The Tomcats saw another week with almost completely filled benches. “We haven’t quite hit mini numbers but we have been teetering the last two weeks,” said Rocky. The Tomcat Algortihm was employed and while at first it seemed to have hallucinated, after two complete games it showed it is balanced and can generate evenly matched teams.
Speaking of teams, here was TomcatGPT came up with:
Bullwinkle’s Blanche Bombers – Falcon in net, Bullwinkle, Animal, Soupy, The Professor, Tonto, Snowpants and Big Ned
Shack’s Noir Nobles – Some guy named Trevor in net, Shack, Rocky, Hobbs, Hurricane, Bender (not in net), Matador, Chevy and Chico
Who’s Trevor the goalie you ask? He looked a lot like Terror, and played very similar to Terror but this guy showed up and was referred to as Trevor or Tremor so the Tomcats are still wondering.
While Trevor and the Nobles really struggled in game one by getting pretty much rolled by the Bombers, game two was a completely different story, seeing the Nobles easily take game two. See, TomcatGPT does workout in the end!
Hurricane was back from his Tequila bender in Mexico but failed to set the all-time scoring record for the oldest Tomcat to ever score a goal…maybe next week???
Young Ned was back out there and had a career game during game 1 scoring 4 goals. Trevor seemed concerned Ned planted himself in the crease all night and never crossed into the defensive zone.
April Year -End Tournament – we have about 20 guys committed. Need to get to 28 ideally. Please respond to Soupy. Captains get prepared to draft in March and think of team names and designs. We need to pull in Hollywood for shorts and maybe coach??? We need 4 goalies and 4 honorary coaches for sure.
Keep checking the beer list. Big Ned brought out his make-up case last night. Please be like Big Ned if you aren’t around on your assigned beer night.
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