By Harry Ballsonue
“I don’t believe in New Year’s resolutions. I think if you want to change something, change it today and don’t wait until the New Year.” Georgina Bloomberg
Hope everyone is eating healthy now, after the turkey, mashed potatoes and gravy. You should now be eating berries, salmon, beans and legumes, some pasta, bananas, nuts and cruciferous vegetables.
Tomcats just want to keep you in the loop with the goings and comings of the organization. First night back in 2020 is January 14. The draft goes on Tuesday January 21, 2020. Captains are Jingles, Bulldog, Chico and Stevo. All have hockey acumen.
Have you signed up for the tournament? If not, contact Kamikaze or Soupy, don’t delay, do today.
Tomcats may show case some players on the first night.
CHRISTMAS PARTY MEMORIES:
LIZARD MAY NEED A NEW NAME:
I am being told the Windsor Tomcats will pay a Tomcat for two nights of hockey if he comes up with a new appropriate name for the Lizard. “The Lizard was just something that was thrown out there for the sake of the blog, but a better name is needed. There was this back up quarterback in the NFL, he had long hair, his name is Charlie Whitehurst and he use to stand on the sideline and hold a clipboard and so they called him ‘Clipboard Jesus’, now that’s cool. We need something like that,” stated Rocky.
So if you got a name submit it to Rocky and all the names will be taken and a vote will be held on stage after hockey. Till then, the Lizard is the Lizard.
Which brings me to the Sea Lion, should his name be changed to the Champ? He has had the ’Sea Lion’ moniker for 24 years….Love to hear your feed back, let Rocky know in an email.
“May all your troubles last as long as your New Year’s resolutions!” Joey Adams
What are cruciferous vegetables you ask, they are cauliflower, cabbage, kale, garden cress, boy chow, broccoli and my favourite Brussels sprouts, and while you are thinking, I don’t think I have ever had garden cress do you think I could put my Harry Ballsonue?
Windsor Tomcats 
I will through out the name “Patrice” because he does everything so well.
Just my 2 cents LOL