(Harry Palm Press):
Every good Tomcat knows a thing or two about hockey playoff pools – except maybe Skippy. I recall the one year he did go in under the guise of “Two monkeys with a pen”, he wasn’t even listed as a player – that’s how bad he played. Regardless another year is closing in on the Tomcats and the boys will turn their thoughts to playoff hockey (PS – Some teams aren’t in ok Skip – Like don’t bet on the Leafs). Who will dominate this year – a $11 wager may wind up paying for quite a few rounds at Purples. Insiders say they’ve looked at the $11 and it’s going to pay big dividends because that means ya gotta likely break a $20. Good thing because that leaves most with a $5 in what I can only slyly call another pool. While not endoresed by the league this additional $5 if you choose to indulge – will likely net the winner a cool $450bucks. Show up this Tues with your magic 8 balls and other devices to pick your NHL pool, and be prepared to be blown away by the $5 deal, which will be unveiled with much fanfare and disbelief. I pray this time I got it right – cause fans know I’ve been wrong before – but sources close to the “other” pool indicate someone is going to be very money happy.
Oh- sorry Snowpants, your HANDONMECAC, and that is an illegal device according to Tomcat rules.
Yurri
