“We have been trying to land the Hatchmo for 15 years, and finally we signed him in the summer and he got to play his first game last night, what a thrill not only for the Windsor Tomcats, but for Tomcat Nation.” Stated Coach Sea Lion
Hatchmo, who has been sought after for quite some time, got to play for his home town, in front of his family and friends. Drafted by the Carolina Cardinals, of the World Floor Hockey league, he was assigned to the Fayettevill Frogs, Hatchmo toiled in the minors for years, as Captain he lead them to 9 Brazen Cup Finals winning four of them. In 2014, his rights were traded to the Florida Tucans were he signed a 7 year 7 million per deal. This summer, taking a hometown discount, he signed with the Tomcats for 2 years at 3.5 per.
Hatchmo brought a 15 pack of Coors Banquet, ‘Just Because’, put her there……
“It is a great honour to finally don the Black Silver and White and play for my hometown team.” A weeping Hatchmo stated.
Rake made his season debut tonight. “He did not seem to be missing a step out there…quick as a bunny he is..” Indicated Killer
Snowpants, although not playing, put away the sticks and the clock. What kind of Tomcat Team spirit is that, fabulous.
Shack showed up and brought some beer for the boys, what a Tomcat, thank you Shackalicious.
TEAMS
Rake Meteors Rake, Chico (G), La Bamba, Soupy, Hatchmo, Stevo, Tonto, Hurricane
Killer Comets Killer, Bender (G) Chevy, Beep, Rocky, Anvil, Big Ned and Sunny
Very very good hockey with Team Meteors taking both games, 4-3 in the first and 5-4 in the second. Great goaltending on both sides. If you have not been playing, you are missing some fine action on the Kapusta Kow Floor.
Mr. Gordon’s Golf Report
The Mr. Gordons Dirty Growler Golf League wrapped up their golf season on Thursday with their annual banquet. Some highlights included Rookie of the year, going to Hollywood, because he is a golfer now, Best Dressed, Cribzie,(He is so dreamy) and the Mr. Gordon’s – Dirty Growler, golfer of the year, went to: May Day. Hatchmo (as last years winner ) presented the trophy to May Day. “He was selected by the committee and there is no better man to get this award this year, for all the organizing and the improvement in his game, he truly is the golfer of the year.” Indicated Hatchmo.
League to start back up on Monday’s in March, if you are interested in playing, all you have to do is let the Commissioner know you want to play the coming Monday by Wednesday at noon. Until then, we have the golf channel for now.
Is it just me, but is Bullwinkle the sexiest Tomcat ever? Thanks for reading, I’m Ophelia Butts.
In Ending:
If you cannot play or want to play next week, contact Rocky directly, either in email or in a text. (No faxes or smoke signals).
Tomcats Forever.
Windsor Tomcats 