July13, 2020
By Chuck Fina
The Sea Lion, May Day, Hatchie, Mr. Bundura, Big Easy, Stevo, Cribzee and Chevy were on hand at the Belleview Golf and Country and Club on Monday.
The league was on hand this past Monday at Belleview looking sharp as always. The WE foundation sponsored autographed Justin Trudeau autographed golf shirts and masks. The shirts were a bright red with an upsided down white Canadian flag. “Those are nice shirts, do they come in mens”?, asked May Day.
Some impressive shots were made during play especially by the Sea Lion on his drive on number 18. He adjusted his stance and hit one on the screws about 325 yards. “That is the farthest I have ever seen you hit the ball”, said May Day. The Sea Lion replied, “Next time, Ill use two hands”.
Mr. Gordon’s Gin league continues going strong with greats such as Sea Lion, The Bundura, Hatchie and the Commish himself May Day!
May Day put on a chipping clinic at the 15th hole sking a 50 yard chip with impressive apex landing it 2 feet away from the pin. “I would like to see you do that again”, said the Sea Lion to May Day. May Day dropped another ball, chipped it over 2 golf carts and landed the ball one foot from the pin.
The Big Easy made his Mr Gordon’s debut after participating the last few weeks on the Japan Golf Tour, the Korean Tour and the Korn Ferry Tour winning on all three tours ..here he is in a foursome with Chevy, Stevo and Cribzie.
Scores for the day were Sea Lion 66, May Day 67, Hatchie, 69, Mr Bundura 70, The Big Easy, a course record 64, Stevo 67, Cribzee 71 and Chevy, 68.
After the round, Bill Morneau, the federal finance minsiter was on hand to sign the guys up to do speaking engagements for WE. They will each be paid $275,000.00 per speech. Topics will include Defund the Police, Why Taras Shevchenko’s statue should be torn down, equality in the workplace and this special feature, how to be a complete dick bag in today’s changing world.Millenial Men who are white skinned, have facial hair, high foreheads and who were picked on in high school are keen to hear this speech. Check the WE web site for details. Editors Note: We know dick bag milenials don’t read this blog.
ANNOUNCEMENT
The Ride Her Cup has been postponed. The league will be going to Willow Ridge Civic Day Monday. A special e mail will be sent out.
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