“A man has to work so hard so that something of his personality stays alive. A tomcat has it so easy, he has only to spray and his presence is there for years on rainy days”.
-Albert Einstein
…Not saying it smells on the stage after (…or before!) games or anything…
Post courtesy of contributing editor – and standup Tomcat – Rocky.
The number of dicks Eva Longoria can fit in her mouth at once.
– The Turk
And now Jingles Komedy Korner!!
What do you say to a naked lawyer?
– Here’s a suit.
– Jingles
What do you call a bear without teeth?
– A gummy bear!!!
– Jingles
What do you call cheese that isn’t yours?
– Nacho Cheese!!!
Tip your waitresses.
by Harry Ballsanoue
Hellcats; Falcon, Soupy, Sunny, Snowpants, Spinner, Stevo, Skippy, Youngblood and Killer
Blackcats; Razor, Lovie, Jingles, Shamus, Sparky, Chevy. Hurricane Rocky and the Turk
Full house at the Kapusta Kow Palace, Blackcats Captain Lovie Edgar tried matching his lines so that his Blackcats could kick some Hellcat butt…which they did, handing the Hellcats three straight losses of 7-4, 7-5 and 7-4, “We just could not catch any breaks today”, indicated Helcat Captain Sunny Salaris.
Razor MacDonnel who has been feeling a bit under the weather, had a stellar game in between the pipes and even told Lovie after the game that he could save the lives of 5 cigars that Lovie brought him from some small island in the Caribbean . “It may take me 6 months, but I’ll bring these back to life” the Razor had said.
Highlight of the night for the Hellcats, was when fourth string goalie, Skippy Renaud scored a goal on Razor, “That embarrassing” stated Youngblood Morgan, that is like a Pitcher getting a home run on another pitcher.
The night became, almost magical, as the Pizza Man, Fuzzy himself arrived with a box of delicious pizza for the boys on the stage to enjoy. “I wanted to do something for the boys on the stage”. indicated Fuzzy, as he received compliment after compliment on his tasty pizza, “So I got half deluxe and half Tomcat Specia, fomr my Pizzarial” Fuzzy stated.
Andy Morgan who was suppose to bring only 12 beer, brought an extra six of MGD and Soupy Salaris brought Bud light for the boys to enjoy.
After the games, there was some speculation that Snowpants was to sing some songs next week, but I am now being told that, that may not happen for a few weeks, as he has to find his leather snakeskin pants for the occasion,
Over all a very good night, if you missed it, there is next week, but this is the first week of Tomcat hockey that they had four spares a side. Keep it up boys.
Remember, Fat bottom girls make the rock n world go round!
Till next time, I’m Harry Ballsonoue.
Windsor Tomcats 