By Harry Ballsonue
“I can see us starting in April, I really really can”. The Rake
Adding new Tomcats
The Windsor Tomcats are looking at adding two Wiley veterans to their roster. Rumours are flying that the Tomcats are in talks with Skully of the Florida Tucans and Chewy who has decided to part ways with the Baltimore Flying Squirrels. Chewy had tweeted earlier in the week, ‘after spending almost 12 years with the Flying Squirrels, I think I need a change of scenery, I love the organization, the fans and I thank them, but it is time to move on’.
Here We Are
As time marches on January fades into February, the Windsor Tomcats would already have the tournament teams made. Hollywood wood would be taking design ideas and putting them on tshirts, the Lizard Lions, Big Ned’s Excellent Adventure, The Bullwinkle Moose and the Shackalious Love Shacks. (“Love Shack Rusted”) but, here we are in limbo all thinking the next “Play the ball” scream will probably be in September. Stay Positive, you never know, but in the mean time, be careful of the new strain.
Chevystar-Hurricanerica Pharmaceutical Company
Speaking of the COVID, news comes from the brand new Pharmaceutical company Chevystar-Hurricanerica, Owner and managing partner, Pontiac had this to offer, “We are very happy to report that the suppository vaccine is very effective and is testing through the roof, with no side effects and is being delivered in packets of 6 to anyone that wants one.” Are there new developments at Chevystar-Hurricanerica? Owner and managing partner Tornado had this to offer, “People want testing that is effective, we have developed an anal swab that not only tells you if you have the COVID it also tells you if you already had it, it also tells in females, if they watch too many HGTV and the shopping channel and in men, it recognizes if they watch too many sporting events and porn, so far, we have not seen indications with the men.” Stated Tornado.
Golf To Happen ?
Kapusta Open: It is a wait and see in regards to the Kapusta Open that would be organized by The Turk, nothing to report on that front.
Tomcat Open: Fathers Day is still being looked at by Snowpants.
Kobassa Open: Thursday July 17 is planned, but it is a look and see and then see and look some more to see what happens by end of March/April.
Battle Creek: “It is still too early to say anything but I would say it is not looking good for us to go in 2021 and not sure who really would want to go. I will do something local like we did last year, I will provide dates soon, so stand by.” Indicated Chevy.
Golf Show
The Novi Golf Show is in March, (Novi is in Michigan) Sea Lion and Stevo go every year, May Day has gone too, as has Little Bird and the Howler. This year, the golf show in Michigan does not look like a possibility and even if it was to be, the boarder may still not be open. The Sea Lion has an idea, “We can have our own golf show – golf swap. We can set a date and have any Tomcat that is interested bring their golf stuff that they want to sell or trade, clubs, balls, shoes, carts, bags, umbrellas what ever you want to bring, bring.” The Sea Lion stated with great enthusiasm. “I can hold the event in my garage”, indicated Stevo and added, “We can do it on one of the first Saturdays in March when it warms up a bit, guys can come by and drop their equipment off earlier and put a price sticker on it and then if it sells it sells. We can do some sort of food and beverages too. The event can run from noon to 4 pm.” And equally enthusiastic Stevo stated. This is of course if things open up a bit and that gathering of any kind are allowed.
Origin of The Road To Hell…
The exact origin of this proverb is unknown and its form has evolved over time. The modern expression, “The road to hell is paved with good intentions“, was first published in Henry G. … 1150), “L’enfer est plein de bonnes volontés ou désirs” (hell is full of good wishes or desires), while you are thinking about the anal swab, the golf show, and that I speak French, can I put my Harry Ballsonue.
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