Hellcats win 7-2, 7-6, and 7-5

by Harry Ballsanoue

 Hell Cats: Falcon, Sunny, La Bomba, Chevy, Snowpants, Killer, Youngblood, The Turk and Cribz

 Blackcats: Razor, Lovie, Stevo, Spinner, Sparky, Mykel J, Shamus, Jingles

 In what looked like evenly matched teams, the Hell Cats had no problem of disposing of the Black cats on Tuesday night. “They outplayed us at every facet of the game.  We of course did not help ourselves either, we did not run out there, we did not pass very well and we did not get an quality shots on net” indicted Lovie Edgar.

The Hell Cats seemed to want the games, so much more than the Black Cats, “When I first saw the teams, I thought we were going to get smoked” indicated the Turk Metulynsky, “But we just played our game and were able to take all three” Metulynsky concluded.

A near Decapitation stopped the game for a second or two, after Killer Colasanti almost took the head off Sparky Renaud, striking him in the upper chest area. “I have a good welt there right now, but I am happy my head is still attached, I need it to drive my truck and of course to do some other stuff”. Renaud stated.

Wayne Gretzky and Juri Kurri (Youngblood and Killer) created all the scoring chances for the Hellcats (KIller is in a contract year). The frustration showed on the Blackcats, as Stevo Jaworiwsky threw his stick against a wall, after Youngbllod and Colasanti scored their 17th goal. Jaworiwsky had this to say, “I was very frustrated out there, they seemed to have our number tonight. I threw my stick, more so for effect, to get my boys pumped up, we tied them up 2-2 in the third, but it went down hill after that, I will bring my case next week” Jaworiwsky said.

New comer La Bomba Vlaminck was sharp again, making some great passes, he is like Tomas Kabrale: he does not seem to want to shoot.

And the magic of the black collared shirt is gone. Shamus Goldstein should go back to a regular t-shirt, as he only scored one goal last night.

La Bomba brought 12 beer out of the goodness of his heart. 24 were brought by Junior, who stayed and watch the three games from the press box and on occasion giving coaching tips to the black cats. The rest of the beer was donated by the Pittsburgh guys, Hollywood, Jingles, Stevo, Crow, Junior and Jason Enskat….thanks boys….(The provided Tomcats with 2 and half cases of beer from the Pittsburgh trip!!!)

Until next week, when I see you, I will try to get my Harry Ballsonue.

by Harry Ballsanoue

            
Hellcats: Dean ‘Bearcat’  Meloche, Snowpants, Shamus, JIngles, Sunny, Soupy, Chevy, Skippy and Hurricane Hann.
 
Blackcats: Razor, Lovie, Rocky, Stevo, Cribz, Spinner, Hollywood, Yuri the Turk, Doc, Sparky.
 
Blackcats win; 7-1, 2-7 and 7-4.
 
As I watched the games last night, I thought, who is that in net, Ken Dryden, Patrick Roy…or is that, Terry Sawchuk and Glenn Hall….OH MY GOD…compared to last week, when we saw, ‘Red Light’ Racicot and Les Binkley in net. Last night the goaltending was superior.
 
“It was really a spectacle to see”, stated one fan, who waited 2 hours in the Rain for Snowpants to come out and sign an autograph for her.
 
“Stevo seemed to really have it going on today, setting up Spinner for a number of quality opportunities”, state Lovie Edgar. ‘Husky Eye’ Salaris, seemed to think differently, “Stevo, was setting up a dinner for 8 in front of our net.  It seemed, in one shift he had five break aways”.
 
The magic seems to be wearing off the collared shirt on Shamus, as he only scored 2 goals tonight. Next week he plans to wear a tank top…’Maybe Mesh” he had said.
 
Injury wise, Snowpants lasted the entire night, but Ken Cribly left after the first game, with an undisclosed, lower body injury, as did, Jingles Kuprowski, who took a wicked slash from Razor McDonnel, with no penalty being called.
 
Yuri Metulynsky played a very solid game on defense and keeps, being the number one vote getter for the all star game.
 
Shovey Szcewczuk pushed down Hollywood Jaworiwsky to the ground, after the young Jaworiwsky hacked at Bearcat Meloche’s glove 8 times.
 
Hurricane Hann notched a number of goals, not bad, for being the oldest player on the floor and not being able to see very well.
 
In the end, with the score, 6-4…Rocky scored a goal from his own goal line, that gave the Blackcats the victory….after the game, 8th string goalie, Skippy Renaud talked about a theory he had, with the number of players on the bench and how easy it was for the goalies last night, I listened for about 18 seconds, and then said I had to take a phone call.
 
Next week, Junior Poisson is to bring his beer, not sure if he will be inserted into the line up…we may just see Juniors beer and not Junior.  Andy ‘Doc’ Brewin brings, his next 12 pack.
 
This week, 24 from Skippy, 12 from Doc Brewin and 12 from the Tomcats.
 
Fat bottom girls, really really do make the rock n roll world go round, and when I see you, I will try to get my Harry Ballsonue.