The number of dicks Eva Longoria can fit in her mouth at once.

– The Turk

And now Jingles Komedy Korner!!

What do you say to a naked lawyer?
– Here’s a suit.
– Jingles

What do you call a bear without teeth?
– A gummy bear!!!
– Jingles

What do you call cheese that isn’t yours?
– Nacho Cheese!!!

Tip your waitresses.