by Harry Ballsonue

I’m just covering the mini tournament, my side kick, Heywood Jewblowmee will cover the draft and other Tomcat news.
 
Lovievill Flyers:Lovie, Husky Eyes, Shamus, LaBamba, Youngblood and Hollywood
 
Snowpants Snow Squalls; Snowpants, Spinner, Cribz, Bulldog, Yuri, Hurricane and Doc
 
Stevo’s Stingrays: Stevo, Chevy, Rocky, Razor, the Rake and Jingles.
 
Final Standings:
 

 
With it being draft night and with 2 cases of beer and a ton of Keilbassa and a little snow storm licking at the door of the Kapusta Kow Palace, there was no final Championship game last night and the winner was declared by the actual tournament it self. Winner winner chicken dinner to Lovieville Flyers, they scored 17 goals as compared to the Snow Squalls who scored a meager 2 and they are on a roll winning last week as well. Lovie Edgar knows how to pick a team.
 
When the Lovieville Flyers were out there, it was like they were on a power play, tick tack passing and accurate shooting lead to the 17 goals, “We were good out there tonight, like a well oiled machine”, indicated Captain and third Star Lovie Edgar, “I was happy how we all played as a team and my very dear friend Mykel Jaworiwsky was solid, a regular Terry Sawchuk out there” Lovie concluded.
 
If the tournament would not have been set up, Tuesday night hockey would have had 5 and four spares, it was made for an exciting night of hockey.
 
Thanks to Second star Dave Hann for playing goal and to first star Mykel ‘Hollywood’ Jaworiwsky for donning the pads and playing goal as well. Three star selections, will continue to be made in mini tournament nights.
 
High praise also goes out to Shamus Goldstein who had a stellar night notching 7 goals.  “He is a quality guy and a very good player, Tomcats are lucky to have such a fine fellow”, indicated Steven Jaworiwsky.
 
Kudos also goes out to LaBamba who brought out a whack of cigars to be enjoyed by the Glen Sather types during the draft.
 
Tomcats should really invest in over the net cameras, so that Mykel Jaworiwsky and Husky Eyes Salaris can see when the ball crosses the line.  Also, Pegs or some sort of nailing system should be installed, so the nets don’t move, so players cannot complain about a goal that is scored if the net is moved slightly.
 
Over all, another exciting time on a Tuesday night, in a snowstorm, under your touque, I can find your sweaty little forehead and put my Harry Ballsonue.