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The new edition of the St. Felix will be online tonight, after Youngblood finally gets his lackluster act together.
In the meantime, to tide over the insatiable desire every Tomcat has for hockey, a link from Lovie:
January 2011 – Issue 160 – SPECIAL BONUS PAGE EDITION
As always, click to enlarge:
[Editor’s note: for a higher quality (though larger) page one, click here]
Canadian Associated Press
Windsor, ON – The highly anticipated newest edition of the ever popular St. Felix has experienced a further delay.
“It was meant to go online Wednesday morning” says Windsor Tomcat PR department representative Craven Moorehead. “However, Youngblood did not get the images scanned Tuesday night due to complications resulting from poor floor hockey play. To make things worse, he is working several hours of overtime tonight. The boys will have to wait”.
All involved are disappointed and none more than Youngblood: “I play like shit then have to work overtime and delay the St. Felix. I am just counting down the days to the Christmas Party”.
Harry Ballsonue, citing ‘sources’, say Youngbloods tenure as IT Department Head hangs by a thread.
League Commissioner, Stevo, could not be reached for comment.
ST. FELIX BEING PUBLISHED WEDNESDAY EVENING.
By Craven Moorehead
Commissioner Stevo of the monthly St. Felix and Windsor Tomcats Ball Hockey Club in Windsor said he’s well aware of the stir that the statue has caused.
He said Jingles approached him in March with stories about the statue outside his house, which is said to weep tears of healing Rub A535 at night and which has attracted scores of floor hockey players to a formerly quiet Windsor neighbourhood.
But the Commissioner said he has investigated the matter and that he cannot agree with Jingles’ statements. He said Jingles and the statue do not represent the league.
“At best, it is just Icy Hot, and at worst, well, I don’t want to know” The statesman of the league said. He adds: “They do say that Jesus saves, but Esposito scores on the rebound”.
Meanwhile, longtime friend of Jingles, Shamus, has decided not to investigate the statue any further.
He says that once Jingles gets a couple of those fancy ‘Blue Moon’ beers in him, he starts seeing many ‘miracles’, including the crying St. Felix.
“To be honest, I think the statue is crying, but more just about the way Youngblood played last week” Shamus said. “The next thing will be Jesus appearing in some perogies.”
Until next time, I’ll be Craven Moorehead

















