June 7, 2021
By Chuck Fina
The Gordon’s Gin League tour was out at the Belle View Golf and Country Club on June 7, 2021. Hollywood, May Day, Chevy, Hatchy, Sea Lion, Bundura, The Howler and Little Bird were on hand grappling with the always tough Belle View course.
Usually, there are one or two decent story lines I can write about but this week, it would take several hours to get everything down. This week, I decided to go with just headlines.
- Hollywood hires Hatchy to be Vice-President of his Pool and Hot Tub Company.
- Sea Lion barricades himself inside pharmacy claiming he had an appointment to get his second AZ shot but escapes from custody to make his tee time.
- Chevy suspended by Belle View for 60 days and fined $20,000.00 for hitting golfers ahead of him with his monstrous drives.
- Chevy feels bad, buys victims a round.
- Stevo off the grid this week but sent a text to his 1564 contacts saying he is off the grid this week.
- Little Bird has cooler confiscated. Police called, Little Bird arrested.
- May Day gets his second AZ shot while the Sea Lion barricades himself in pharmacy.
- Stevo will send a text to 1564 contacts when he is back on the grid.
- Cribzee comes in late, misses out.
- Bundura’s truck seen fleeing pharmacy with the Sea Lion in the bed of his pick-up truck.
- The Gordon’s Gin League will not return to Belle View until Chevy’s suspension is over.
- Hollywood plays 17. “There are only 17 holes on a Ukrainian golf course”.
- Has anybody seen Hurricane?
- The Montreal Canadiens eliminated more teams in one week than the Toronto Maple Leafs have eliminated in 17 years.
- Chevy still feels bad. He is buying all Windsor Tomcats memberships to Pointe West.
Players are reminded to text may day by noon Wednesday if you want in for the following Monday.
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