Week 2 at the Kapusta was another short night, With 1 team having 1 spare and the other having none. That is usual for this time of year, come October the benches will be filled! It was discussed going 3 on 3, but ultimately the regular 4v4 was played.
Sunny Sex Workers – Professor, Bullwinkle, Sunny, Animal, Falcon in Net
Hobbs Hookers – Snowpants, Hobbs, LaBamba, Hurricane, Griff (Sunny’s son), Soupy in Net
Despite being short guys, the play was still very fast-paced. 1 three-period game was played with the Sex Workers taking it 11-7. Soupy made his season debut last night, playing net. Rumour is his nickname may soon change to 11 Carat, given how many goals he let in. Hurricane was willing to strap the pads on, and even brought his wrong handed trapper, but it was decided not to risk putting his Tomcat record point scoring streak in jeopardy, so he stayed out. He was also overheard saying, “soupy should play net, he needs to learn what it’s like to play defence for once!”
Start of the year gifts were handed out to those that paid their $60. An awesome long sleeve tee for the boys, thanks to Hollywood for the design and taking care of it!
As you can probably see, we are short for goalies, due to injuries and other commitments. Terror should be back next week, and Chico will hopefully be off IR soon after his latest Botox surgery; you think he’s just naturally THAT good looking???
Let Rocky know if you know a goalie to come out and showcase or if you want to try your hand in net. We can’t waste Soupy’s talents playing goalie…plus, he’s brutal in net!
Enjoy Guys.
Guest Column by Haida d’Salami
