Windsor Tomcats

(harry palm Press):
 
It’s almost Saturday Bitches, and I’m sure with the constant reminders from the Commish, along with the unwritten man rule in Tomcat lore that no blood will actually be spilt.  Tears of both joy, and shame however are a different story all together.  First tear I may see is with the unveiling of the new Tomcat jersey, a jersey which hasn’t dreamt of a revamp may be steppin into the next millennium.  Rumour has it Skippy is also going to be sporting some new dudes, and unfortunately I can’t confirm it will be the replacement of his MC HAMMER pants.  With the Vegas odds set – which doesn’t include a Polka King repeat, despite the fact two brothers will be patrolling the floor together – I’m throwing my hat in for the following teams destiny: (In Alphabetical order):
 
BLOODS : 0-3
JETS: 2-1
KINGS: 1-2
WINGS: 3-0
 
Bold predictions indeed, and come Saturday we’ll see just how accurate I am.  I just figure with the early start I see an upset in the Wings winning the early game.  After the full team picture I expect the play to really pick up.  For the record – Wings over the Jets, Kings over the Bloods, Wings over the Bloods, Jets over the Kings, Wings over the Kings, and Jets over the Bloods.  Sorry, but not nearly smart enough to figure what that means for playoffs, but it would not surprise me to see the Wings and Bloods in the final.  Even if I am way off my rocker – which is likely with the pool of talent on each squad, some things are for certain, like a sell out crowd, and stellar hockey.  After the dust has settled, I look forward to seeing which hot waitress at Purples harry will try to put his BALLSON.  Me, I’m Yurri, and to all the ladies at Purples, I encourage you to place your HANZONMECAC.
 
Yurri (From harry Palm Press Inc).