny.
This week the US Open is at Shinnecock which is in Suffolk County New York, Sea Lion mentioned, “The Tomcats have Cougar Bush as one of their course names, but to go in line with Sinnecock another good name would be Shiney Cock,” a beaming Sea Lion touted.

The Windsor Tomcat golf tournament is this Friday, June 15. Sutton Creek advertises it on their serviette dispenser. (expect a number of hockey fans to come out to see Chevy, Snowpants, The Rake and of course defending Tomcat Golf Champion, the winner of the Pantalon de Neige Cup, Soupy.)

The league has really taken off from last year to this year. It is not just Belle View Golf and Country Club as you know….

Commish is looking at doing something very special on Civic Holiday weekend, 27 holes at a course not played before by the MGDGWTG, you want to check your emails for that
day.
While you are checking out the turf rider club and wondering where you could get a club like that, do you think I could put my Harry Ballsonue.

PEROGIES TO GO – RICKY FOWLER AND DANNY THE GROWLER

Posted by 81rocky on June 7, 2018
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By Dick Fitzwell

June 6, 2018

Before we get to the Gordon’s Gin blog of the week, I have to tell you the Windsor Tomcats were out in full force for the Kapusta Open at Ambassador on June 2, 2018.  Razor was out sporting an outfit hand sown by his tailor, Scruff. “I only wear these outfits once and then donate them to the Children’s Wish Foundation”, said Razor. Notable Tomcats in the Kapusta Open included Razor, Chevy, Sea Lion, Bundura, Stevo, May Day, Cribzee, Turk, Snowpants and former Tomcat speedster, Bunny.

Mr. Gordon also made an appearance both on the golf course and at the banquet. “Mr. Gordon is always with me”, said the Bundura. The Sea Lion said he was under strict orders to bring Mrs. Sea Lion one perogy. So what does he use for a go bag? An empty plastic cup. “I can get 4 perogies and 3 cabbage rolls into the cup. I will do anything for Mrs. Sea Lion”, said the Sea Lion.

He was right, 4 perogies and 3 cabbage rolls fit quite nicely into the cup with room to spare for a shot of gin.

“I won enough Kapusta hats for every Tomcat”, said a beaming Snowpants.

Best prize won at the Kapusta Open was a rectal thermometer by Stevo. “I have been stuck on many occasions with a high fever and no thermometer. Now I’m good to go”, said a happy Stevo.

The boys were back at Belle View on Monday for regular Gordon’s Gin action. After coming off a 7 hour, twenty five minute round at Sutton Creek the week before. May Day, Bunny, Sea Lion and Stevo played a 3 hour, 45 minute round. “Way better this week. I will give Sutton Creek one more chance but another round like last week and I’m never going back there”, said May Day. “Three guys in wheel chairs playing from the tips is unacceptable”, said the distinguished commissioner.

May Day wowed the gallery with his trickery. His second shot on number 10 literally bounced off the pond scum and onto the grass in front of the green and his second shot at the par 5 17thbounced off a one inch railing on the bridge into the fairway leaving him in good shape.

Scores were Bunny 65, Sea Lion 67, Stevo 69 and May Day a one over 73.

Sea Lion, Stevo, Commish May Day and Bunny on the Growler your …” an incredible day to be playing with these three Legends,” stated Bunny.

Puma sports recently signed the Sea Lion to a lucrative sponsorship deal. “If it’s good enough for Ricky Fowler, its good enough for Danny the Growler”, said the Sea Lion.

Announcements – Tomact Open goes June 15th at Sutton Creek. Should be a good day. Contact Snowpants for details. Also, if you want a hot selling Kapusta hat, Snowpants will be handing them out at the Tomcat Open. They are great at the beach. Chick Magnets.

June 11th – We will be playing Sutton Creek. Shooting for a tee time in the morning so we can be home by 10:00PM. Watch for the e-mail.

June 13th – Ghost Crossing will be performing Wednesday June 13th at The Lion’s Head Tavern.  It is the last stop on the 2018 Summer Tour so come out and listen to this Tomcat-riddled band!  7pm start.

And hey, whatever became of Crazy Legs?

 

Annual Board of Director’s Meeting Press Release

Posted by 81rocky on June 4, 2018
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So it has been a month since the BoD meeting, and it a took a while for the meeting minutes and follow-up items to be approved and sorted out.  Here are the details:

Attendees:

Rocky, Snowpants, Sparky, Doc, Kamikaze, Soupy and Slim Jim

Sunny and Doc were late cancellations, but provided feedback.  As well, Hollywood was not able to attend due to work commitments but also provided input before and after.

  • Soupy and Kamikaze officially added as BoD members (to go along with Rocky, Hollywood, Sparky, Doc, Sunny and Snowpants).  These guys are always involved and care for the organization…just made sense.  Congrats boys!
  • Start of year cost will be $50.  Tuesday nights will remain $5.  The Tomcats have had a rent increase for the first time so these costs will be manageable based on the numbers here.  A start-of-year gift will be included with the $50.
  • Look back at this year’s play.  The BoD thought the play was, for the most part, clean and fair this year.  However, “stick swinging” was discussed and concern (swinging the stick to make a play at the ball).  This will not be tolerated going forward and will be discussed at start of season.  Any infractions will be called out and a fine levied to the player.  On this note – when any call is made on the floor, any member of the BoD making the call is considered the final call and will be accepted by all.  No exceptions.
  • Rule Clarifications:
    • 5 seconds behind the net after goalie save or dead ball. The safety zone is the “key area” behind the net and does not extend to the corners or the entire width of the surface behind the net.
    • Ball out of bounds – dead ball and goes to opposite team.  Rule applies even if touched by a player on the bench.  Any player on the bench  intentionally touching a ball out of bounds will be spoken to.
    • High Stick – the stick should not contact the ball at or above the cross-bar height.  Anything in between a players elbow or shoulder may get called.
    • Slap shots – Maximum height is the players hip/waist area.  Anything above that can and should be called a slap shot.
  •  Tournament 2019:
    • Captains – Rocky, Sunny, Tonto and Snowpants
    • We will use original format just like this past season – play everyone once, 2 periods, 12 min each
  • Last night of hockey before Christmas – Considering a Legends vs. Rookie night (basically figure out the median tenure and have the newer guys play the guys who have been around for a while)
  • Still looking to find a couple of new guys, especially a goalie if possible.  Goalies will always be a concern since if we cannot have two for sure each night, we are screwed.
  • August – Looking to have some Tomcat volunteers to have a “Clean up” day at the Kapusta to get things ready for the season, make a few repairs.  We may also offer to strip and wax the floors, and have the costs deducted from our 2018-2019 rent.
  • We will be reaching out in July to find out your commitment for the upcoming season.

That is all for now.  Enjoy your summer and see everyone in September.  We start up Tuesday, September 18, 2018 at 6:30p sharp

Yours in all thing ball hockey,

Rocky