(Harry Palm Press):
Breaking Tomcats news – it has just been confirmed that Skippy will not be playing in the outdoor tourney, or for the rest of this season. Sources indicate the tournament MVP has sustained a broken right hand from an injury sustained at work. When I got the call from my source I rushed over to the Hospital just in time to see Skippy being discharged, his right hand in a temporary cast. I pushed my way thru the media throng and spoke briefly with him, “All I can say is the Doc confirmed I broke it, and unfortunately I won’t be back till September. I’m really disappointed I won’t be there for the fans to play in the outdoor tourney. I’ll likely attend to watch the action from the Commish box seats. What really sucks is I gotta figure out how to relieve myself with just one hand – considering of course the girth involved here.” While he may have been in good spirits despite the bad news, both fans, and players alike will truly miss seeing Skippy in action. Maybe if I hang around long enough I can see just how he’s going to manage putting his HANDSONMECAC.
Yurri
