With all the attention on the recent US election and inauguration, one thing became apparent. Bernie Sanders has apparently been hiding in plain sight for a while. Who knew he was using his COVID mask to infiltrate many organizations and worldly hotspots to help try to create the “blue wave.” How did those gloves not give him away more? While his dream of spreading socialism across the globe may be more tempered then he really prefers, he nonetheless was stealthy enough to find his way into very important organizations and undoubtedly gain some knowledge he can use to further his cause.
That made us wonder…The Tomcats are a vital organization to Canada and the world…did he try to infiltrate us? Surely there is much to gain by listening from the shadows of the Kapusta Kow Palace. After all, very heady subjects are often discussed…will the Leafs make the playoffs?…why MGD is the best beer…was that body check into the wall intentional or was it just clumsy play? These are key bits of intelligence any potential world leader could leverage and maybe to the dismay of the Tomcats! What if he were to learn the lyrics of Tomcats Forever???
Since we don’t have security cameras rolling in the Kapusta, we relied on old photos. Wouldn’t you know it, Bernie has been here! Tomcat Management is deciding on the best course of action and will ensure the response is measured but firm!
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