Tomcats play 9 games in a span of 34 minutes…..yes up to seven!
An article by Harry Ballsanoue
Team Blackcats: Skippy Renaud. Yuri Metulynsky,, Killer Colasanti, Soupy Salaris, Chevy Szcewczuk and Sunny Salaris
Team Hellcats: Mykel Jaworiwsky, Lovie Edgar, Shamus Goldstein, Sparky Renaud, Kenny Cribley and Stevo Jaworiwsky.
Blackcats win the series, on Tuesday November, 9, 2010, 7-5,3-7,7-4 and 5-3.
OK..Ok…they only played four games….but still, with the goaltending that was present Tuesday night, two large pylons would have done the same trick. In the first game, the score board counted, 36 shots for the blackcats…and three for the hellcats, the score was 4-nothing for the blackcats. Skippy Renaud, was making saves, he had no idea he was making. At the other net, Mykel Jaworiwsky said, “the balls looked as big as beach balls, but then when they came at me, they were little bee bee pellets….”.
Lowest turn out so far this year, 2 spares for the Blackcats and one Spare for the Hellcats.
I was able to talk to Stevo Jaworiwsky after the game in the parking lot, he is a nice guy, always willing to talk to me, even though I have a large goiter on my neck.
“Guys can’t complain to me, when one night we get six spares aside, here is a night, where we only got, one spare on one side and two on the other”…..Jaworiwsky had said.
The hockey was quick, with every second shot going in on the goalies.
Shamus once again wore a collared shirt and scored five goals in the second game to lead his team to victory. He scored a combined 9 goals over all, when his whole team scored 19 goals, once again, almost 50% of the goals. “I have to thank Lovie and Stevo for the set ups tonight…they did a great job”.
Lovie also mentioned to me, that he was not happy with his pick of Zajic in the Tomcat Hockey Pool and that he is not going to win this year,. His quote had way to many swears in it, for me to have it printed on the web page”.
Snowpants, was a scratch tonight.
Menzel, still nursing that moustache injury that he received from Snowpanst sat up in the press box, as did, Spinner Dziebela, Kevin Kuprowski, Andy Brewin and Dave Crawford.
Tomcats are being run by young Michael Jaworiwsky this week, as Senior Jaworiwsky is out of the Country.
See you all next week. Next week, Tomcat beer is brought to you by Skippy Renaud (24) and Andy Brewin (12)
Heywood Jewblowmee is on vacation this week….
Fat bottom girls, DO make the rock n world go round!!
I’m Harry Ballsanoue.
Windsor Tomcats 
WARSAW Associated press (Article by Yuri HANZONMECACK):
TOMCAT TESTY:
After reading the recent blog on the Tuesday turnout there was an immediate call from the Management of Shane (SKIPPY) RENAUD minor league team. Having cracked the fourth string goaltending duties for the Tomcats, Skippy has recently joined the fold as a full time member – however in a role he is not accustomed to. Tomcat management, while happy to bring the lad up full time, made it clear at the beginning of the season he would play out in either a offense or defensive role. Goaltending duties would come only if the one two punch of the RAZOR or FALCON were unable to play, and Bearcat was unavailable.
At press time stats show Skippy has played 10 games this year in net (Including the recent Tuesday game), and is sporting a 4.6G.A.A (6W – 4L).
Afterwords I caught up with Skippy and asked him his thoughts on the Tueday Blog….
(Really an impressive lineup – of course with little to no spares and a offensive duo of Shamus and Sparky circling like sharks, it was bound to be a quick, high scoring affair. The fact Hollywood was facing Killer and Chevy probably made his life miserable as well. I can only say my hats off to Hollywood – he came to play – and maybe cemented his legend as the best two way player in the game. The Tomcats could have also called up Rob (The Doctor) DIENESH, who has played before, but went with Hollywood. Maybe with the Doc, it would have been 2 spares a side, and games may have lasted longer).
Skippy also provided his 2010 to date stats, which includes playing with his minor team, the past summer league he attended (Courtesy of a annonymous Tomcat fan), and Tomcat duties. While the same numbers had apparently also been forwarded to Tomcat management – no record could be found. What I did find was interesting:
70Win record with 47 Losses and a G.A.A of 5.9.
Rumour has it Bearcat will be getting the call up next week, to face either Razor or Falcon. I would bet on Razor,as insiders state the Falcon is still sore from a collission with Snowpants. Tomcat fans, and the rest of the sports world will definately be tuned into that game. We can only wait to see if a 3rd string goalie will indeed make a difference.
Signing off: Yuri HANZONMECACK