COACH – Hey Skippy, GM wants to see you after practice.
SKIPPY – Ok – (he heads upstairs to the GM’s office)
GM – Hey Skippy I have good news and bad news, what do you want 1st?
SKIPPY: Doesn’t matter
GM: The good news is the Skipjacks want to keep you, but then again you own the team. The bad news is the Tomcats see us going in a different direction and effective immediately, you have been released. The Tomcats would like to thank you for your service and wish you well in your future endeavors.
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Skippy is seen feverishly texting his agent Yurihandonmykak or whatever the fuck his name is.
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Two hours later in the Tomcat Room…
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GM – We let Skippy go. His agent and some guys who pay on that Minor League team he owns were driving me insane and my Bullshit Meter is real fucking sensitive anymore.
COACH: Thank goodness – These fucking goalies are driving me crazy. They all want to be Coach, GM and President. I don’t fucking get these players anymore.
GM – Let’s have an MGD
COACH – Let’s have two.
Windsor Tomcats 
Tom and Mary congratulated us on the birth of our daughter.His looks are always funny.she has been cranky all day.hind your light under a bushel.I am a football fan.The cupboards in her kitchen were full of things she did not need.The cupboards in her kitchen were full of things she did not need.I don’t think you are right.Take me to the airport£¬please.I’m sure we can get you a great good deal