Dear Noah,
We could have sworn you said the ark wasn’t leaving till 5.
Sincerely,
Unicorns
Dear Twilight fans,
Please realize that because vampires are dead and have no blood
pumping through them, they can never get an erection.
Enjoy fantasizing about that.
Sincerely,
Logic
Dear Icebergs,
Sorry to hear about the global warming. Karma’s a b*tch.
Sincerely,
The Titanic
The new edition of the St. Felix will be online tonight, after Youngblood finally gets his lackluster act together.
In the meantime, to tide over the insatiable desire every Tomcat has for hockey, a link from Lovie:
Compliments of Lovie:
Bonus vid of what Turco thinks of McGuire:
Lovie and the Tomcat Goalies have done a bang up job doing a little Sports Illustrated style Q & A.
This was done some time ago and has undergone undue delays because of an editorial desire for a nice little table to put the Q & A’s in. Oh well. Undue delays are just that: undue. To ensure Lovie’s Labours aren’t Lost, dig it:
Oh: Be sure to hit the ‘Continue Reading’ link at the bottom to get the whole article.
1. TV show I would guest star on:
Razor: Mr. Dressup. Why? I have 2 words for you pal: Casey and Finnigan, nuf’ said. (B.J. and the Bear was a close second)
Bearcat : Golden girls because it sure would be easy to pick up those women.
Falcon: This is a toughie because there are so many, but I would have to say it would be ‘Man vs Food’. Just watching him eat those giant pizza’s and hamburgers makes me hungry. I think I’d be able to finish most of those challenges. I’m thinking road trip to start hitting those places to get me in my tomcats jacket up on the wall of fames.
Skippy: Probably have to go with the Off the record segment on Sports centre – It would finally allow a full hour of Goaltenders crowing about their accomplishments in and out of net. It would also provide valuable footage of those spectacular saves we do make, VS the loss everyone talks about.
2. Ginger or Mary-Anne and why:
Razor: Ginger. Those lips were made for bone smokin’. (Just for shits and giggles, Mrs. Howell would have been my next pick)
Boys, here is the Bubbles soundboard I have been crowing about. Please study this as I can already hear Razor firing these off…
Lovie
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