Another historic event for Greece occurred last night to rival The Trojan War…an “all” Greek team of Tomcats faced off against the United Nations on a battle of the 21st century.
The Greeks, nicknamed Shack’s Scrotums:
Shack in net, Animeritus (Animal), Helios, Solstice, Sunny, Soupy and Porneia (Killer)
The Geeks, nicknamed Terror’s TaTa’s:
Terror in net, Snowpants, The Professor, Rocky, Hobbs, Matador and Bullwinkle
With international pride on the line, the pace was quick and hard-driving. A great mix of pretty passes, beauty goals and great saves made for a great game to watch. Without the Sparky clock (still on IR), 2 games of 2 periods roughly 20 minutes per period were played – hard to keep accurate time with a phone on the stage.
The Greeks enjoyed spirited play from the young Solaris brothers who offered a nice balance to the Geeks young Hobbs. “I wish I was as fast on the floor and as slow in the bed as these young bucks,” stated Soupy.
The first game was very close, resulting in a one-goal tilt in favour of the Geeks.
Game 2 slanted a bit more in favor of the Geeks. “While the losses were unwelcome, these do not rise to the loss suffered during the Battle of Plataea,” noted the wisest and future Greek Philosopher, Sunny. “Greece will grow stronger from this battle and ultimately win the War of Kapusta in the end,” proclaimed Sunny as he gathered his team on stage afterwards and cracked open beers for the boys.
Keep checking the beer list, keep responding to Rocky and block your calendars for Saturday April 12th so you can commit to our year-ending annual tournament.
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