(Article by Yuri HANZONMECACAK – Warsaw assoc press)
Tomcat fans have I got fantastic news for you, a confidential source indicated they recently overheard a private meeting with the Tomcat Commissioner and an unidentified party. According to the source ticket holders to the Tuesday December 21st game (The last game of the regular 2010 Season) will indeed get to see a mini tournament with three teams competing.
The source further indicated that due to the large number of Tomcat players attending, the commisssioner decided to split the players (Based on skill level to keep the games as even as possible), into three teams, who will then face off against one another. All the source knew for certain is the three goalies, who will be Razor, Eagle, and Skippy. Good news for Skippy the alternate, whom also heard of the leaked tournament and indicated he was hoping to have a better game than the previous week, and prove he is capable of playing in the elite league with the Tomcats.
Current odds makers (Not having access to the remainder of the team players) have already placed betting at 3-1 for Eagle taking the mini tourny, 2-1 for razor, and 10-1 for Skippy.
Apparently the half time show may consist of Snowpants, Stevo the Commiss, and other Tomcat celebrities performing their favourite Christmas karaoke songs for the fans. Make no mistake, this foreign reporter is going to do what it takes to cover this game…..
Until I use my forged media credentials again, Yuri HANZONMECACAK
Windsor Tomcats 
I have to show my disappointment that a forward (eagle) will be taking my place in goal that night. Maybe I’ll still show up just for the pizza and beer.
Falcon