Windsor Tomcats

By Harry Ballsonue

“Started Late and Finished Early”, sounds like a sexual encounter I had recently, but what it really was, was a late start getting going for the Mini Tournament and then the Black Attack (who had no attack at all) did not play the last game, leaving the Mini Tournament in Limbo with a very frustrated team Captain of the White Knights,  Hurricane. “What is up with that, (Black Attack not wanting to play)” Hurricane asked, “First my prodigy Chevy does not show up, after I had picked him and now we can’t beat black by 5 goals and win this Mini”. Hurricane stated, all red faced.

Both the Yellow Jackets and the White Knights ended up tying in the Mini…a first time occurrence.

The three stars on the night, as selected by La Bamba:  3) Crow, 2) Falcon 1) Killer.

“I thought Killer had a stellar performance out there, he was way better than Crow, Sunny and Lovie all put together”, stated May Day.

Killer, brought 12 MGD, scored 9 goals, had 8 assists and was the first star.

Only two weeks remain in the 2011-2012 season, April 10 and April 17 and then the Out Door Classic being hosted by Bulldog. 6 PM start on that day, as the facility is only rented to 8pm.

June 22 is the golf outing. It looks like the Golf Committee will be able to buy beer from the Tomcats for the Golf tournament, so the price will be $50 for golf, $10.00 for food (Slovakii night in Canada) and $6-7 bucks for beer and Rye.  “We will have beer left over from the Tomcats and will buy the left over beer for the golf tournament, so guys can just pay me for that and then they don’t have to bring anything”. An excited Snowpants had said and then added, “We are trying to get back on Seven Lakes and I am disguising my voice and using a different name when I am talking to them, so far it seems to be working.” Snowpants concluded.

Next week, the Tomcats will be holding their NHL Play Off Pool, cost is $11.00.  Come prepared. (Stevo, don’t pick any Leafs!!!) And Speaking of Hockey Pools, the only race in the regular season pool, will be for either second or third.  Right now Zabba holds 2^nd by 13 points and Crow holds third by 12. Sparky and Hurricane are both hoping for strong finishes to sneak into third.

During the ‘Picking’, in the Playoff Pool, can I put my Harry Ballsonue?