Windsor Tomcats

by Heywood Jewblowmee

High above in the press box, I sit and cover the Hellcats and the Blackcats of the Tomcats. I watched last night as the Hellcats, dressed in their traditional Whites…made some pretty passes and crashed the net to score and score and score.

The Black cats tried to be fancy, the other guy waited for the other guy to make the play. That does not work, it needs to be a team effort.

After missing two weeks, with a moustache concussion, after the Hit from Snowpants ‘Battleship’ Ferranti, Mike Menzel was like a brick wall, stopping a ton of shots from Lovie, Stevo, Jingles and Shamus.

I noticed that the magical collared shirt that Shamus had worn for a few games, seems to have worn off completely.  Time for a new shirt Shamus….maybe go with that mesh tank top idea you were considering last week.

George Metulynsky as the oldest player out there, continues playing like Denis Potvin and Larry Robinson.  Blocking shots, making on the stick passes and scoring goals.

Killer Colasanti, played a solid game along side, Andy Morgan.  The two of them connected for 18 of the 21 Hellcat goals last night. Video of Colasanti, striking Sparky Renaud on the chest could be seen on the large Kapustatroon, but the refs missed it and no penalty was called. “That is why he is called Killer Colasanti”, stated Gentleman Sunny Salaris.

Both Salaris and La Bomba had solid games for the Hellcats.

Stevo Jaworiwsky, seemed to have lost it, throwing his stick against the wall. I spoke to him after the game in the parking lot, and he said, he did it more to spark the Blackcats up, but it did not seem to work. Now he has to bring in a case of beer ($40) and buy a new hockey stick ($29.00) that is a $75 dollar night for motivational move, maybe he should just try a Vince Lamardi speech instead.

And the most important thing……..Junior Poisson arrived with a 24 of Keith’s and Pittsburgh Tomcats, with beer left over from their trip donated their beer to the Tomcats, so regular Coors were enjoyed last night as well.  The Pittsburgh Tomcats, consisting of Mykel Jaworiwsky, Dave Crawford, Kevin Kuprowski, Steven Jaworiwsky, Paul Poisson and Jason Enskat, donated the extra beer they had for the Tomcats. Two and half cases all together….MVP’s all of them.

And speaking of MVP’s Vince ‘La Bomba’ Vlaminck brought a tidy 12 pack, on a ‘just because’ basis, so I’m sure, knowing the Tomcats, he will get called up again.

Fat bottom girls really do make the world rock n roll world go round and when I see you next time, Heywood Jewblowmee.