Windsor Tomcats

By Harry Ballsonue

“In life there is the known and there is the unknown and in between there are the Doors”
Jimmy Morrison

Rocky Wings: Rocky, Soupy, Jingles, Matador, Razor and the Rake
Hollywood Hookers: Hollywood, Tunes, Sparky, Ogie, Falcon and Mez
Cribzie’s War Pigs: Cribzie, Chevy, Stevo, Snowpants, the Turk, Doc and Skippy.

The Rocky Wings take the Mini with 3 wins and finish with a plus 1. The Hollywood Hookers finish a close (but no Cigar Razor) second, with 4 points and a plus one. The Warpigs, 2 points and a despicable minus 5. “It was a good mini, close, you can’t complain about that” indicated Sparky, who played like Bobby Orr.

“I got some shots off, but just could not hit the net,” stated a frustrated Chevy. “I thought by me coming late and the schedule maker making the different schedule, that really helped us out a great deal. For us to win the whole thing, well, I guess I deserve all the credit,” indicated a beaming a Jingles.

The organizers of Tomcat Hockey would like to remind everyone that hockey, on Tuesday nights starts at 6:30. When you leave the stage at 9:30 you have 165 hours to prepare for that and to be on time.

The three star selection as selected by La Bamba, 3rd star, the Falcon, the second star, Ogie and the First star, Tunes.

“I thought all three played very very well”, stated Doc and added, “Falcon made save after save after save”. Doc concluded.

“The new kid, Tunes, really knows his hockey, positionally he is very strong”, stated Mez.

Speaking of Mez, he went down like a sack of potatoes and reports from the Tomcat dressing room is that he has a lower body injury and is questionable for next week.

Sally Schneider, Molly Cleaver and Chico on a night out after Tuesday Night Hockey.

It should be noted that Chico was not in the line up this week and one can only imagine what he was up to. And speaking of missing Tomcats, Crow, plays very little, but yet is called the franchise player of the Tomcats, I wonder if we could get to see him come out more before the Christmas break. “He is the greatest player I have ever seen play, I’m amazed every time he touches that ball”, indicated an adoring Matador.

Crow ha snot been a full-time Tomcat this year because he has been spending time in Chicago at the Playboy mansion with his boy Hugh.

Next week only Bulldog, Mez, La Bamba and Falcon are not in the line up. Hollywood has been given the nod to play net and Chico will be asked as well. Stevo looks ok to play and will no doubt play.

Tomcats looking to bolster the line up have been sniffing around ex Tomcat Spanky to come out. Word out on the streets is that Spanky is very interested and could very well see his first action in years next week. You want to tune in for that one….

Super Solid completed by the three stars tonight, Tunes, for no reason what so ever, brings a 12 pack of Coors Light….(watch for him to get another call up) Ogie, who played two weeks in a row, brings in a 24 of Old Milwaukee for no reason and The Falcon, brings in crackers and Kielbasa. Is there more solid guys out there? These guys are rocks…Tomcat boulders. Thanks guys, you make the Tomcat world go round and round.

Hey Spanky, if you are really coming out next week, whilst you are up on stage getting dressed for the games andlooking all around and not recognizing a lot of the faces, can I put my Harry Ballsonue.