No Tomcat algorithm tonight, and it was apparent in the teams. The Bullwinkle Bullies dominated the action all night. Taking the first game 8-7 and the second 8-4.
Bullwinkle Bullies – Bullwinkle, tonto, green giant, kamikaze, animal, Snowpants, bender in net
Soupy Simps – Chevy, matador, soupy, Cribzie, Chico, killer, shack, falcon in net
Soupy was by far the worst player on the floor, playing like an absolute piece of garbage. Word has it, his wife Serta, having been informed by a fellow tomcat about how bad he played, greeted him when he got home completely nude, and said, “your pathetic ass can look, but you ain’t touchin’ anything tonight!”
Stars of the night Bullwinkle and Tonto, controlled the defensive end, blocking hundreds of shots. Bullwinkle after the game, confronted a weeping Soupy, and said, “Not only did I make you my bitch out there tonight, but Rocky is now considering me as his next Vice President…you can be his fluffer”
The Tomcats learned tonight that Shack goes thru a lot of Cat Litter, nothing more will be said on that subject…
Snowpants was all over the floor, moving around like he was 20 years younger…he claims it is from the work he’s been getting done on his groin to keep it loose. Allegedly he also tried to get a happy ending from his dentist, or physiotherapist, or massage therapist, after hearing the story, I’m not sure which one…
All in all, Great night at the Kapusta, with lots of laughs afterwards!
Just a reminder that the tournament is just over 2 weeks away, February 25 at 830 am SHARP!
Guest Column by Haida d’Salami
Windsor Tomcats
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