Hello fellow Tomcats and members of Tomcat Nation. Sunny checking in with my off
season report.
The off season has been busy starting with a 2 week trip to Petrolia with fellow
Petrolians Lovie Edgar and Soupy Salaris. Together we conducted a 1 week hockey camp
which was very well received. The mayor of Petrolia, Pizza Pete Salaris would love to
have a Charity game pitting the Tomcats against the local Hard Oilers and area pig
farmers. I told him I would table it with the board. The mayor had one request that
was to inform him in advance if Junior Poisson would be attending so they would have
time to
find a safe place for all the elderly woman as his penchant for Grandmothers is well
documented and legendary!
Lovie, Soupy and myself spent the second week making appearances speaking with
children. One group of children clutching brooms and wearing knee pads were a little
upset that our minister of floor sweeping and pyrotechnics was not coming. We
promised them that we would bring him along next year. The kids were ecstatic to hear
and their mothers screamed in orgasmic pleasure! We were also guests at a charity
golf tourney that supports a cause dear to all Tomcats. All funds generated went to
help woman struggl
ing to find the funds for breast augmentation surgery.
Currently I am in Tibet hiking and soul searching. While filling up my water bottle
at a natural spring, the word Sunny came from behind me in the most peaceful and
serene voice I have ever heard. As I turned there he was standing before me with arms
outstretched saying “Sunny, from the Tomcats, right!” It was the Dalai Lama
himself! I was speechless! He invited me to his palace in the mountains. I bowed my
head and accepted his gracious offer.
Once inside his palace I was handed an ice cold MGD and given a satisfactory nod from
this great man. We walked through a doorway and there it was…a Tomcat shrine!
Pictures of all my fellow Tomcats were everywhere! One shrine stood alone at the back
wall. It was the Stevo Shrine,complete with pictures and quotes as well as a life
size cardboard cut out!
The Dalai Lama said that Stevo’s code of ethics is now how he and the Tibetan monks
try to live their lives! He said the next time he is Canada he would like to come to
the Kapusta Kow to watch a game but more importantly to talk with Stevo and the
Tomcats to start the process of teaching the Tomcat way of life to the world! I have
spent the last week trying to fill the Dalai Lamas appetite for Tomcat stories and
insight while he mends my spirit!
See you all at training camp and keep a tight ass boys!
Tomcats Forever,
Sunny
Nice blog Sunny! I knew you were a thinking man’s Tomcat. Very funny stuff.