GORDONS GIN LEAGUE WRAP UP
October15, 2020
By Chuck Fina
The Gordon’s Gin golf League held its final outing on October 9, 2020 at the Belleview Golf and Country Club on October 9, 2020. The league stars were out in full force and the payers were ;
Mayday
La Bamba
Stevo
Hurricane
The Sea Lion
Big Easy
Hatchie
Chevy
A banquet was held at Stevo’s after golf and Chevy arranged to have wings delivered from the Rock Bottom Saloon. A big thanks to Mrs. Chevy who delivered the wing order to Stevo’s house.
Hatchie was announced the overall winner for 2020 posting low gross, low net, longest drive, closest to the pin and picking up the most followers on Twitter.
Team Hatchie was also awarded the Ride Her Cup. Team Hatchie was led by Hatchie and Big Easy, La Bamba and Chevy rounded out the crew. No formal Ride Her Cup tournament was held this year and the record book will include an asterisk for 2020.
The Most Popular Golfer Award was awarded to La Bamba. He received a $500.00 gift certificate from the league’s premier sponsor, Dorco Garage Doors. “ I am humbled”, said La Bamba with tears in his eyes.
Gordon’s Gin Golf League Invents Combination Thermometer and Covid 19 Test
Prior to being allowed into Stevo’s house for the testing players had their temperature taken with the patented thermometer and Covid 19 Rapid Tester. Pictured below is the Covid 19 Rapid Tester and Thermometer.
“ The only drawback is the thermometer is a rectal thermometer”, said Stevo who came up with the idea. Mayday was the eighth guy to get tested and said, “We have a deal signed with the US government to have these testers available at all US polling stations. If you think the line-ups at the polls are crazy now, wait until the American people find out they can get tested prior to casting their ballot”. President Trump used a prototype of the testing kit prior to being released from the hospital. “I’m cured”, said the President.
La Bamba secured a factory in China to mass produce these kits and the quality control will be overseen by scientists at the Wuhan Lab. “Unfortunately, there is only one way to do quality control but since China unleashed the virus on the world, they were more than happy provide “volunteers’ to do quality control”, said La Bamba.
No players tested positive at Stevo’s nor did anybody have a fever. Although one player who did not want to be named wished he had a false positive so he could be tested again.
“ It would have been nice if Stevo provided some KY to make sure the testing went a bit smoother”, said the Big Easy.
The testing kit generated a lot of attention on Stevo’s street. His neighbors were lined up down the block to have their testing done. “ I would have lined up at the Covid site at the hospital but since this test gives immediate results, I thought it would be a good idea”, said Sally, Stevo’s neighbor.
In Other News
Look for an e-mail. The Gordon’s Gin Golf League will be organizing outdoor street hockey games. The new testing kit will be available under a tent prior to letting players play. Location TBD but looking at Sunday’s at 11:00am.
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