The “Soupy Era” began last night, as both Rocky and Stevo were not in attendance. Soupy took charge, delegated, and lead by example, like all great leaders do. Some chatter among Tomcats afterwards compared him in the likes of JFK, Stephen Harper, and Napoleon. He declared at the start, we are playing “Soupy Hockey” tonight. So, slap shots and cherry picking were encouraged. Tuesday also saw the season debut of Labamba and fresh off his Portuguese Sexcation, the Hurricane.
Hurricane Viagra’s – Soupy, Shack, Kamikaze, Bullwinkle, Animal, Hurricane, Tonto, Falcon in net
Chevy Cialis’s – Sunny, LaBamba, Big Ned, Killer, Skippy, Chevy, Green Giant, Snowpants, Chico in net
The first game was a close matchup with the Viagra’s taking it 5-4, with both goalies making some phenomenal saves!
In the second game, the “stacked” Viagra’s came out rock hard and ready for action, taking the game 6-2. I believe Soupy scored every goal for the Viagra’s, and even assisted on a few too. It was a performance for the ages. Bob Cole was quoted as saying, “Never have I seen such a dominant performance in one night of tomcat hockey. Most evident was the blazing speed, lack of passing, and stick handling so well he broke his stick, Soupy is a Hall of Famer in my books!”
Shout out to Skippy for bringing balls, as Soupy left his at home. I believe it was the first pink ball night in Tomcat history.
After hockey, laughs could be heard miles away. Snowpants is working on planning dates for the Tomcat Xmas Party so keep an eye for an email on that. Word is there will be a game where every Tomcat has to take a picture from Nipples to Knees, and the wives have to guess which Tomcat it is…not sure how this will all shake out, but Shack gave a demonstration on what it will look like last night, and it ain’t pretty!
In closing, it was another fun night of hockey, but Soupy will be relinquishing his duties as President and handing them back Rocky, so he can focus more on being a better Cousin to his life hero, Sunny Solaris.
Guest Column by Haida d’Salami
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